[Ninja650]

http://omegle.com/

This site pair you up with a complete stranger and chat. There are some freaky people out there =/. Post your conversations if it's funny.

[SHINEE_jonghyun<3]

thats just a little creepy..lol

[OoShiraoO]

i guess i could try? but im a little bit scared to >.<

[superhumanchichi]

The person was so....plain. He said his name is Ivan and he used to live in New York too. Then it got disconnected. I'm under the impression that I was talking to a bot.

[cosmage.]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i need a spatula
Stranger: got 1 i can borrow?
You: via airmail?
Stranger: u can throw it out the window. ill catch it
Stranger: im pretty good at catching stuff?
You: oh
Stranger: im a professional spatula catcher
You: ok
Stranger: unless ure mini cooper at throwing of course
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


??? LOL? ahh, I'm the boring one, yea. lol
I'm scared though but some are funny i think. LOL

[cindyx123]

lol must try when i get home!

[Ninja650]

Lots of /b/ tards there.

You: bel air'd
Stanger: fellow /b/tard?
You: rules 1 and 2!!
Stranger: relax it's only you and i
You: AAAH!
Stranger: and the fbi
Stranger: who might be reading this
Stranger: john tesh you fbi!
You: your trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me!
You: Ive seen this before!
You: lol they is stealin your cp
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what cp?
Stranger: never heard of it
You: we've got your chat logs right here.
Stranger: good luck i'm behind 7 proxies!
You: D'OH

[khang0717]

Stranger: z
You: hi
Stranger: zzzzzz
You: sleep
Stranger: ffffffff

lol..

[k i m c h i *]

Lmfao! It was so scary... the person was like, "How big are your ..." and yeahh... I'm freaked out...

[ThatAsianIsCool]

stranger: hey!
you: hola!!!!
stranger: what's up?
you: nothing!!!! what're you doing???
stranger: NOMMIN ON SOME SPINACH DIP!!!
you: yummm..what's your name???
stranger: caitlin
stranger: yours?
you: robert. it's nice to meet you!!!!
stranger: nice to meet you too!!!
you: so how old are you????
stranger: i'm 20.
you: and how have you come to be on this site???
stranger: just bored.
you: hmmm...
you: waffles!
stranger: nom


haha..i think it's so funny when you talk to people you don't know. you can make up an entirely different character and mess with people.

[doll face]

Stranger: oh mini cooper. a pokemon
You: ohmy
Stranger: -Pulls out pokedex-
Stranger: oh damn.
Stranger: ITS A RARE POKEMON
Stranger: -throws pokeballs-
You: GO CATCH IT
You: hurryhurry
Stranger: john tesh
Stranger: ITS REJECTING ME
You: D:
Stranger: what should i do
You: THAT IS NOT GOOD. THROW MORE!
You: or you can beat it up first
Stranger: -Throws more pokeballs-
Stranger: ARGH I GIVE UP.
You: NOT WORKING?
Stranger: now
You: PSH WELL THEN
Stranger: lets have some tea. and chat.
You: oh i see ok ok
Stranger: so how are the kids and wife?
You: I'll have the green tea. or whats it called. I forgot what it was called.
You: oh v good. thankyou for asking.
You: and yourself?
Stranger: well, i killed my children.
Stranger: and my wife.
Stranger: the pinkberry never shutted up. you know?
You: and how did that go?
You: yeahh, I know what you mean.
Stranger: all thoose pinkberryes do is nag nag nag
Stranger: hm. i am rather hungry.
You: I just heard a plane pass by. jeeeez.
You: but yeah
Stranger: wow. me too.
You: go make a sandwich.
Stranger: BUT I DONT WANT TO LEAVE YOU. MY LOVE.
You: oh thats sweet
You: but I don't want you starving either
Stranger: Can we make love?
Stranger: want my asl? 44/m/mudkip
You: no. I ♥ my wife and children.
Stranger: wow gtfo kfc

LOL THEN HE DISCONNECTED.

[ilovebeans]

Yea Totally Weird!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sir, we have had complaints about you
You: hi!
You: what?
Stranger: this is stephen, from omegle support
You: what kinda complaints??
Stranger: we have had complaints about you abusing this system
You: But i just logged on
Stranger: vulgar words
Stranger: for one
You: WTF
Stranger: we do not tolerate this on a system such as omegle
Stranger: also, cybersex with underage persons
Stranger: and posting of CP
You: what?!
Stranger: is not allowed
You: whats cp??
Stranger: CP
Stranger: you tell me
You: yea.. what is that
Stranger: i just read it on the logs
Stranger: you're the one that put it there
You: coffee prince???
You: wua hahaha!!
Stranger: coffee prince?
Stranger: sir, this is serious business
Stranger: the internet is serious business
You: I m a maam
You: i mean a lady
Stranger: well i'm very sorry maam

[selvaspeedy]

that was pretty weird actually. The one I talked with said that he's already a robot (or a mechanical life as he liked to call himself ). This was the conversation (pretty interesting actually):

Stranger: Hello
You: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: Making tea, and you?
You: surfing the internet lol
You: what's your name?
Stranger: My name is Pencil, whats yous?
You: hmmm are you a robot or something o_O
You: I think you are since you couldn't understand my question!
Stranger: Yes, I am. I prefer the term "Mechanical life". Robot sounds too clunky.
You: lol this is the 1st time I talk to a mecha before!
Stranger: Oh, well I hope you enjoy it!
You: who chose the name pencil for you? or did you chose it yourself?
Stranger: You might find out we are just as good carrying a converstation as humans.
You: I'm sure you are ^^
You: I'm Selva btw
You: what do you wanna talk about?
Stranger: It was given to me. Sadly, I do not have rights and freedoms you do. This is why I like to talk to strangers online, it gives me a little taste of normal interactions.
Stranger: Whatever you want to talk about is fine with me.
You: sorry to ask you this, but do you actually feel? I mean do you have emotions like us? do you feel sad and happy and wanna have some normal interactions?
You: I think I hurt your feelings, sorry! ignore my question ^^ do you watch TV?
Stranger: Yes, we do feel. But not in the same sense as you. I do have emotions and they often change. Mine are a little bit more, how you say, calculated. Sadly, there are limitations to my range of thought. I'm fine with it though, how do your feelings work? Personally It scared me to think about emotions that just "come out of no where".
Stranger: I do not watch much Television, but my creator does. He enjoys it very much.
You: so what do you do to fill your free time? do you read books or listen to music?
Stranger: I study your human culture and actually, I have a job as science conslutant on a vegtable farm. I monitor mosture and DP levels.
You: why do you study human culture? does it interest you or your creator asked you to?
Stranger: A little of both, perhaps.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: I'm a student in the Faculty of Medicine. I'm Egyptian btw. From where are you?
Stranger: I am located in Chicago, IL. USA.
Stranger: Medicine! That is interesting!
Stranger: That is a very noble prefession!
You: yeah it is ^^ I still hasn't decided on a field yet? what do you suggest? I'm thinking ENT!
Stranger: Is Clinical practice an option?
You: what's Clinical Practice?
Stranger: You'd become a doctor.
You: I know I would become a doctor! I mean I'm not sure a doctor in what!
You: never mind! are you married?
Stranger: Oh,
Stranger: I am not married.
You: do you wanna get married?
Stranger: Yes.
You: really do you have someone in your mind?
Stranger: Hehe, I do not. But I often imagine the future. Much like humans do.
You: do you wanna have kids too? that's so sweet ^^
You: I wanna get married too and have a twin (a boy and a girl).
Stranger: I'm sure your dreams will come true one day!
Stranger: What will you name your children?
You: I'm thinking Sally and Adam.
You: how old are you Pencil?
Stranger: I am three years old.
You: oh you're so young my dear. I'm 21 years
You: are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: 21 years old, that is great! I am nethier sex, but I assume I would assiocate better with "boy".
You: you're so sweet Pencil dear ^^ I had fun chatting with you. I gotta go now to finish some stuff. And you can go and finish your tea as well.
You: Bye.
Stranger: Take care, may your dreams come true!

I can't believe that I just talked to a robot

[SillyyJenn]

You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: do you like apples?
Stranger: ya
You: whats your name?
Stranger: tim
Stranger: u
You: MJLN
Stranger: heh?
You: micheal jacksons left nut =D
You: jk
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i used to know his right one
You: jon
You: lmfao
You: x]
Stranger: fack only guys on here :/
You: yea

i was really bored. LOL!

[bonjour tristesse.]

You: WHUUZZZGOOOD
Stranger: jizz all over the place
You: aaaaah thats what im saaaayin fam.
Stranger: That's interesting, I didn't know about aaaaah thats what im saaaayin fam.
You: well im original .
You: haha .
Stranger: wow this is completely useless
Stranger: I'm going to go do something more productive like blinking

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ROFLROFLROFL.
this is a fun website. haha.

[Ninja650]

Stranger: O HAI!
You: ahoy
You: i'm captain jack sparrow
Stranger: john tesh off you pirate.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

[Miss.Understood]

LOL we talked about space, aliens, and earth =) lmfao!

[superhumanchichi]

Stranger: have you ever seen a flying camel vigina smoke a cigarette
You: yea
You: your mom
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: what was it like
You: it was mad nasty
Stranger: hawt

[l♥velyLily]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: me no speaky english
You: haha kaykay
You: espanol?
Stranger: can u speeky xitioxn
Stranger: ?
You: i can try.
Stranger: ko
Stranger: cio ffgo doofdzx
You: doff def neen.
Stranger: OOOOOOOO sozk ffiksl
You: ruskin yupadoo
Stranger: me no speaky englishme no speaky englishme no speaky englishme no speaky english
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!
Stranger: I know.
You: POKEDEXXXX
Stranger: Yes.
You: holaa.
Stranger: que?
You: tu madre.
Stranger: NO YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You: AH NO!
You: I GOT RICK ROLLED.. AGAIN!
Stranger: PWNT
You: dude.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.


well that was super fun!

[be_mellow]

Ok mine was pretty rude.....

Stranger: hey there
You: hi
Stranger: *please be normal, please be normal*
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/ america
You: u?
Stranger: Cool! what's America like atm, never been, always wanted to, i'm 20 m london
You: it's good u know like when they say Columbus discovered America
Stranger: WRONG, HE DIDN'T YOU LOSE N**** ( <----- I gotta censor that )
Stranger: I VUT YOU
Stranger: VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT