[sweetbait]

HAHAH I talked to my stranger about twilight!

[LenLen227]

You: Hey
Stranger: We now have your IP adress, you will die soon, very soon.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

....um
that was freaking creepy
*locks doors and windows*

[Baby9]

Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: what, you just sit there?
Stranger: you don't say Hi?
You: Yeah .
Stranger: fu*k
You: What?
Stranger: what is this world coming to
You: You just sit there?
You: And type "?"?
You: THATS IT?!
Stranger: bunch of pr*cks, don't want to say hi
You: NO "HI"?!
You: WTF MAN
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
You: YOU STOP NOW
Stranger: why the fu*k do I always have to start the chat
You: BECAUSE
You: ITS JUST LIKE THAT
Stranger: why can't someone just CHAT TO ME
You: OK
You: Let's start over.
Stranger: damn
You: HI.
You: >:O
You: ARE YOU HAPPY?!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: Thanks!
You:
Stranger: so ... do you like stuff
You: Yeah.
You: Stuff is nice.
Stranger: sweet me too
Stranger: man we have so much in common
You: I know.
Stranger: hey what planet are you from?
You: I'm from Nasicashtrrs.
Stranger: ahhh damn, sorry I;m from earth
You: Aww.
You: That's sad.
Stranger: my mom told me not to talk to strangers
You: Okay.
Stranger: but I didnt listen
Stranger: now look at me
You: You're talkin' to people from other planets.
You: YOU'RE BREAKIN' THE RULES.
Stranger: yea this is crazy....
Stranger: so how is your wonderful land of Nasicashtrrs
You: Well, it's dark.
Stranger: really... no light?
You: And there's no other life form but me and my little pet Askjdiiskkk.
You: Yeah..
Stranger: awwww I bet your pet is cute
You: No.
You: He's hideous.
You: He looks like ass.
Stranger: I like ass
You: You'd like Askdiiskkk.
You: OMFG
Stranger: sweeet
You: I MEAN "Askjdiiskkk".
Stranger: can I feed Askjdiiskkk?
You: Nah.
Stranger: how come?
You: Well..
You: He likes to eat human .
Stranger: oh yea? I'm human... I bet I could satisfy his cravings
Stranger: I do have a little extra
You: Really?
Stranger: yea! it would be an honor
You: But.. how are you gonna get here?
Stranger: oh, I thought you would figure that out
Stranger: guess it won't work
You: Aww.
Stranger: sorrryy Askjdiiskkk, no stranger for you
You: Askjdiiskkk:
Stranger: so what do u do all day?
You: My Earth Science project.
You: Earth is very .. intriguing.
Stranger: really, did you find the 9 planets?
You: O_O .
You: There are 23498920834 planets.
You: And 9 galaxies.
Stranger: well there are 9 plantets around the sun which serves earth
Stranger: I guess your project needs some work
You: Well..
You: Does Earth have "paper"?
Stranger: why yes we certainly do
You: I did a report on weirdo things that Earth has.
Stranger: really .. have you ever heard of toilet paper?
Stranger: it's a special kind
You: No..
You: What's that?
Stranger: well it's a paper product that humans use to clean themselves
Stranger: it is very important to the daily function
You: Very..?
Stranger: very
Stranger: without it... it gets messy
You: I shall go. Askjdiiskkk needs a walk around the planet.
Stranger: ok, have fun!
You: It was very nice talking to you...
You: AND
You: BTW, I'm from Earth and I have no pet Askjiiskkk.
Stranger: (there are only 8 planets btw)
Stranger: BWAHAHAHAHA
You: BUT, this was a very interesting conversation.
Stranger: PLUTO DOESNT COUNT
Stranger: no worries man
You: Sorry to disappoint you.
You: BYE.

Berry interesting convo.

[gamekyu]

Haha, people keep disconnecting from me because I keep saying Konnichiwa XD;
People are creeped by me LOL.

[petite_angel]

This guy wanted CS... so i was making fun of his typin and told him i was guy, so he logged off.. i was planning to tell him that i was girl then logg off bu he beat me ..

OMG


You: you?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: just thinking
You: about??
Stranger: if i commit suicide, do you think my little brother will follow?
You:
Stranger: ?
You: he wont
You: but he'll be very sad
You: !
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: idk

[koizora.s2]

wtffff some person was gonna send a virus so I quickly disconnected =(
waahhhh

[jiyonglover]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi?
You: hi
Stranger: Are you a cookie?
You: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers...
Stranger: Well, look where you are now
You: but here i am
Stranger:
You: what should i do?
Stranger: Be a cookie.
Stranger: So I can eat
Stranger: you
You: how can i be a cookie?
Stranger: Up
You: i'll eat u up~
Stranger: You better not be a salty cookie.
You: your love your love~
Stranger: Wtf NOOB
You: so yum yum~
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ?!?!?!?
Stranger: flsedhgarkgakrha
You: whats that?
Stranger: A Richard!
You: never heard of that
Stranger: :Facepalm:
Stranger: Do you like kittens?
You: i hate them
You: i love puppies
Stranger: Want to eat one with me?
Stranger: A kitten
Stranger: ...
You: what part of i hate them doesnt make sense?
Stranger: All of it
Stranger: me dumb
Stranger: You dumber
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Stranger: LAKFhkewuAGEKGRH
You: yo mama
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i was bored so i wanted to mess with people lol my character keeps changing and i couldn't help but sing boa's song when he mentioned eat u up lol

[asdfxkathy]

You: PIE.
Stranger: cake!
You: NO. I LIKE PIEEEE!
Stranger: No motherjohn tesher pie here, just cake
Stranger: I like cake
You: john tesh YOU. PIE FTW!?
Stranger: john tesh your pie!
You: MY APPLE PIE PWNS ALL. especially your cake. >D
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: it wasn't nice talking to you, pie hater. D:
Stranger: no you didnt
Stranger: my cake is much better than your pie
Stranger: chocolate cake >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> apple pie
You: APPLE PIE > scum of earth > choco cake.
Stranger: at least nobody ever tried to have sex with a choco cake
You: O___O someone tried to have sex with apple pie? D:
Stranger: Yeah.. That movie American Pie
You: LAWL, I hate that movie. i saw the first 10 minutes & i couldn't stand it. D:
You: you died.
Stranger: So you missed the part that the guy just rape your beloved pie
You: i'll be there at your funeral. <3
You: OH. YOU'VE REVIVED!?
Stranger: I was trying to find this part on youtube
Stranger: Yeah man, the choco power
You: O____O the raping pie part? </3
Stranger: yeah
You: NUUUU. DON'T CORRUPT MY INNOCENT PIE MIND!?
Stranger: ok
You: -celebrates-
Stranger: I'm too tired to search the movie anyways
You: i'm too lazeh to watch anyways. D:
Stranger: USA?
You: mhm, you?
Stranger: Brazil
You: O: that must be cool!
Stranger: actually it's pretty hot
You: LAWLLLLLLLL. -dies- it's cold over here. D:
Stranger: I know, i went to Colorado to snowboard early Feb
You: i've never been to colorado. O:
Stranger: it's a cool place, but california is better
You: i live in new england, where it's cold in the winter, and hot & humid in the summer. D:
You: i wish i lived in california. D:
Stranger: Yeah, California is pretty cool
You: i wish i lived in japan! O:
Stranger: I don't know, i like everything about Japan, but they like to kill themselfs
You: o____o they like to kill themselves? D:
Stranger: aaaaaaaall the time
You: that's . . . pleasant? </3
You: I'LL JUST HOP RIGHT OVER TO S.KOREA THEN. <3
Stranger: it wont be a problem, they are all the same
Stranger: ok, time is over... nice talking to you pie john tesher
Stranger: have a nice trip to japan!



LAWLZ. so fun, because you can be a completely different person,
yet creepy at the same time because all of the weird people. xD

[soadorkable]

ahh i met a fellow soopmi member! and now were fb friends [: LOL

[onetouch.]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ih there
Stranger: asl?
You: i like lemons
Stranger: me too
Stranger: pure lemons
You: do u like melons?
You: i hate pure lemons
You: bye


hahaha he/she stopped talking to me after the do u like melons. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA XD

[clauds]

K, this person scared me.. LOL

You: I love you
Stranger: i love you too?
You: Are you a robot?
Stranger: no
You: Okay goood.
Stranger: yourself
You: No.
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: so what are you then
You: Im just testing this thing out, and it seems like everyone is a robot.
You: I'm a female
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: age
Stranger: ?
You: Old enough to tie my shoes.
Stranger: im not
Stranger: i just tie them once
You: Really? Thats nice.
Stranger: and never have to tie them a gain
You: Okay.
You: bye
You have disconnected.

[_ShiKAndA_]

kinda weird
apparently i got an old guy who was 27 LOL

kinda RUDE. kept calling me a tranny so i disconnected =________=

[lulunotlemon*]

3 people like ditched me LOL

ok. w tee eff O_O

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You: LOL WTF
Stranger: IT IS AMAZING OK
You: omg
You: FINALLY
You: A NORMAL PERSON
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE PHIL COLLINS?
You: .. uh am I supposed to>/
Stranger: Not really
You: lol
You: then no?
Stranger: Oh ok
Stranger: he's not for everyone
You: do u like cake
You: i like cake
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like cake too
You: haha
You: this is a freaky program
Stranger: it is indeed
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 17
You: oh my
You: well
You: I'm old enough, I passed kindergarten
Stranger: that's always good
You: yep
Stranger: +++
Stranger: do I dazzle you?
You: O_O I don't know you...
Stranger: The hurt...it is deep
You: aw i'm sorry haha
Stranger: why did you say that, stranger?
You: ... are you a robot?
Stranger: i don't think so
You: you're starting to sound like smarter child
Stranger: let me check
You: hm.
Stranger: nope
You: um.
You: ok
Stranger: is this bad?
You: I don't think so>
Stranger: oh ok
you: ok im gonna go
You: bye
Stranger: byebye

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOL

[winterofdiscontent]

Short, but weird:

You: Hey.
Stranger: hoy
You: Are you my mum?
Stranger: u suck my eggs ?
You: If you suck mine.
Stranger: u love suck my balls
You: No, I prefer to suck lollipops, the fruity flavours.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kishycathiee]

I met a really nice guy on that site (:

[yellowchocolate]

You: hi
Stranger: hzello
You: lol
Stranger: Where are you from ?
Stranger: (lol)
You: new zealand
You: its pretty late here
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Okay
You: what about you?
Stranger: I'm french
You: wow
Stranger: Have you know this site for long ?
You: nope
You: this is my first time trying
Stranger: I've found it yesterday =)
Stranger: okay
You: lol, how did you find it?
Stranger: on a forum
Stranger: (do you understand this word ?)
You: LOL
You: yea, i found it on a forum too
You: haha
Stranger: okay
You: i found it on a forum called "soompi"

haha

[Joanne <3]

Stranger: Sup
You: 1864 users online
Stranger: Indeed
You: 1863
Stranger: So uhh
Stranger: Whats the point
Stranger: In telling me this
You: 1869
Stranger: I think you're cute
You: 1916
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: :3
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: You're john teshin' awesome.
You: Thank you.
You: I must now leave... goodbye earthling.
Stranger: Why :<

You have disconnected.

[yakO]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Did I meet normal person?
You: are you under 30yrs old and dont speak spanish?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: and You ?
You: finally,
You: your normal
Stranger: LOL
You: first timer?
Stranger: Nope Ive been here few times but met so stupid people that it cannot be
You: same here
Stranger: not good
You: but the ones 'i met' only stayed less then a min and disconnect
You: so how old are you? where abouts are you?
Stranger: Im 20 and Im from Poland
Stranger: and You?
You: 19 from australia
Stranger: Nice to meet You
Stranger: whats your name?
You: nice to meet you *shakes hand*
Stranger:
You: im yako
Stranger: Is that Japanese name?
Stranger: I am Paul
You: yes; its just a nickname
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so do you study?
You: im taking a break from studyin
Stranger: I see
Stranger: I cant take a break now
You: why? what are you studying?
Stranger: I do study informatics and you?
You: hospitality
Stranger: nice
Stranger: does it interest you?
You: yes;
Stranger: i cant take a break bc i have exams to pass till i will be able to have a break
Stranger: good
You: like mid terms?
Stranger: yes exactly
You: ohks,
Stranger: yep
You: its really hard to talk about education since it varies in different countries
Stranger: so how is the life in australia, ive never been abroad yet
Stranger: ?
You: its very sunny
Stranger: oh really LOL
Stranger:
Stranger: here in poland spring just came a few days ago
Stranger: but its still cold sometimes
You: well we are in autumn now
Stranger: oh interesting
You: does it snow in poland?
Stranger: do you live in one of big australian cities?
Stranger: yes it does but now snow is gone and its great
You: i wouldnt call it big,
You: i was comparing to the other cities
Stranger: austrialia is a very nice continent
Stranger: to live in
Stranger: i think
Stranger: and also country
You: if you like hot weather and beaches then its heaven
You: yes, that is true
Stranger: yes i do like
Stranger: i hate winter and autumn when leaves fall and colors go fad
Stranger: fade
You: but the leaves are pretty when they fall
You: and when they do, you will know that they will come again
Stranger: yes you are right
Stranger: but i would like to live in warmer place
Stranger: but we have nice summer time
You: im just thinking what time is it in poland
Stranger: oh lol it 4.34 pm
Stranger: and there ?
You: wait, what day is it?
Stranger: oh lol is thursday
You: cause ists 1:04am and its friday
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: and you are not asleep yet
You: i dont sleep till at least 4am
Stranger: oh its almost the same time i go to bed but i go at 3 am
You: why so late?
You: studying? RPG? porn?
Stranger: No no porn
Stranger: lol
You: lol;;
*DISCONNECTED*

very normal convo,, my net disconnected =-=''' damit

[-TiFFaNy-]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAY
You: HAY THARRRRRRR
You: whats upppp babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: jeeze man
Stranger: no need to yell
You: lol
You: well im afraid that you might not be able to hear me
You: ya knowwww
You: am i talking to a granny or what?
Stranger: 89 years and going strong
You: mmm
You: thats john teshing hot
You:
You: i like
Stranger: i know right
You: so has ur hubby died yet?
You: feeling lonely?
Stranger: yeah
You: need some TLC from a nice young gentleman?
Stranger: me and my saggy boobs need some compan
You: lmao
You: ooh yer. i like em saggy
You: they should have plastic surgery that makes boobs saggggy
You: thatddd be fkn hot
Stranger: lol
You: who wants firm, perky boobs?
Stranger: hellz yeah
You: gross right?
You:
You: so what brings you here granny?
Stranger: like i said
Stranger: me and my sggy breasts are lonely
You: so what do u want me to do about it?
You:
You: i dont like powdered milk
You: but i dont mind mixing it with my protein shake
You: to give it you know... that extra something.... yummm



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: heeeeeeeeelllllllllooooo
You: how are you?
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: i am the muffin man
You: im glad to hear that
You: well i am the boogie man
Stranger: i live on drury lane
Stranger: would you like some muffins?
You: im not as scary as the kids make me out to be
You: i actually like to booogie on the dance floor
You: and eat muffin men
You:
Stranger: that does not sound good
You: and pick my boogers
You: and flick them on muffin men
Stranger: do you eat those as well?
You: yep
You: todays your unlucky day my friend
Stranger: you sure are mean to muffin men
You: but also your lucky day
You: cos im gonnnnna treat you to a buffet.........
You: just so i can fatten you up
You: and eat you
You:
You: RAAAAAARRRRRR!
Stranger: what if im the cyanide muffin man would you still eat me?
You: yep
You: im invincible
You: i eat all muffin men
You: big, small, short, tall, fat, ugly, bald,
You: whatever
You: i eat them all
You:
You: need to grow big and strong
Stranger: even transvestite?
You: yessssssss
You: il just remove their tacky make up and clothes
Stranger: even bridge troll muffin men?
Stranger: they are pretty nasty
You: YESSS
Stranger: and give you cancer
You: all muffin men
You: no
You: booger men dont get cancer
You:
You: we're invincible
Stranger: damn
Stranger: well im gunna go make muffins
You: we're superior to all you other races out there
Stranger: later
You: haha

[linaa]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: =D
Stranger: where are you from happy stranger?
You: canada
You: and you
You: boring stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha, ah man.