[anthonymarie]

I absolutely love the show friends . : ) I think it's one of the best shows

some of the funniest quotes :

Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (note: monica was dating Chandler at the moment)

Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

Ross: We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!

Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.

(my favourite one to date)
*Ross,Rachel,Joey and Phoebe playing Rock papers Sissors.
All: ROck,Papers,Sissors
*Joey does a fire shape,Phoebe does "rock",Rachel "sissors,Ross"paper"
Ross ( To Joey): What is that?
Joey: It's fire! It beats everything!
Phoebe: Oh Yeah? Well, Does it beat water balloon?


lol: )
what were your favourites?

[sweetdaisy]

the last one made me chuckles...
i love phoebe...her character never fails to bring laughter in me..

[avii_ichigo09]

oooh i LOOVEE this show. i watch it almost every day, seriously xD even if i just watch everything over and over again hahaha.

favorites!! oh gawd uhhh...

*choosing between ducks and clowns*
Chandler: Let's flip for it! *flips coin* heads!!!
Joey: YES!
Chandler: ....we have to assign heads to something! D:<
Joey: oh! uhh...heads for ducks because ducks have heads 8D
Chandler: ...what kind of scary ass clowns went to your birthday? :|


Chandler: I know I was over the line but -
Joey: Over the line? OVER THE LINE? You were so over the line you were WAAYY past the line! THE LINE IS A DOT TO YOU!!

Ross: Now that the crazy fog is over, she realizes that life without me...SUCKS.
Chandler: yeah, I'D miss you if I broke up with you.
Ross: ..what are you doing?
Chandler: I'm being supportive.
Ross: Well be supportive like a guy.
Chandler: *in a low voice* I'd miss you if I broke up with you.

...will edit, brb )

[blackvelvetfever]

Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

LOL I remember this quote, ahahaha.

Monica: You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.

And you can't beat Janice's awful voice LOL OHHH, MY GOD.

[fiveplusohplusone]

there are waaaaay too many great lines in this sitcom

[jennych]

oh haha i remember that chandler making out with the very pretty guy lol thats when they all told eachothers secrets XD i dont get the dilated one though? :S

[AlyM37]

OH theres a billion friends quotes.


Chandler: All right, I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Okay. Hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: No, no, seriously, what is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Chandler: Uh... uh...
Monica: Well?
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!

Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Is, like, your father a doctor?
Rachel: Yeah, why?

Lydia (on the phone to her Mom): Joey Tribbiani. Yes, ok. Hold on. She wants to talk to you. Take the phone.
Joey: Hi, yeah, it's me. Oh, no, no no no, we're just friends. Yeah, I'm single. Twenty-five. An actor. Hello?

Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.

Phoebe (singing): And they found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next... la la la, la la la, la la la...

Dr. Franzblau: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
Rachel: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I... I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Rachel: Oh.
Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you do... what I do. It's like uh... Well, for instance, what do you do?
Rachel: I'm a waitress.
Dr. Franzblau: Okay, all right. Well, aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just, like, "If I see one more cup of coffee..."

Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day!
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day!

Susan: What do you see?
Phoebe: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is, in fact, a dark vent.

Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head! Oh, it's... it's huge! Carol, how are you doing this?
Carol: Not helping!

Ross: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you!

Monica: Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica, yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I... I will always have gum.

Joey: Ben? Ben? Hey, Ben? Nothing. I don't think that's his name.




Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I could play this when the guests are coming in. Okay:
[Singing:]Twelve years old and addicted to pork,
No one thought Monica would marry.
She knew her way around a knife and a fork...
Monica: Wait, okay, Phoebe, That sounds great, but...
Phoebe: So you're not convinced. That's okay, because I got another one.
[Singing:]First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay,
But here I am singing on his wedding day.
Monica: Phoebe!
Phoebe: If you would've let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay.

Chandler [to the foosball table]: Sure, you guys don't have this problem, you're made of wood.

Monica [seeing Ross and Rachel kissing in the hall]: I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past.

Chandler: Now Monica, I know you're upset, but don't forget: There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there's going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.
Monica: Paris?
Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la Blehblehblehbloo.

Phoebe: And if you wanna look 19, then you... you gotta do something about your eyes.
Joey: What? What's wrong with my eyes?
Phoebe: They give you away. There's just... there's too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on them for like 15 minutes.
Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom?
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.

Phoebe [singing]:Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing?
Somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!

Monica: Maybe you can't stand the fact that your formerly fat friend is getting married before you!
Rachel: Oh wow. That... You know what? That is so unfair. You know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let's go have sex!
Monica: I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night!
Chandler: Well, somebody should.

Ross: Look, uh, if we're gonna do this...
Rachel: We're not gonna do this, all right? She's just gonna think that we're doing it.
Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins.

Phoebe [singing]:We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.
That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get laid.
Chandler: Hey! Here's a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding!
Phoebe: Oh thank you.
Chandler: Okay.
Phoebe: Now... [singing again] Who will perform the ceremony?
Who will perform the ceremony?...

[anthonymarie]

And you can't beat Janice's awful voice LOL OHHH, MY GOD.

LOL!
yeahh it sucks
wonder what her voice is in real life

[vanessa1988]

Rachel: Chandler Bing.....Its time to see your thing.

and later....

Rachel: You should have been in the shower so I could see your thing.

Chandler: Sorry, my thing was in there with me.


That was probably one of my favorites XDD

[jaeka]

Probably been mentioned but, my favourite ever is when Rachel brings in that hairless cat... and Ross is all, how much did it cost? Rachel goes, 1000 bucks and he's like, IT COULD'VE LEAST CAME WITH FUR!
and Chandler walks in or something and goes, "Oh, just a minion of the anti-christ!?"

I remembered I laughed sooo much at that episode.

[Crispy]

*choosing between ducks and clowns*
Chandler: Let's flip for it! *flips coin* heads!!!
Joey: YES!
Chandler: ....we have to assign heads to something! D:<
Joey: oh! uhh...heads for ducks because ducks have heads 8D
Chandler: ...what kind of scary ass clowns went to your birthday? :|

Came for this.
Left satisfied.

[dmph]

EH, HAHA.

Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

THAT JUST MADE MY DAY :L

[x_LuvAlwayz]

lol. i love FRIENDS.
theses quotes made my day.

[tiffanitrix]

hahaha
there are so many hilarious quotes from that show

thanks for sharing!
brings back so many memories <3

[greenana]

I love that show. Friend is the BEST show ever! These quotes makes me laugh...

[anthonymarie]

MORE ADDED

Janice: [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!
Chandler: ...And yet, I never run into Beyonce.

Ross: I think it'll be a boy.
Phoebe: I think it'll be a girl.
Ross: Phoebe, you thought Ben would be a girl.
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?

Joey: [after talking about Chandler being picky with girls] Chandler, I understand you. I mean, this one time, I went out with this girl, she had the biggest Adam's apple!

(the famous song)
Phoebe: [sings] Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? / Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault!

(hilarious one)
[Ross is trying to talk Rachel's boss into giving her her job back so she won't go to Paris; Mr. Zelner has a son who is also named Ross]
Ross: Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants.
[Mr. Zelner looks shocked]
Ross: I just heard it as you must have heard it and that's not good. Let me start again. I'm a paleontologist, you'll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones - fossils!

Phoebe: [Pulls out Monica's old bathing suit] Hey Monica what's this?
Monica: Oh, that's my old bathing suit from high school... I was bigger then...
Chandler: Really... I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticutt when it rained...

Rachel: Ok, Joey, we'll do it one more time. Don't forget the rules -heads I win, tails you lose.
Joey: Just flip the coin!

Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Now I love you even more.

Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!

Rachel: [upset] All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
Ross: Seriously?
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years-old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to - had to cut a big chunk of my hair.
[she starts crying]
Rachel: And it was uneven for weeks.
Ross: [sarcastically] And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie.
Rachel: Ok, fine. You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there.
[pause]
Rachel: And I was thinking Claire Danes.

[Joey has to keep everyone in his apartment]
Judy Geller: Well, we'll get going.
Jack Geller: Bye.
[both leave]
Monica: Hey. How come they get to leave?
Joey: Hey, Jack is a great man. He fought for our country.
Monica: No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.

Joey: There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice.

more to comeXD

[aymei]

LOL

[Ross is trying to talk Rachel's boss into giving her her job back so she won't go to Paris; Mr. Zelner has a son who is also named Ross]
Ross: Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants.
[Mr. Zelner looks shocked]
Ross: I just heard it as you must have heard it and that's not good. Let me start again. I'm a paleontologist, you'll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones - fossils!

freaking made my day. I love it. hahah I love FRIENDS too!

[mika.16]

how YOU doin?

joey's classic line!

[junsujunsu]

* rewatches friends...haha this just made me miss friends soo much

[MsCTruc]

OMG! I love this show too! It always made me ROFL!

I dont remember any of the quotes but i did like some parts.
The one where Joey tried to learn french "blah bloo blah blah" OMG! That is so funny!
And the one where they found out about Chandler and Monica, the you dont know that
they know that we know! OMG! It's so funny!

Also, Janice too! "OH. MY. GOD. HAHAHA (her funny laugh)" LOLS!! Hilarious!

Just too many to say. LOL. Love Friends.