[brrrt!]

www.fmylife.com

my friend showed me this website the other day and i lovee it ;D

after reading some of these, i'm suure you will feel at least a little better about your own life

post some of your favorites!

here's mine atm:

Today, I saw a elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

and

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

ROFL.

[hungrycollegeboy]

LOL, I love that site, hahahaha. I don't visit it as much as i used to though, lol.

Those stories make me feel better.

[cherriholicxx]

rofl! I love that site. <3!
I always feel bad for the people,
-but dengg, those are some serious funny FML moments. ^^;

[LaZClaraBear]

LOLLLLLLLL omfg.. this site reminds me SO MUCH of my friend..
she lovess saying "f*** my life" xDDD

[BL!NG]

yeah it's funny.. but sorry to tell you that there's already a thread about it here

http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=273474

[FallenLove]

lol i lovee that sitee!

haha i like this one V

Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in seventeen magazine. They were in the "what not to wear" category. FML

[vip_gd]

haha i enjoy reading those posts
i shall go back to reading. so interesting

[Clix]

Today, I went to the Doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

Best 2 I've read today.

[kimalli92]

Ohhhhh. My brother was reading the entries on the site yesterday, I was reading along with him. I feel sorry for most of the posters there. Their lives were really effed up xD

[swtbabiiee]

LMAOOO

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

[dmph]

LOLOL, HILARIOUS WEBSITE. First time on it. Man, it's funny as.

[Honey.bee]

Already posted before but it doesn't hurt to see it again. The site's hilarious. <3

[iAM_Vindicated]

HAHAHA i love this website. it's hilarious!!

[CorrectionYourWrongImRight]

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML.

this one is pretttyy hilarious! xD

[papiroflexia]

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

Oh, man that sucks(x

[doll face]

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

ohjeez. I feel more bad for that kid.!):

[the kite]

Haha, this is similar to mylifeiscrap.com.
Will check it out

[hpnotiq]

fmylife.com is a life saver during boring lectures, but only bad thing is that I have to try to stop myself from laughing out loud.