[注册个ID真烦]

Okay, so I was talking to this funny Brazilian guy about his country's obsession of sex, drug and sombra, and after a while, we disconnected...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi\
Stranger: from?
You: china
You: u
Stranger: >_<
Stranger: brazil
You: f**k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHA What are the chances!

[cabe474]

Stranger: hey girlfriend
You: haha!
Stranger: jessica, why you laughin?
Stranger: girl, you know I cut you
You: you got the wrong number
Stranger: is this brett?
You: This is mj
Stranger: in that case, this is macauley
You: macauley? mah-col-ly?
Stranger: I'm not under 18 anymore, you cant hurt me michael! THE COPS KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
You: I'll find you macauly....and ill put u in my neverland like the rest of u
Stranger: your ranch is being sold you sick bastard, they'll find the rest of the kids
You: i love little boys
Stranger: I know
You: but i bribe the press to hide it
Stranger: you dont have the money to keep bribing them
You: I'm mj, i can do anything
Stranger: you're broke as sh!t from fixing your face

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[spankthatFANY]

heres my first 1
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hi ^^Stranger: are you over 20yrs oldYou: no why im 15You: you ???Stranger: just wonderingYour conversational partner has disconnected.

heres my second 1
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi ^^Stranger: heyStranger: hows you?You: wats up ???You: im good and chuStranger: good ta, where you from/You: im from detroit and chu friend =0Your conversational partner has disconnected
my third 1

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi =]Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROMYou: detroit and you my friend =0Stranger: OH I'M LIVE ON DETROIT!You: haha lolzz you a girl =]Stranger: where is detroit... WELL U LIKE PLAY BASEBALL?Stranger: NO I'M NOT A GIRL. I JUST KISSED BOYS WHEN I WAS A CHILDREN.You: in usa ummmm...no not really haha lolzz thats the first time sum 1 ask me that cuzz im a girlygirl lolzz well not reallyStranger: WAS A CHILDREN? I'M A PERFECTLY IDIOT.Stranger: BOOM BYE. why the conversations in this channel is so quickly?

my 4th 1
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi ^^Stranger: BrazilStranger: heyStranger: whats up ?You: no detroit would like to live in brazilYou: nothin atm just bored

5th 1
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi ^^Stranger: hi charlysonYou: no im sandyStranger: m / w ?Stranger: sandy e junior ?You: huh ??Stranger: sandy e junior ? son de chitaozinho e xoxororo?You: nope in high schoolStranger: howdy?You: nothin i cant understand you You: are chu chinese or mexicanStranger: im brazilian traficanteStranger: and you ?You: oh hehe no wonder =0You: hehe no wonder =0Stranger: orkut ?You: huh ?Stranger: you have a orkut ? myspace?Stranger: twiter?You: no only taggedYour conversational partner has disconnected

6th 1
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi =]Stranger: ho =)Stranger: hi*You: haha lolzzStranger: how are u?You: good and you =]Stranger: good too,thksYou: ur welcomeYou: so wats uo with you latelyStranger: where are u from?You: detroit in usa and youStranger: Porto Alegre,BrazilStranger: Are u Male or Female?Stranger: ?You: haha i been talkin to brazil guys aloth these days and im a female thats 15Stranger: hmmStranger: niceStranger: i�m 15 yo to,Stranger: do u have messeger?You: haha lolzz cool yo so are you gonaa disconnect first or meYou: no i have yahoo.comStranger: no no,Stranger: let�s talkStranger: oh,yahoo i don�t have,Stranger: :(You: huh ???You: =[You have disconnected.

haha lolzz lots od people disconnected on me

[SarangHaeYoT.O.P]

You: sup
Stranger: english please
Stranger: no more squiggle talk
You: how bout hello
Stranger: holy mini cooper, someone that knows the queens tongue
You: yup yup
Stranger: the queen would never say that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

cuz i couldn't speak like the queen x)

[amys_melody]

It'd be cool if us soompiers were chatting with each other and didn't even know it

[belle_kd1413]

Stranger: tits?
You: asswipe, shut yer trap
Stranger: tits?

Then I disconnected. Stupid.

[cinnamoroll]

Stranger: Hi!
You: HI!
You: I'm excited!
Stranger: oh, my bad
You: LOLOLLLLL
You: Do you want some crackers?
You: It's very cold.
Stranger: thanks.. im clean as tiete
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: no.. you dont
You: D:
You: WHY NOT?
Stranger: you love alcohol
You: D:
You: ALcohol comes 2nd to you, m'dear
You: You're my first love!
Stranger: thanks...
You: Don't you love me!?
Stranger: i feel very very happy
You: Oh that's wonderful!
Stranger: i dont love anybody
You: You and alcohol make me very very happy ; D If you know what I mean
Stranger: but, youre a nice person
You: Oh D: You're such a heartbreaker!
Stranger: sorry, its my fate
You: D:! GOOD BYE MY LOVE!
You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: Can I has a donut?
Stranger: go back to 4chan.org
You: D:
Stranger: your bad at trolling
You: THey don't give free donuts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[cookiieDough]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats upp? : )
You: this thing is pretty cool
Stranger: ya i guess
Stranger: if you like talking to freaky dudes like me
You: aaha
You: nahh
Stranger: oh
You: you ain't freaky yet
Stranger: well then
Stranger: well what can i do for you then
You: give me your freakiest act : )
Stranger: i ojnce took so many asprin i fuked the coffe machine in teh dentist
You: LOL
You: haha
You: nice try
Stranger: fien dud
Stranger: be a fegot
You: aww
You: dont' be madd
Stranger: nig
Stranger: u mad
Stranger: cuz im stylin on u
You: lmao
You: whatever you sayy
Stranger: ya you mad

[lammh87]

is it really human from other places or its a bot?
my conver is boring i kept asking her qns -.-

You: lol
Stranger: female
You: ok
You: are you a bot?
Stranger: not sure what that means
You: means u are not human
You: haha
Stranger: ahahaha oh
Stranger: well no
Stranger: im 100% HUMAN
You: okay
You: where are you from?
Stranger: new york
You: how did you know about this website?
Stranger: one of my friends showed it to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

so boring hahaha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: kekeke
Stranger: what's your favorite movie?
You: yours first
Stranger: the jerk
You: mines the slut
Stranger: you are less creative than you think
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that idiot...hahaha



hahahah the rick rolled is super cute la!!

[~SWEETwhispers~]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: what time is it?
Stranger: im a little turkish boy
Stranger: from turkey
You: oicccccccc
Stranger: its 11 in the morning
You: how early
You: opposite of me
Stranger: my father beats me
Stranger: hes coming
Stranger: help
Stranger: help!
Stranger: HELP

creepy.

[soma]

I've actually talked to many people there so far
but all I can say is:
there are a lot of Brazilian people.

[conscience]

Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: are you a bot
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: yes
You: oh i see
You: bye
You: bye bot
Stranger: bye

[chee_c]

You: hi
Stranger: y halo thar
You: halo
Stranger: how many fingers do you have?
You: i think 10
Stranger: DAMN, you too?
------
Stranger: talk dirty to me?
You: mud
-----
Stranger: agente tem descamso
mas mesmo nesa hora de descamsa tem que falar com empresario. rsrsr, brincadeira viu maciel
abracao pra vc
You: me no speaking
You: sorry
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Stranger: I LUV U
You: aww
Stranger: :3
Stranger: guesh what
You: what?
Stranger: I WANT DEVORCE >:C
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Stranger: asl
You: stalker!!~~
--------
Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
You: evil
Stranger: y[
Stranger: i kill u.
Stranger: silence!
You: bring it!!!
Stranger: thanks.
--------
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: from where you are
You: wherever your not
--------(i ended it every time they asked me where i lived)

Stranger: heelloo
You: hey
Stranger: wanna cybe
Stranger: r
You: wanna get a life?
Stranger: nope!
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Stranger: FAVORITE COLOR
Stranger: NOW
You: transparent
Stranger: THANK GOD
Stranger: THE GREENkool-aidS ARE EVERYWHERE
Stranger: NO, REALLY
Stranger: ASK A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT ON HERE
You: oompa loompa?
Stranger: 9/10 IT WILL BE GREEN
Stranger: GODSPEED
You: oh i see
Stranger: GODSPEED
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----lol
there was also another one-- but i didn't copy and paste..
it was a Japanese 17 yr old.. and she asked me if i like Japanese girl
--yeah i ended it--freaky ppl!!~
hahh~ but it was funny

[maiky]

dude this site is so weird.....it sounds like you're talking to a robot but i don't think you are...i had a really good conversation but i stopped it...i didn't know everyone was brazilian on there??

[chiasta]

Stranger: Virtual Sex with webcam ?
You: no i don't have a webcam
You: im cheap

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love this place.It's fun.

[duckie 27]

AHAHAHA. This is an interesting site. I'll post up my convo.

Stranger: hey!
You: Hi!
Stranger: whats up!
You: Nothing much.
You: What's with you?
Stranger: why the heck not!
You: Are you a bot?
Stranger: no
Stranger:
You: Are you human?
Stranger: i hope so
You: What do you mean I hope so?
You: You should know!
Stranger: BUT I CAN NEVER TRULY KNOW
You: And why the heck not?
Stranger: what if im an organic robot from a distant galaxy, made to look, feel and think that im human
Stranger: id never knowww
You: Ahh True!! But could such things truly happen?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: maybe they can, but im made to think they cant
Stranger: reinforcing my belief in my humanity
Stranger: it could happen!
You: How are you so sure that it could happen?
Stranger: well a lot crazier stuff has happened
Stranger: like us actually existing
You: That's not crazy.
Stranger: why not
You: Because I'm made to be here. AHAHAHA
Stranger: NUH UH
You: Why not?
Stranger: who says you were made at all
Stranger: maybe you dont even exist
You: If I don't exist, how is it that I'm chatting with you?
Stranger: perhaps you are the figment of the imagination of a much greater creature
Stranger: who is imagining us talking right now
You: What are you, really?
Stranger: AN ALIEN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[oohdi]

sheesh those ppl creep me out LOL
it felt.....really awkward

i couldnt even start a conversation
ahhaha

see..lol awkward

Stranger: TANNER
You: OH MY GOD HOWD YOU KNOW
Stranger: DUNNO

Stranger: a
You: b
Stranger: c
You: d
Stranger: e
You: f
Stranger: g
You: h
Stranger: i
You: j
Stranger: k
You: l
Stranger: m
You: n
Stranger: o
You: p
Stranger: q
You: r
Stranger: s
You: t
Stranger: u
You: v
Stranger: w
You: x
Stranger: z
You: FAIL

Connection imploded. <<< how does that happen?!?!?! ROFLLL

[thesisoflove]

Stranger: hey
You: oh you beat me to my hello ,
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wats yo name
You: jessica . you ?
Stranger: matt
Stranger: i bet your boobs are huge lol
You: thanks, i'm sure they are.
Stranger: id love to suck on them
You: you do that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

okay anyways,
my name is not jessica.
haahah

[MOOVERDOSE]

LOL I HAD THE FUNNIEST CHAT EVEEEEEEEEEEER!! This guy was actually decent!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: Hai
Stranger: []====|>
You: oh nice
Stranger: thats my ninja knife!
You: I'm a pirate
You: we fight ninjas
Stranger: Hahahahahahahahha
You: perpare for a fight
You: !!
Stranger: Are you the same guy from SA?
You: I'm female
Stranger: lolok
You: D=====>
You: that's my sword
Stranger: ohh a katana
You: it's not as good as your knife
You: but trust me it's very sharp
Stranger: lol
You: what is your knife made out of?
Stranger: pirate form?
Stranger: from*
Stranger: steel mostly
You: I'm from Yoho yoho island. You?
Stranger: it was handed to me by me sensei
You: Dang, you gotta hook me up with that!
Stranger: I'm from Kazaulakbarallahkhistan
You: My blade needs some sharpin'
You: LOL
You: Is that wher Borat is from?
Stranger: Hah no won't
Stranger: Yaas!
You: I didn't know ninjas existed there
Stranger: they do
Stranger: is good is naice
You: Do you know Borat?
You: is he a ninja too?
Stranger: so you're a captain?
You: Yeah
You: I'm the first female captain
Stranger: I don't know him personally.
You: Oh too bad
Stranger: But hes having an affair with that fat guy
Stranger: I forgot his name
You: I would have liked to combat him
Stranger: Congrats btw!
Stranger: combat Borat?
You: Oh I know who you are talking about, I forget his name too
You: he's not important
You: Yes! I would like to combat Borat
Stranger: Azamat or something similar.
You: Haha
You: The scene with his ass onto on Borat was sick
Stranger: are you from one of those soccer countries too?
Stranger: Yeah LOL!
You: Are you referring to Brazil?
Stranger: nono Brazil is famous
You: I don't live in a country
Stranger: the ones near it
You: I live on an island
You: We don't have soccer here
Stranger: isnt it a part of some replubic?
You: no no, I know the place
Stranger: Ninjas dont have soccer too.
You: I'm Captain Yohana
Stranger: They're not into teamwork and all
You: we're from Yoho Yoho Island
You: Oh I see
You: what do you guys do for fun then?
Stranger: I'm Ninja Bunty! from India.
You: Very nice!
Stranger: just go around having fun with the ninja costumes
You: Do you guys fight crime?
Stranger: or screw around with trigonometry problems sometimes
Stranger: nono
You: HAHAHA
You: some math students I assume
Stranger: samurais are into fighting crime and teamwork
Stranger: yep
You: Oh
You: then were do you guys earn a living from?
You: We rob other ships
Stranger: The sensei cares for that!
Stranger: nasty!
You: you get paid to screw around with math?
Stranger: Yeah sometimes
You: we must fight for survial
You: that's why we rob ships
Stranger: What do you do with all the loot?
You: but we rarely hurt people
You: we spend it
You: we buy makeup.
You: LOL
You: Pirates need to look good too you know
Stranger: Hahaha!
You: what do you do with your share?
Stranger: good looking decorated female pirate captain!
Stranger: thats heavy!
You: Oh definitely!
You: I mean, I have to keep a reputation!
Stranger: I pay my phone bills and rent for the weapons
You: what about food?
Stranger: the seinsei cares for that!
You: gees, your sensei sounds to be very wealthy\
You: is he single?
Stranger: reputation and all!
Stranger: Lol!
Stranger: no
You: is he looking?
You: LOL
Stranger: He has a fat wife
You: oh too bad
Stranger: But she cooks well
You: do you have any other senseis?
You: that are wealthy?
You: are strong?
You: I'm not a home wrecker
You: we may be pirates, but we have morals
Stranger: Looking good must help, you dont expect mutiny and all against you.
Stranger: Hah!
You: did I mention my crew consists of all female
You: we're smok'in hooott
You: and nice
You:
Stranger: my old sensei wen to Russia and study Share market
You: and well educated.
Stranger: woohoo!
You: Oh, well I'm a pirate majoring in business
You: see, maybe you can hook me up with your sensei that went to russia
Stranger: nice.
You: we can work today and have a family of accountants
Stranger: sure!
Stranger: Hehe
You: then I can finially stop robbing other ships
You: and settle down
You:
Stranger: That sounds good.
You: are you a male? Perhaps I can introduce you to one of my crew members
Stranger: I plan to open up my own weapon shop.
Stranger: Yaas male here.
You: I have just the female for you
You: her name is Violet
Stranger: nice name.
You: she is a master at carving weapons
Stranger: whoa!
You: nice ass too
You: LOL
Stranger: WHUHEUHAHAHWOOHOO!
Stranger: I'll marry her.
You: Hahaha
Stranger: My sensei's bank account will support the cause.
You: oh problem
You: she said
Stranger: wut?
You: she'll only marry you if you support her siblings too
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: How many of them?
You: she's the oldest of of 10 siblings
Stranger: *omglolwtf expression*
Stranger: do you have any siblings too?
You: one has a rare medical disorder, where she feels like she needs to eat the mot expensive chocolate every hour of the day
You: oh me?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yep
You: oh no, I was the only girl
Stranger: nice
Stranger: are you a master at carving weapons?
You: LOL
You: You broke Violet's heart
Stranger: and you know the last question
Stranger: aww
You: she's sending her siblings after you
You: all 10 of then, including her
Stranger: Hey ninjas are nor trained to handle such situations
You: I'm sorry I forgot to mention Violet was named after Violent
You: she has a history of destorying.
You: with her mastery of weapons
Stranger: thats nasty
Stranger: Perhaps you know someone else?
You: hm
You: let me look around
You: give me a description
You: we have a sorts of girls here
Stranger: COol
Stranger: ummm... short hair, non-blonde though
You: hm
Stranger: and shouldn't be taller than me
You: how tall are you?
You: we are pretty tall here
Stranger: That might not be good for a Ninja'
You: we range from 5'5 - 5'11
Stranger: around 5.111
Stranger: 11*
You: 5'11?
Stranger: should cook well
You: we don't cook here
You: we rob
Stranger: oh okok
You: usually the ship we rob has meals prepared
You: but we do sing
Stranger: Haha!
Stranger: ok should sing well
You: ah ha! I've got the prefect gril
You: no history of violent behaviour as well!
Stranger: Nice!
You: Her name is Paris
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nice ass?
You: Don't worry, she's not blonde.
You: She's a little thicker.. but nice ass nonetheless
Stranger: righto!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm not sure
Stranger: skinnyninja here
You: Oh nonsense!
You: the girl's 5'11
You: you can't expect her to be 100 pounds
Stranger: Haha okok.
You: do not worry, she's very ncie and curvey
You: like beyonce
Stranger: Nice
You: Does she sound like a winner to you?
Stranger: hey not beyonce
Stranger: almost
You: you don't like beyonce?
Stranger: beyonce looks so plastic.
You: no, not her face. Her body is like beyonce's
Stranger: Always decorated like a christmas tree.
You: don't worry, my pirates are 100% natural
Stranger: not an issue!
You: we don't have a plastic surgeon on board
Stranger: Thats sounds..
Stranger: appropriate
You: But Paris isn't very good at weaponary
Stranger: not an issue
You: infact she's very lazy most of the time
Stranger: Hey Yohana
You: yes?
Stranger: lolwtf
Stranger: I g2g
You: oh okay
You: well thanks for the chat Bunty!
Stranger: My sensei needs me
You: I will send Paris to you soon!
You: see ya!
Stranger: Thanks to you too
Stranger: Aye captun!

[crashandburn]

I've actually talked to many people there so far
but all I can say is:
there are a lot of Brazilian people.

Haha i noticed that too. I've met the same person at least 10 times already its qweqwiorhqweio
I can tell who he/she is because they always start with Stranger: I love chocolate >.<
About 3 other people asked for cybers3x.... I told them to shove it where the sun don't shine then they disconnected.