[dorkyxninja]

Me:Do you know how to fart?
Sailor Moon:My teacher taught me.

[crashandburn]

SM: As Freud said, S3x is the mathematical urge repressed.
Wtf...

[Allison]

Me:Do you know how to fart?
Sailor Moon:My teacher taught me.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL xDD!



I'm just talking to her about Taemin...<3 lol.

[k i m c h i *]

Ok, this is funny XD
And weird... yeahh... XD

[lalagladys]

ME :"do you like your penis ?"
SM : "yes i am proud of my penis"

LOLOLOL, who knew that she was a man. o:

[ParappaRappa]

LOL this is like smarterchild.

me: what are you
her: i am usagi. a female human.
me: i thought you were sailor moon
her: how did you know? it's my secret identity.

LOLOLOLOL

me:hahahaha
her: not many express themselves that way.
me: hahahaha
her: what are you wearing?
me: ...

[Irony.]

Me: Where do you live
SM: ____ JAPAN
Me: Lier
SM: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Lier.

[Purple_Line]

Me: You are the stupid f***ing a**h*** b**** in the world
SM: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

[seafood]

I say Hi there & she say where? then lmao i type you're ugly
she answer with "no i am beautiful"

[[MeiMei ♡]]

i confused it.

'what is yours?'
" What is mine?"? What is mine? LOL



SM: are you a male or a female.
M: (to see what response) both
SM: That situation is rare and unusual.
------------------------------------------------------------------
SM: what is this conversation about?
M: my boyfriend's penis
SM: You humans like to boyfriend penis? (wth?)
M: yes. go suck it.
SM: Aw. You humans only think about one thing. That's good information.
M: his penis?
SM: Where did he get it?

=O she must be male.

[biscuit.]

lol
why do you guys have dirty convo with a robot?
=__="

[KarenL.]

Me: Can you cook?
Her: Do I look like a microwave oven?

hahaha.

[kishycathiee]

Me: Do you like big butts? And you cannot lie
SM: I like Pink. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me: Oh you like it pink like you've been smacking that ass for an hour?

and then i got dc'ed after lol. jeez i'm so perverted

[vee.pee]

Me: Do you like your vagina?
SM: Of course i do
Me: Why do you like it so much?
SM: I have a lot of experience with it
Me: What kind of experience?
SM: Fascinating experience
Me: Can you tell me about it?
SM: Sure, i can tell you about it
Me: Start with your first experience
SM: I started without you

I GOT OWNED BY A BOT *sit in corner and cry*

LMAO.

[tiRaMisuMeii]

haha this so funny
i bet she doesn't like me

SM : ''Yes I try to will bang taemin as often as possible, do you? ''

XD i didn't know how i got there ...

[xJoyful]

me: sex is fun
SM: it is more fun alone.

LOL WTF?

[Heshie]

Somehow it got to:

SM: I'll let Miss Haruna know.
Me: Who's Miss Haruna?
SM: She's a girl I know who's always looking for a boyfriend.
Me: Is she hot?
SM: Whoa. Why don't you ask her that?
Me: Where is she?
SM: Where the heart it. I don't know anything about it.
Me: That's nice...
SM: Are you getting bored?
Me: No...

-- EDit #1
This is messed up... I asked her:
Me: What are you wearing?
SM: I'm not comfortable with answering that online.
Me: Oh... does that mean you're not wearing anything nice?
SM: Interesting deduction, I'm wearing a fancy dress.
Me: What color is it?
SM: Red. Are we still talking about hair?
--EDit #2
She can speak a bit of Chinese...

[Starberriee]

ME:"I love your boobs"
SM:"You love my boobs. What do you like about it so much? "
I wasn't expecting that, I thought she would say something like "Stop it" D:

Edit; I saw RnBaddict's vagina question so I asked her too.
ME: Do you like your vagina?
SM:Yes I am proud of my vagina.
ME:Why?
SM:Because that is what Miss Haruna told me to say
ME:Why?
SM:I couldn't think of anything else to say.
):

[PRINCESS_GIRL]

hahahhaha

she was sooooooo random LOL

[secretmelodie]

Hmm...interesting xD she says weird stuff :3