[viish_]

Ever heard of the saying:

If you love someone, let them go….
If they come back to you, they're yours
If they don't, it was never meant to be.

Its funny how its changed here:


Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.

Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for him.

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set them free,
If they come back, I think we can charge them for re-installation fees
but tell them that they’re also going to get an upgrade.

Actuary:
If you love someone, Set them free,
If they love you, the probability of them coming back is high
If they don’t, the distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't comes back within some time
forget him.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until he comes back...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
*If he comes back, and if you love him
still,
Set him free again,
repeat*


Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Act clearly states that....

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
he'll evolve.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!

Buddhist:
If you love someone, show them the way.
When they come back they will have no memory of you what-so-ever.

Realist: If you love someone
WHY SET THEM FREE IN THE FIRST PLACE???????

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, deal!
If he doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show him the plan...
If he ever comes back, sign him up,
If he doesn't, keep follow up with him and
never give up!

Physics expert:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If he doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle of collision between two
objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If he doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the
infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set him free,
If he Comes Back, he is Yours
If he Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill him...!!!
Or perhaps report to immigration
That she/he is an illegal immigrant...

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AWSHOME! D:


*ok mods, i dunoesh if this shud be in the humor section...sorrysorysoryy*

[mikasaranghae]

the saleman version is the best! WHO IS NEXT??????

[veeeveeee]

As i scroll down all the phrases, i know it meant the letting go thingy,
but they come to me as:
if u love someone, u must leave him.
Haha. why not be together?

[Chanellas]

i like that stats one!!

Being an economics major xDD

Economist:
If you love someone, set them free
If they comes back,
evaluate the opportunity lost against their marginal net benefit
low returns on a high-risk investment is not cost-effective

Government:
If you love someone, set them free,
If they come back, bail them out
but tax them for the freedom either way

[greenana]

lol...very funny... Thanks for the laugh.

[onetwothuy]

Ahaha, I giggled at the realist one.

Ahaha, I giggled at the realist one.

[jberry5]

lol, these are so funny ^^

sankyuu for sharing.

[mystified]

lolzzz i love the physics and mathematician one.. damn i sound like a nerd

[chapstirical]

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
he'll evolve.

hahahahahahahahaa

[hpfan7]

HAHA I love the realist one.

[ellyphant]

there's a family one in the art room it's so cute

if you love someone, set them free
if they come back, they're yours
if they don't, it was never meant to be
unless you set them free and they never left
this means you either married it or gave birth to it

[fwnc_b!]

this is too funny!

thanks for sharing


i lol-ed at the biologist one.. haha..

[meimei__KOUSEKI]

i love the Bill Gates one and the Realist one xD
this list gave me lolz!

[killjoys]

some were just way past crazy
haha whoever thought of this was a smart cookie

[blackvelvetfever]

Thank you! Hahaha these crack me up.

[AkimotoMitsuki]

hahah! i love all of them, last one made me laugh the most~

[crashandburn]

Lol, pretty funny
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, deal!
If he doesn't, so what! "NEXT
This is me, i like the realist one too

[redvelvet.]

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!

HAHA I love this one and the realist one rofls!

[emma_fifth]

If he doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the
infinite constant of no turning point.

good one!
no turning point! haha...

[angelarr]

HAHA. don't really get the maths log one, but anyway
the last one's funny
i swear australia has quite a few illegal immigrants
i think i might go spam my group with these =]