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Stranger: hi
You: male?
Stranger: no
You: ok..
You: lets be girlfrineds
You: girlfriends*
Stranger: if you wanna
You: great!
You: how was today?
Stranger: it was good. i went shopping and such
Stranger: how about your self
You: i met a dream guy of mine
Stranger: what did he look like
You: normal?
You: he's really sweet
Stranger: lol how?
You: i dont know..
You: it seems that he could attach to me
Stranger: does he compliment you
You: because people keep saying that im 4D
You: wwell....
You: not really compliment
Stranger: 4D? interdimensional?
You: yea
You: hahah
Stranger: lol good as
You: hahha
You: i dont know..
Stranger: i sometimes like to travel between dimensions
You: woah...
You: then lets go together!
Stranger: check out a parallel universe
Stranger: yeah lets do it
You: oh cool!!
You: but i like mars!
You: it seems so like my home
Stranger: we should travel into the past and win the lottery then go on a world trip and live it up large
You: i hate lottery!
You: i've always have some bad luck with me
Stranger: do you have a gambling problem lol
You: sort of..
You: i hate gamble..
Stranger: what race are you?
You: maybe we should rob bank..
Stranger: asian? they love to gamble?
You: im marsian~~
You: yea im asian..
Stranger: hows the weather in mars
You: its been raining there
You: my clothes didnt dry that well
Stranger: aw yeah, i had a friend who was asian and gambled alot
You: it smells~
You: hahah
Stranger: hows the gravity? lol
You: gravity is going down abit..
You: but its okay..
You: at least i can swim in air
You: u should come and visit me!
Stranger: well it is pretty intense compared to earth ya know
You: i like earth but there's to many guys trying to get me on bed
Stranger: i would if i had a rocket, i need to enter a vortex
You: mars man are more polite
You: nahh...go to NASA
You: they give discount
You: up to 64%
Stranger: who needs nasa when i can go into other dimensions
Stranger: meet a different version of my self.
You: oh yeah~ i forget~
Stranger: we live in the reflection of a black hole
You: u are wizards?
You: black hole?
You: how did u see in the dark then?
You: special eye?
Stranger: xrays
Stranger: pick them up
You: u should use something better
Stranger: they emit energy which can be seen through a xray telescope
You: like betha-ray
You: they are very useful to me
Stranger: betta-ray lol
You: hahaha
You: i cant spell that well
You: earth corrupts me
Stranger: i dont mind. lol
Stranger: do u drink?
You: not really
You: i get sore throat often
Stranger: neiter, i quit
You: ahhahahahahhah
Stranger: wonder what thats from lol
Stranger: to many earth men? hah
You: i think so
You: earth man is useless
Stranger: maybe you should use another hole instead of that 1 then lol
You: they always point that weird thing down their pants
You: i cant!
You: i'll get constipated
Stranger: laxatives?
You: whats that?
You: im uneducated mars people
Stranger: gets rid of being constipated
You: we learn in our terms
You: ohhh..i eat a lot of meat
You: to get rid of constipated
Stranger: come to my country in a ship and we can travel the universe
You: how much does it cost?
You: i cant spend much..
Stranger: meat can constipate you. lol to get rid of it, eat high fibre things like bread and such
Stranger: i dunno a couple billion i'm assuming
You: mars people eat a lot of meat to get rid of it..
You: maybe earth people it fibre
You: wow..billion?
You: thas cheap
You: thats*
Stranger: yeah i know. so cmon lets do it
Stranger: would you eat me? im made of meat
You: how can it be the cheap?
You: nahh..i cant eat human
Stranger: hy?
Stranger: why?
You: they taste so presercatives
You: preservatives*
Stranger: cook them and add seasoning
You: seasoning is bad for my hair
You: and cooking took a lot of my time
Stranger: salt and pepper?
You: pepper?
You: thats a good idea!
Stranger: lol it adds flavor to things
You: how did u become so clever!
You: hahah
You: must have eat that fibre a lot
Stranger: i gained the knowledge of humans from devouring them when i was younger
You: wow..
You: i think u are cool..
You: why not we build a company..
You: lets conquer earth
Stranger: their brains are delicious
You: put bush in mini coopers
Stranger: earth is futile, might as well blow it up
You: ahh..but i love sauna!
You: i cant find one in mars
Stranger: just move closer to the sun
You: hahaha
Stranger: or build 1, lol
You: greal idea
You: great*
You: maybe i should just move to the sun
Stranger: i know
You: care to join?
Stranger: yeah might aswell, its like summer 24/7
Stranger: i will need some sun tan lotion
Stranger: spf 90000
You: nahh
You: i think SPF10 will do
You: cuz u eat a lo of human
You: lot*
You: their meat protect u
Stranger: ill go on a binge and eat at least 500 humans before we take off to the sun so i have enough proteins in my system to survive the trip
You: yeah...dont forget to keep some for me..
You: i think my suntan lotion is running out
Stranger: 1000 then, 500 each
Stranger: theirs over 6 billion so im sure they wont mind 1000 gone
You: isnt it to little..
You: im greedy
You: a billion each?
Stranger: our greed needs to be fed
You: humans can make a lot of babies
You: they sex 24/7
Stranger: 50/50, 3 billion each
You: okay then..
Stranger: we shall create farms and harvest them
You: buy them a lot of porn
Stranger: they will replenish daily and we will have an endless smorgasboard
You: since they are a bit of idiot
You: wow~
You: u speaks like CEO
Stranger: we would be gods
You: more than that
Stranger: they would worship us and lick the dog mini cooper from our boots
You: if the humans are rebellious..
Stranger: then we would smash their skulls and feast apon them
You: we should send them to pluto
You: let them suffer
Stranger: send them to planet x
You: new planet then?
Stranger: which should be arriving in 2012 december
You: can u make it faster?
Stranger: to end the earth, we need to act fast before they are wiped out
You: i cant wait for out vacation!
You: our*
Stranger: we should start feasting tomorrow
You: okay...
You: where are u going then?
You: i think i'll go to india
Stranger: no where, but i will start the planning phases soon
You: they have a lot of people there
Stranger: i might go to australia
You: australia?!
You: no no no...
Stranger: their accents are annoying and i want to wipe them out quickly
You: go to japan then!
You: they speaks bloody japanese..
You: can they just speak english?!
Stranger: lets both go, it can be a warm up to our supreme domination we will unleash on them
You: okay..i want japanese..
You: too healthy!
You: how can they live without mcD
Stranger: mc donalds?
You: yup~
Stranger: that mini cooper is dog food, waste of time and waste of money
You: then what do u prefer?!
Stranger: we will reinvent mc donalds, except human burgers
You: ohh yeah..
You: americans love the bacon mcdonalds
Stranger: we will have an empire of robots to work for us for nothing
You: i think im going to eat all the pigs
Stranger: you do that
You: since human are eating too much of pics
You: pigs*
Stranger: theres always more to go around
You: put on hol on the robots
You: they uses a lot of our money
Stranger: we will make 10, and they will assemble others for free
You: and they spoil fast
You: i say..go for the cows
Stranger: we will wipe out the banks and there wont be currency
Stranger: everything will be free
You: hahah
You: bush will be crying
You: all his hardwork~~
Stranger: i will smash bushes stupid head on a rock
You: u dont have too.,,,
You: eat him up
Stranger: but i want 2
Stranger: he would taste disgusting
You: maybe like mini cooper
Stranger: i would prefer to end him
You: yea
You: burn him then
You: or shoot him slowly
You: let him suffer
Stranger: it would be broad casted throughout the world for all to see, i will make an example out of him
You: yes2
You: cut his Richard
Stranger: cut off his Richard and feed it to him
Stranger: then smash him to death with it
You: wow...
You: he'll be please
You: i bet u millions
Stranger: rip out his spine and play golf with it and kick his head across a field into a rubbish bin
Stranger:
You: maybe we should cut all the dicks in the world and make sausage out of it
You: i love sausage"!
You: his head should be our potty
Stranger: possibly
You: or maybe as a decoration to our new house
Stranger: i want to rape something
You: then u can have all the man~
Stranger: i wanna rape a mans ass
You: stuck some bones in it..
You: see how they'll feel
Stranger: i want to fist it
Stranger: show him how it feels to be loved
You: maybe they will thank us
You: i feel so loved!
Stranger: he will love it when i stick my head up there and start spinning
You: hahah
Stranger: lol
You: spinning wont do
You: knock to the rocks
Stranger: ill put a spiked helmet on
Stranger: and start twirling
You: and they'll be thankful in millions years!
You: i just cant get enough..
Stranger: to successfully destroy something you have to do it from within
You: how about all the pretty girls
You: esp the bean pie ones
You: the plastic faces
Stranger: line them up to a death pitt to be raped by dogs and horses and beheaded and put into bathes of acid
You: woah~
You: they must be happy
Stranger: wear their skin, as if it is a new fashion statement
You: and the skinny girls...
You: feed them to the dogs please
Stranger: they will smile knowing that they are getting what they always wanted
You: not only smile...laugh out loud~
Stranger: snap them in half and put them into a wood chipper
Stranger: like a huge meat grinder, to feed our pets
You: or burn them in the fireplace
You: like the woods..
You: they are better off that way
Stranger: decapitate them and boil them up to be soft and tender for our dogs to feed on
You: our dogs wont eat such mini cooper..
You: they eat fat girls only..
Stranger: they will do as their told
You: they need to live!
You: how about those cute act girls?
Stranger: sex slaves
You: owwww
You: with whom?
Stranger: our pets
You: our pets are getting a lot..
You: they should be thankful..
Stranger: they will also go towards making a new type of soap
You: i was thinking of making soap from sperms
You: how do u feel bout it?
Stranger: do as you like, we are gods we do what we want when we want
You: yes2...
You: i think i'll open some business for eat
You: it*
You: hahha
You: wtf..
Stranger: feed them back to the community
You: i think im going crazy
You: too much to do..
You: can we get some slaves for us?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: unlimited
Stranger: why are you going crazy?
Stranger: are you excited about our plans for world domination
You: more than excited!
You: i feel alive!
You: finally the world have some mercy on me
Stranger: i am quite excited
then the connection exploded~
we are about to dominate the world! dayumm~~
btw, sorry for the racism
Posted 10 April 2009 - 10:08 PM
all my people were boring.
