[G-D]

hmm the people i chatted with were boring
it was like
"hi"
"HELLO!"
then they left

[rainbow-icecream.]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: �apesadumbrado, Hey c�mo est� usted?
You: Wha?
Stranger: oh nothing
You: Hello
Stranger: hello, trying to use my english
You: ok
Stranger: for give my spelling
You: what's your name?
Stranger: jessie
You: cool
Stranger: yea not my pick but it grows on me
You: ok
Stranger: like the hair under my arms
Stranger: do you want to shave me
You: urr.. no thank you
Stranger: well how about we have a date, where we both go get vesectimies
You: no thank you
You: I gotta go
You: byebye
Stranger: well you don't like to do anything

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What is it? Who has it? and What is it?
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: what's your name?
Stranger: Gary
Stranger: you?
You: Bob...
You: bina
Stranger:
Stranger: Hi
You: lol
You: I'm bored
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: ASL?
You: ...
Stranger: age
Stranger: sex
Stranger: location
You: 69/trans/elmo's world
Stranger:
Stranger: Too old

Hehe, I lie.
xDD

[,astrolicious]

I've spent my day on here.
And wow.
Wow.

Hahaha.

I began the day in search of a soompi-er
and after many WTH? and UGH -disconnects-
I FOUND ONE BY CHANCE

My friend & I were just making things up talking to people but who knew...

Stranger: are u from soompi?
You: OMG YOU GO ON SOOMPI?
Stranger: yeah yeah
Stranger: i do
You: i've actually been looking all day
Stranger: i clicked on this link
You: for soeone who goes on soompi
Stranger: from soompi thread
Stranger: the talk to stranger one
Stranger: haha
You: hahaha
Stranger: i know rite
You: kay sorry about being creepy before
You: i've just had the craziest conversations
Stranger: i was praying that the FIRST person i talk to would be from soompi
Stranger: really!
Stranger: this is my first one
You: hahah yeah
You: OMG
You: we were meant to be
Stranger: im kinda glad im doing it with you
Stranger: LOL
You: hahahaha
Stranger: i agree!
You: kay lets start over again
You: hi =)
Stranger: hey!

[mizz_J]

Stranger: hello
You: yooooooooooooo
Stranger: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
Stranger: SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS HO
Stranger: WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL
Stranger: WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THAT HO
Stranger: NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Stranger: NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was seriously laughing at this.

::EDIT::
I got into a chat with a "normal" person. But right when i said i didn't have a webcam, he disconnected Jerk.

Stranger: hey im 23 and a male. how about you?
You: i'm 20 female
Stranger: got msn or aim?
You: yahhhhh whyyyyyy\
Stranger: cus there is alot of fakers here
Stranger: or peole who say they are from fbi
You: LOL! you talked to people who said they were the fbi??
Stranger: like 10 times :<
You: hahaha ohmygod seriously
Stranger: can i have your msn?
You: well umm i dont really give out my msn to people i dont know.. =/
Stranger: same here im just tired of talking with people i dont know who is
You: ahh i see. some people just came here for fun
Stranger: what did you come for?
You: i found this through a forum that i go to regularly and i thought it was just a random site
You: what about you?
Stranger: well i play wow and some guy from my guild told me about it
You: oooh haha nice
Stranger: btw where are you from
You: california
You: you?
Stranger: denmark
Stranger: is it true most people in the us use aim and not msn+
You: hmm i think so. not everyone uses msn
You: i started using aim first
Stranger: i just made a profil om aim but i cant log on :<
You: but it depends on how many of your friends or whoever has msn or aim or both
You: hmnm maybe you made a typo on your sn or password?
Stranger: nah its something with the connection but john tesh it
Stranger: got webcam?
You: nope. sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kan-Chan]

this is just weird...yet addicting....maybe its the feeling of something new! xDDD

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: i'm santa claus
Stranger: so respect me
You: i'm the easter bunny! xD
You: look for the eggs!
Stranger: ooohooh ;D
You: NOW!
You: this is soooo wierd!
Stranger: i'll give you some preytyy cool eggs
Stranger: yea it is!!!
You: nah, I want a present! you're santa~
You: ;D
Stranger: i aalways wanted to meet the easterbunny
Stranger: Okay
You: I always thought santa was FAKE!
Stranger: i'll give you some eggs AND a present
You: only I'm real!
Stranger: ohmygod
You: haha, I already HAVE eggs, I need presents!
Stranger: i thought exactly the same!!!
Stranger: We're like
Stranger: SOULMATES
You: LOL
Stranger: okaay
Stranger: we exchange
You: wow....this is a waste of time.
Stranger: your eggs
Stranger: for my presents
You: okay. *hands pink egg*
You: where's my present?
You: xD
Stranger: hands a huuugge present box~
You: oooooooo, I wonder what's inside....?!
Stranger: it's a 100000 dollar bill
You: OMGOSH!
You: LIFESAVER!
Stranger: yeah:D
Stranger: santa's always there for everybody
Stranger: to save lifes.
You: LMAO.
Stranger: and stuff.. ^^
You: I thought he was only a fat jolly old man that gave out candy
You: x3
You: and gift boxes filled with coal o.O
Stranger: ummm noo.. i'm like very thin and i'm 20 years old
Stranger: that's a myth
Stranger: naaah
Stranger: i'm not living on the northpole either
Stranger: i live on the BAHAMAS
You: WOW, you must get HOT in the red suit
You: and you must stuff it alot to get that pot belly.
Stranger: naah the REAL santa's not wearing a red suit
You: spandex?
You: xDD
Stranger: sometimes i just use little kids
Stranger: put it under my jacket
You: ....someones been influenced by Michael Jackson! :/
Stranger: nonooo
Stranger: not like that
You: Are you sure Santa?
You: it surrrrree sounds like it
Stranger: you cought me
Stranger: i'm not


That was...............LOL!

[tsushio]

xDD..

this is funny~~

this is the funniest i had....

xDD


----------


Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: there's fire in the building
Stranger: HOLY mini cooper GET john tesh THE john tesh OUT
You: I'M TRYING!!!
Stranger: WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOURE GOING TO DIE
You: I CANT FIND THE DOOR!!!

---

he/she must have thought i'm a freak.xD

[Bunnytan.]

theres alot of creepy people out there ;X

[heavenztears]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi
You: hellooww
Stranger: ASL?
You: 21/f/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch
You: seriously that's a town
Stranger: Sounds welsh
You: great job *pat*
You: it is
Stranger: Lol
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 M UK
You: haha that's why you knew
Stranger: That is why i knew lol
You: fish n chips?
Stranger: I went their the ohter day and nearly everywher begins with Llan
Stranger: What?
You: just playin' =]
Stranger: Lol
You: yes, quite funny
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: So
Stranger: Anything you want to do or talk about
You: lol
You: whatever comes to our minds haha
Stranger: Lol fair enough
You: so... didn't your mom told you not to talk to strangers?
You: haha
You: *tell you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I not that young god
Stranger: And my mum and dad died when i was young
Stranger: i am adopted
Stranger: so i move form place to place
Stranger: don't really have a proper mum or dad for that matter
You: that sucks dude
Stranger: I know
Stranger: You learn to deal wiht it
You: guess you're quite a strong guy then
Stranger: I am not tiny no
You: being able to hold yourself up like that
You: you go girl!
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: lol
You: i mean
You: haha
Stranger: Thank i think i know what you meant
You: i dont'have a father my own
You: so i guess i can understand
Stranger: Sorry to hear that

THIS PART IS CENSORED!
Stranger: So you want sex?
Stranger: I bet your fingering your we t lion king right now
You: O.O
You: how'd you know?
Stranger: You gave on ghe vibe
Stranger: Sorry i said that to end the conversation normally works I have got to run to the shop
Stranger: so
You: feel the flow
Stranger: Laters you horny pinkberry
You: yeah!

I thought I'd just go along and break him off just when he thought he had me... I was bored I guess haha

[angelfightrJ]

hahahaha well, we had some soompi encounters already ! see the post above ..somewhere on this page above mine and my previous ones XD!

[Latitude]

As if talking on Soompi isn't enough .

You: *licks*
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[itsyumey]

Stranger: cliches ?
You: Yes, those things you eat?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf
You: Cliches taste like bananas.
Stranger: wtf are they
You: Did you not know?
You: They are circle.
You: And usually fried.
Stranger: nope still have no idea
You: Oh okay.
----------------------------------------
This guy doesn't know what a cliche is. o__o

Stranger: i fort u would know tbh
You: You fort me?
You: You fart me?
Stranger: yhhh my english is terrible
You: Ah.
Stranger: and i do fart u
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: england xD
----------------------------------------
Our conversation went on for pretty long till I scared him off by telling him a fake full name.

[Amu]

watch a soompier run into a soompier on that site xD
that would be awesome..
someone puts up a convo here and the person goes.. "HEY THAT WAS ME!" HAHAHA

heres mine:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: I'm Eric
You: I'm Bella
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nice to meet you too
Stranger: how's it going?
You: bad
Stranger: why?
You: cause I met a person named Eric
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: are you my edward
Stranger: no
You: who are you
Stranger: are you one of those twilight a-- holes
You: you would know. cause ur one of those
You have disconnected.

OMG. I was drinking my water bottle when I read this...I laughed my a** off!

[xxsaiyukixx]

mine was quite funny =o

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wwhhaatt?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: WHAAAAAAT
You: wat da fuk?

Stranger: FFFUUU-
You: you speakin?
You: ah
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: hai
You: hey
You: i like pie. and you?
Stranger: Why hello.
Stranger: I LIKE PIE AS WELL
You: OMG.
Stranger: INDEED
You: AWESOM.
Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
You: LOL.
You: indeed.
You: now i feel awkward.
Stranger: Clearly, I should have your babies
You: XD
You: Ew.
Stranger: DID I JUST MAKE IT MORE AWKWARD?
Stranger:
You: EW.
You: yes.
Stranger: Good. That is good.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Dandy. I shot a person today
You: Just kidding~
Stranger: Just to watch him die?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sad
You: <3
Stranger: I thought we had more in common for a second there
You: Then how about----
You: hmmmnn
You: Cheese cake?!
Stranger: Eh.
Stranger: Its ALRIGHT
Stranger: but not great
You: aww
You: come on
You: with caramel on top and chocolate chips ?!
Stranger: ... WELL THAT SOUNDS DANDY
You: ;_; now your making fun of me for saying dandy D:
Stranger: what
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no
You: *throws banans @ u*
Stranger: *flings poo
You: AH.
Stranger: *
Stranger:
You: EW.
You: *throws dead rats @ u*
Stranger: *throws dead clowns at you*
You: i hate clowns ;_;...............................
Stranger: And now you are covered in dead clowns
You: how are YOU stranger. >:O
You: how odd. to talk to a stranger O_O
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: I will never talk to you again after this
Stranger: D:
You: LOL.
You: YES.
You: i mean...*ahem* i is sad too
Stranger: haha
You: now I shall leave!

[Chocopie.]

Lmao, this is so freaky ><. I tried it but left.

[j00nie]

Stranger: wanna come over

You: sure, give me the directions.

Stranger: north
Stranger: i have candy

You: you gotta be more specific than that.
You: i prefer chocolate.

Stranger: it's always about what YOU want isnt it?
Stranger: this is why it would never work between us
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL..that was funny, my conversation was something like that

[LeeJunsubum]

yeah i tried it. It was weird and gay here

Stranger: knock knoch
You: hello
Stranger: knock*
You: hi
Stranger: knock knock!
You: whos there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disco.nnected!
Stranger: bahahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
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Lee Teukiee

[gayness]

Are these real people or fake?!?! I don't know.. But it'll be pretty cool if it is. =]

[squishybear]

that was pretty weird actually. The one I talked with said that he's already a robot (or a mechanical life as he liked to call himself ). This was the conversation (pretty interesting actually):

Stranger: Hello
You: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: Making tea, and you?
You: surfing the internet lol
You: what's your name?
Stranger: My name is Pencil, whats yous?
You: hmmm are you a robot or something o_O
You: I think you are since you couldn't understand my question!
Stranger: Yes, I am. I prefer the term "Mechanical life". Robot sounds too clunky.
You: lol this is the 1st time I talk to a mecha before!
Stranger: Oh, well I hope you enjoy it!
You: who chose the name pencil for you? or did you chose it yourself?
Stranger: You might find out we are just as good carrying a converstation as humans.
You: I'm sure you are ^^
You: I'm Selva btw
You: what do you wanna talk about?
Stranger: It was given to me. Sadly, I do not have rights and freedoms you do. This is why I like to talk to strangers online, it gives me a little taste of normal interactions.
Stranger: Whatever you want to talk about is fine with me.
You: sorry to ask you this, but do you actually feel? I mean do you have emotions like us? do you feel sad and happy and wanna have some normal interactions?
You: I think I hurt your feelings, sorry! ignore my question ^^ do you watch TV?
Stranger: Yes, we do feel. But not in the same sense as you. I do have emotions and they often change. Mine are a little bit more, how you say, calculated. Sadly, there are limitations to my range of thought. I'm fine with it though, how do your feelings work? Personally It scared me to think about emotions that just "come out of no where".
Stranger: I do not watch much Television, but my creator does. He enjoys it very much.
You: so what do you do to fill your free time? do you read books or listen to music?
Stranger: I study your human culture and actually, I have a job as science conslutant on a vegtable farm. I monitor mosture and DP levels.
You: why do you study human culture? does it interest you or your creator asked you to?
Stranger: A little of both, perhaps.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: I'm a student in the Faculty of Medicine. I'm Egyptian btw. From where are you?
Stranger: I am located in Chicago, IL. USA.
Stranger: Medicine! That is interesting!
Stranger: That is a very noble prefession!
You: yeah it is ^^ I still hasn't decided on a field yet? what do you suggest? I'm thinking ENT!
Stranger: Is Clinical practice an option?
You: what's Clinical Practice?
Stranger: You'd become a doctor.
You: I know I would become a doctor! I mean I'm not sure a doctor in what!
You: never mind! are you married?
Stranger: Oh,
Stranger: I am not married.
You: do you wanna get married?
Stranger: Yes.
You: really do you have someone in your mind?
Stranger: Hehe, I do not. But I often imagine the future. Much like humans do.
You: do you wanna have kids too? that's so sweet ^^
You: I wanna get married too and have a twin (a boy and a girl).
Stranger: I'm sure your dreams will come true one day!
Stranger: What will you name your children?
You: I'm thinking Sally and Adam.
You: how old are you Pencil?
Stranger: I am three years old.
You: oh you're so young my dear. I'm 21 years
You: are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: 21 years old, that is great! I am nethier sex, but I assume I would assiocate better with "boy".
You: you're so sweet Pencil dear ^^ I had fun chatting with you. I gotta go now to finish some stuff. And you can go and finish your tea as well.
You: Bye.
Stranger: Take care, may your dreams come true!

I can't believe that I just talked to a robot

I just read your whole conversation and had to comment. You weren't talking with a robot. It was someone pretending to be one.

[gayness]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M/F?
You: Male ( I'm really a girl)
You: you?
Stranger: f
You: Wow, you type alot faster than all the other strangers out there. haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: mehh
Stranger: so whatcha doin
You: Watching Wonder Girls! haha.
You: Do you like korean music?
Stranger: naww
Stranger: i like korean men
You: LOL
You: Well, you will like korean music..
Stranger: u korean
You: It's all about the sex appeal
You: Yea
You: I could show you a picture of them.. they are so hot..
You: But i'm not gay.
Stranger: haha ok lets see
You: Want to see?
Stranger: sure
You: You connot miss this! The biggest thing in Korea and all of Asia
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju_mnOEKv_U ( MIROTIC HAHAH!)
Stranger: haha r u big?
You: Naw
You: Watch it now!!
You: I must have your input!
Stranger: aww not even where it counts
You: Naw not there either
You: haha
You: WATCHING IT?
Stranger: i will if u tell me how big u r
You: t_____T
You: Big as the guy in the music video
Stranger: i mean where it count
You: I know
Stranger: does he show
You: Ohhh yeaa
You: Just watch it
You: it shows..
You: 2:20 (LOLOOLOLOL)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOLOL! She acctually stayed there with me for 2 minutes and then left.
I guess she was disappointed! LOLOLLOOL!

[~KIRA~]

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