[MOOVERDOSE]

http://mymomisafob.com/

This website features hilarious stories about parents (mostly mothers) and their children. Do you have any funny stories? Send them to mymomisafob.com, or share with Soompi!!

My personal favourite:

Online Predators via Youtube?
January 11, 2009

So my mom is a VERY protective mother. This is what happened after she watched a 60 minutes special on Online Predators. I'm watching a Video Blog on Youtube�

Mom: Who is that guy?
Me: I don't know
Mom: Why is he talking to you??
Me: It's a video�
Mom (at the computer): GO AWAY, MY DAUGHTER DON'T WANT TO MEET UP AND TALK TO YOU

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I hope this wasn't posted before!!

[Vagabond.]

LOL, oh fobby mums...
This one was my fave...

Mom: We want to come visit you at school.
Me: Um�sure. When?
Mom: This weekend?
Me: Uh�this weekend is Valentine�s Day weekend.
Mom: So?
Me: (silent while desperately thinking of subtle ways to remind them of the existence of my boyfriend)
Mom: Aren�t we your valentines?

EDIT: These ones too...

Mom: I saw your credit card statement and one entry had “Fall Out Boy” for $80.
Me: Yeah, so?
Mom: Are you calling gay sex hotline?
Me: What is wrong with you?!!! They are tickets for a concert!



My mum went down to the shops to get some groceries while I stayed at home to study. This is the conversation we had on some of her ‘observations’.

Mum: I saw some teenage boys…about your age.
Me: yeah…
Mum: Their jeans very bright and tight.
Me:…
Mum: Almost like girl jeans.
Me:…
Mum: Do they know they buy girl jeans?
Me: I’m pretty sure they do mum, in fact a lot of boys buy female jeans because they think it looks better on them than male jeans.
Mum: oh…

A moment later

Mum: Where they find space in jean to put thingy in?

♥

[jberry5]

lol

these are so funny. I never knew moms could be so cute.

XD

"I love your mom." ... fobby mommy !

[elainee]

these are funny :

A new kind of seduction?!
January 30, 2009

Mom: They had sexy harassment training at work today.
Me: What?
Mom: You know, sexy harassment training
Me: Mom! that�s not how you say it! It�s called sexual harassment!
Mom: O! I know. I just don�t like saying the word �Sexual��it sounds so dirty!
Me: I hope no one sexy harasses you then.



Awards: �homecoming king�
January 27, 2009

My friend won homecoming king last year. His mom was up on the stage with him when he won and as they were walking off she offered her congratulations: �Can you put this on your college apps?�

[lmaogal]

lol~ i like this one too~

======>Mom: They had sexy harassment training at work today.
Me: What?
Mom: You know, sexy harassment training
Me: Mom! that�s not how you say it! It�s called sexual harassment!
Mom: O! I know. I just don�t like saying the word �Sexual��it sounds so dirty!
Me: I hope no one sexy harasses you then.

[fiveplusohplusone]

lol, many funnies with my mommy and me (and my brother)
mom: so have you talked to the garden sunsengnim(meaning "teacher")?
me: who?????
mom: the garden sungsengnim, what's her name. mrs ___?
me: GUIDANCE counselor?
i let go of the fact that she called the counselor a teacher. kind of the same thing, really

[peasilla]

oh god... my moms a total fob too..
like really...
once we were a t a restaurant and shes like

mom: can we get a seat near the window?
waiter: thats reserved.
mom: we''ll reserve now then.

so embarrassing/.

[ellyphant]

HAHAHAH those are funny.

Mum: Where they find space in jean to put thingy in?

[des monstres]

shopping with my mother is always something i want to avoid.
we're in the same store.
it's not even big. this store was pac sun.
so.. it's not like you could get lost in there.
i'm about a foot away from her and her back is turned away from me.

her: YOUNG HEE AHHHH, YOUNG HEE AHHHHH!?
me: mom. mom. i'm right here. ;
a few minutes later.
her: YOUNG HEE AHHHH, WHERE ARE YOU?!!??11
me: ..right here.

and then she was having a serious talk with me.
her: i don't want you getting raped.
me: ....:|
her: boys can get raped too.
me: .......
her: by their a**hole.
me: -dies-



i was reading the site.
this one was funny:
Me: (after a long day of school) I feel like crap.
Mom: Really? I feel like shrimp.

[Ramie.v]

shopping with my mother is always something i want to avoid.
we're in the same store.
it's not even big. this store was pac sun.
so.. it's not like you could get lost in there.
i'm about a foot away from her and her back is turned away from me.

her: YOUNG HEE AHHHH, YOUNG HEE AHHHHH!?
me: mom. mom. i'm right here. ;
a few minutes later.
her: YOUNG HEE AHHHH, WHERE ARE YOU?!!??11
me: ..right here.

and then she was having a serious talk with me.
her: i don't want you getting raped.
me: ....:|
her: boys can get raped too.
me: .......
her: by their a**hole.
me: -dies-



i was reading the site.
this one was funny:
Me: (after a long day of school) I feel like crap.
Mom: Really? I feel like shrimp.

Your mom is awesome. ^^

Every time my mom says yes, she yesh.

[mo.NeMo81]

While in the car at a stoplight
Grandma: You know, every time we stop, I hear a bird chirping.
Me: Really? I never hear anything. I don�t see any either.
Grandma: I always look for the bird but I never see it. Do you hear it right now?!

crosswalk.

aahahha some of them do sound like birds lol

[EHNerJI]

^ oh. my mom did that too =.=;
everytimeeeee as well LOL.
i had to keep telling her ~.~;
these are funny XD

[cherriholicxx]

I sent two bouquets of chocolate roses home to my mom and grandma for Valentine�s. My mom called me to tell me that they just got it in time, and asked me about my Valentine�s Day.

Mom: Are you celebrating Valentine�s tomorrow?
Me: *laughs* No
Mom: Why not? No girls sending you flowers and gifts? Is love out of business?

That's so cute! <3!

My mom's the same. It's adorable.
Sometimes she tries to spell words, and one time I needed a ride home.
I called her and gave her the street names:

Mom: A-C...
Me: Mhmm.
Mom: A-C-A-C...?
Me: yeahhh.
Mom: A-C-A-C-I-A?
Me&Mom: yeyyy!
Mom: I spelled it right! <3!

It was so cute. roflmao.

[Regrets]

Hahahah
my mum is fob
and it's funny to hear her talk english
but it's embarassing when i'm with her HAHA

[K.I.M]

LOLS, this is so funny it made my day.
I guess I can relate my mother to this as well.

[catheezy]

haha my mom is fluent in english but she still has her vietnamese accent. and sometimes she has to think about things if she wants to say something correctly.
she was at work and she just said

'oh yes. i don't want to waste my saleeva' LOLLL and her coworker was like
'oh i like the way you say it, saleeva! HAHAH'
and my mom was confused and then she was like OH i mean saliva LOL. ahh my mom is so funny sometimes

she can't say scissor either, sounds like she's saying ceaser ^^

[lil_miss_kawaii]

LMFAO

sounds like my mum hahahahahaha

[XxKhmerBoiXx]

haha these are hilarious my mom isnt like this

[adaytodiefor]

This one weekend my mom asked me where my sisters went.
So I told her but then she cutted me off and goes...
"Why do you look so trashy?"
I just looked at her.
0_0

[XIAHT!C]

PUHAHAHAH i think i just sat and laughed for 208598439 minutes straight. these are HILAROUS!