[cozyhj]

:L this is hilarious. reading everyones convos rli cracked me up! haha
ima try this sometime

[linuhhparkk]

You: HAI!
Stranger: hi
You: wuzgoood
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow, fail.

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what's going on?
You: ohhhh yah know, the usual. and you?
Stranger: home sick today
Stranger: lying naked on the couch
You: nicee.
Stranger: I guess so
Stranger: I'm overheated
Stranger: soooo hot
You: maybe you need a fan? some a/c?
Stranger: all the windows are open
Stranger: so I am hoping that helps
Stranger: I'm also hoping the neighbors are all at work
You: hahaha, i was just gonna ask you about them
You: so how was the day
Stranger: lame
Stranger: so tired
Stranger: so hot
You: i'm super cold
Stranger: put more clothes on
You: yuuup.
You: so where you from?
Stranger: I heard once that a thighter bra makes you warmer
Stranger: Colorado, US
You: well, i wouldn't know
You: lol
Stranger: why wouldn't you know
Stranger: /
Stranger: ?
You: poland ftw!
You: because...i'm a guy...
Stranger: put a bra on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

totally random.
haha that was fun.

[Miss.Understood]

Stranger: who is number one on your favorite all time artist?
You: Bill Clinton

then he/she disconnected. D: lame.

[suupeerr]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: fine ^^ hbu
Stranger: btw i am a boy
You: ok xD
Stranger: boys dont wanna talk with me
Stranger: you?
You: im a girl
Stranger: wanna have cyber?
You: um
You: no ty :\
Stranger: please

.........................

[vee.pee]

LOL that was random O_O I just had 3 conversations

You: heyyzzz
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You: get bent
Stranger: I will
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: heYYYZZZZzzz
Stranger: did you see THE GAME tonight?
You: whAT ze john tesh you on ze BOUT
Stranger: you just lost THE GAME
You: get bent
Stranger: lol
You: dont LOL me
You: sayonara
You have disconnected.

You: heyzzz
Stranger: wahzzzzzup
You: how zee yoUzzz?
You: waNNa dO it?
Stranger: yes
You: whaT sEx are yoUU?
Stranger: does it matter?
You: yeZZZ it doeSSS
Stranger: what are you?
You: penis
You: i want vagina
Stranger: me too
Stranger: sorry
You: oh thATTS ze fine
You: we can stiLL do Itt
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Give MEE yoUr email addREsszz
Stranger: no
You: aznboystar45@hotmail.com
You: add ZEE yeAhhhszzz?
Stranger: i'm gonna blow up your computer tomorrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lovesbride]

I wonder if anyone finds their stranger RIGHT HERE on Soompi.
Now That'd be interesting.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Pretty darn good.
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: how so?
Stranger: ....?
You: I just am~
Stranger: huh
You: How are you~
Stranger: why whatd you do?
Stranger: im good
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: NAW.
Stranger: haha
You: "Let's let's let's burn it up on this hypnotic dancefloor"
Stranger: i cant deside whether thats sarcasm or just the honest to goodness lie
Stranger: lol
Stranger: DANCE COMMANDER@@
Stranger: DANGER DANGER!!
You: WHERE
Stranger: HIGH VOLTAGE!!
Stranger: lol have yo heard of electric six?
You: Naw.
Stranger: look it up. you tube.
Stranger: electric six
Stranger: danger
Stranger: high voltage
Stranger: NOW
Stranger:
Stranger: or i'll smex you up
Stranger: and you wont like it
Stranger: ...
You: FIRE IN THE DISCO
Stranger: YES!!!
Stranger: FIRE IN THE GATES OF HELL!!
You: IT IS MY DESIREEEEEE
Stranger: ITS MY DESIREEEEE
Stranger: DONT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY WE KEEP STARTING FIREs??
Stranger: haha lol
Stranger: seeeeexyyy huh?
Stranger: lol
You: Haha~
Stranger: glowing penissess and such
Stranger: hahah
You: Yeah.
You: Woman's kind of..
You: Yeah
Stranger: haha yes..
Stranger: she is infact a very, very, VERY old and discusting
Stranger: lol
Stranger: old crone
Stranger:
Stranger: she kinda looks like my grandma-ma!! ^_________________^
You: WoW.
Stranger: hahaha
You: That's wonderful.
Stranger: i know
Stranger:
Stranger: well have fun.
Stranger: i only cum to spread the word of ELECTRIC SIX!
Stranger:
You: Wow.
You: I see.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[d0rksf0lyfxs]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:
Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 85 m canada
You: lol
You:
Stranger: lol gg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol. i lie.

[yournumber1fan]

hahahahhaha this was so amusing xD

Stranger: hi
You: hi..?
Stranger: hey where r u from ?
You: california
You: you ?
Stranger: do u believe in a world where there is a god?
You: nope.
Stranger: or r u athiest ?
You: im atheist xDD
Stranger: so u simpyly think that life is at is
Stranger: ok r u woman ?
You: yeahh..
You: are you a dude?
Stranger: yes i am a guy
You: lol how old? O:
Stranger: r u on facebook ?
Stranger: im 27
Stranger: u
You: nope. facebook is annoying
You:
Stranger: msn ?
You: nope [x
You: why are you on this site anyways? [x
Stranger: someone just told me about it
Stranger: wierd
You: hahahaha
Stranger: lol
You: what city?
Stranger: i thought ok
Stranger: lets try it
Stranger: im in London
Stranger: UK
You: ooooh.
You: I LOVE BRITISH ACCENTS
You: 8D
Stranger: u do
Stranger: do u want me to call u ?
You: hahahaha its k [x
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i got a day off today fromw ork
Stranger: so thought ok lets go online
You: ahh i see.
Stranger: yeh

[Sympathetic]

You: Hi
Stranger: have you seen my pink pony?
You: LOL
You: Where abouts
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: it ran away
You: oh
You: I hope you find it soon
You: are you okay
You: do you need someone to comfort you
Stranger: no
Stranger: john tesh you
You: LOL okay
Stranger: u have my pony!
Stranger: D
You: :OOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[HikariJung]

Stranger: so statistically speaking, what are the chances you are my soul mate?


.........yeah.....I didn't know what to say after that so the stranger disconnected -*-

Stranger: OH
Stranger: ARE YOU BRIAN?
You: no.......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this one is kinda weird......

Stranger: r u gay?
You: why?
Stranger: just ask
You: no
You: u?
Stranger: yes
You: ohhhh.....
Stranger: u r boy or girl?
You: girl......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

.......I should have said guy......it might have been interesting haha


Stranger: Are you a Ninja, Pirate, Samurai, Hermaphrodite or Hot Blonde pinkberry?
You: ........um......
Stranger: *TIK*
Stranger: *TAK*
Stranger: *TIK*
Stranger: *TAK*
Stranger: TOO LATE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

People on the internet....really are weird haha

[plumplum]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, random stranger.
You: Howdy.
Stranger: If your name is not Peter, please disconnect immediately. If your name is Peter, I would like to ask you some questions.
You: ... oh my goodness.
Stranger: Well?
You: Sorry, not him.
You: Good luck.
Stranger: Thank you for your time.
You have disconnected.


Hahaha.

[AlyM37]

ahahaha. mine was SOO weird. XD and random...




You: heyyy
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I have a quck question
You: =] i'm boreddd
You: sure...
Stranger: Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?
You: rofl
You: now i will....
You: u?
Stranger: For years I just thought my mom loved mayo

DISCONNECTED

[NSTYLE;;]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ronaldo!
You: david!!!
You: wait what..?
Stranger: Bria muito nu curintia!
You: wtf?
You: yo no comprend

Stranger: 嗨
You: 안녕
Stranger: 说中文 棒子




..wat??!??!

[HikariJung]

You: heyyy
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I have a quck question
You: =] i'm boreddd
You: sure...
Stranger: Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?
You: rofl
You: now i will....
You: u?
Stranger: For years I just thought my mom loved mayo

that's just gross -*-

I went on again haha

Stranger: make love to me right now!!!"
Stranger: RIGHT NAO
You: what?
Stranger: make love to my love hole
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what can i cal you?
You: anything u like
Stranger: hah ?
Stranger: m of f?
You: f
Stranger: honey ok?
You: what can i call you
Stranger: anything you like
You: i'mma call you cake
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lolz ^0^

Stranger: hello
You: ^^
Stranger: :^^
Stranger: girl or boy ??
You:
()()
(x_x)
c((")("))
Stranger: ?
You: dead BUNNY TT^TT
Stranger: nice
Stranger:
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but are you a boy or girl not a dead bunny
You: BUNNY GO BYE BYE
You have disconnected.

^0^ he/she probably thinks I'm retarded haha

[vee.pee]

Stranger: Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?
You: rofl
You: now i will....
You: u?
Stranger: For years I just thought my mom loved mayo

ROFL :L

[sooyoung_05]

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hoi
You: kamusta
Stranger: im bored, entertain me
You: afafafafaf
Stranger: tatanka
You: lol that's a dog
Stranger: fafafafa
Stranger: plop
You: do you know obama?
Stranger: nah, only osama
You: osama???
Stranger: yeah, he's my mums bro
Stranger: osama ppeterson
You: lol
You: do you know dbsk?
Stranger: was that?
You: ooh they're amazing koreans with such an angelic voice
Stranger: maybe i likes
Stranger: nth or sth?
You: what's that?
You: north or south?
Stranger: north or south koreans?
You: south koreans
You: what's your nationality?
Stranger: i went to nth korea for schoolies week.
Stranger: it was a blast!
You: lol. rockets//
Stranger: where r u from?You: from mars
You: u?
Stranger: i'm from the "island"
You: ooh.
You: do you know soompi forums???
Stranger: part of the dharma initiative
Stranger: i am a "work man"

You have disconnected.

--------------

lol. that's my convo

[belle_kd1413]

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You: u gay or sumthin?
Stranger: no
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You: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!
Stranger: why? what isit?
You: rick rolling people
You: and then u just
You: disconnect
You: NINJA STYLE
Stranger: haha
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You: IMMA GIVE U UP!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 你好

OKAY.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: omegle
You: HILL BILLLLLY
Stranger: no haista vittu



You: bacon?
You: everybody luvvvs bacon
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I had bacon today infact.
You: I like mine really crispy
You: yum
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: Now.
You: why the hell are we on this site, anyways?
Stranger: I have no idea, |:
Stranger: Anyway,
You: one time, i talked to this retard, an effing maniac os sumthin
You: or
Stranger: Find me again
You: OH CRAP
Stranger:
You: YOU
You: ARE
You: ONE
You: OF
You: THEM
You: ugh
You: i hate you
Stranger: One of what?
You: bacon loving, milk hating
You: MANIAC!
Stranger: Yh.
Stranger: Dats me.
(DATELINE)
I was gonna be all
YOU ARE ON DATELINE
but he disconnected. MAN!

[plumplum]

^ I think you talked to me either yesterday or Wednesday, haha.

[belle_kd1413]

^
LOL.

Stranger: DAVID? IS THAT YOU?
-
Stranger: Hi, im 15, male, and live in the UK, you?
You: Hi yeah I'm from
You: DATELINE
Stranger: oh cool
-
Stranger: who dis
You: this is your brain, i'm far away from you, i'm like, all fried up and dying, save me
Stranger: who dat
Stranger: wat dam fried
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: any way
Stranger: i have a handsome proposal
Stranger: suck my Richard and my ball sack at the same time
You: oh yeah ill do that
You: when your brain
You: RETURNS
Stranger: zing
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(HONESTLY, WHO ASKS "WHO'S THIS?" online?)
Sorry, I had to "NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP!" lol
Stranger: holy mini cooper
Stranger: instead of trying to piss you off im jusy going to leave you in peace now because thats john teshing awesome

THE CHRONICLES OF ME TRYING TO FIND ANOTHER SOOMPI-ER

You: SOOMPI?
Stranger: NO WAY!?!?!?
You: what..?
You: YES WAY!
You: ?
Stranger: *-*
You: WHAT?!
You: WHAT??!!
Stranger: i knew u would say ''yes way''
You: lol
Stranger: everyone says that
You: lol, i dont
Stranger: u did!
You: my bro
You: told me to type it in
Stranger: Stranger: what..?
Stranger: YES WAY!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: proov
Stranger: proof* xP
You: my bro told me to put it in
Stranger: anyway i gotta go eat
You: WAIT
You: R
Stranger: cyaaaaaaa
You: U
You: FROM
You: SOOMPI
You: ?!
Stranger: YES!
You: OMG
You: WHAT'S
You: YOUR
You: ID
You: THERE?!
Stranger: HOW DID U KNOW?!
You: I JUST
You: GUESSED
You: COME
You: ON
You: WHATS UR ID
You: IN
You: SOOMPI
You: ?!
Stranger: MY ID IS: SOOMPISUCKS
Stranger: xD cyaa

conversation number 2

You: SOOMPI?
Stranger: what?
You: do u go to the site
You: soompi?
Stranger: what's that, porn?
You: obvsly, no
You: NO
You: !
Stranger: are you a girl?

ugh

3

I just said SOOMPI? and he dc'ed.


4

Stranger: The Beatles - She Said She Said

?

5

Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: SOOMPI.COM

Hmm, advertising a site, too.

6.

Stranger: Hi
You: SOOMPI?
Stranger: ?
You: im on a quest
You: to find other soompier's who are also
You: on this site
You: gotta go
You: bye
You: ~
Stranger: bye

7

Stranger: hi
You: SOOMPI
You: ?
Stranger: hiya
You: SOOMPI
You: ?
You: are u from
You: soompi
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you?
You: oh yeah
You: what's soompi
You: ?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i duno
You: ...


I WILL TRY AND TRY AND TRY!
someone please!

[XoAznDorkXo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
[ T_T changed the cuss words ]

You: soompi forums?
Stranger: -f word- off
You: well.......
Stranger: youre such a loser
Stranger: i did beat the -f word- outta you
Stranger: kool-aid
You: oh....okay ^^
You: my bro says that to me too
You have disconnected.

Try 2
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: ninja
Stranger: teenage mutant ninja turtles?
You: lolz
You: Hiiii
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: heyyyyy
Stranger: yooooooooooooo
You: wasssssap
Stranger: sup?!?!
You: ....hey do u know soompi forums??
Stranger: nope, you?
You: no...
You: i keep hearing it everywhere
Stranger: must be cool then
Stranger: the place to be or something
You: lolz exactly
You: xD
You have disconnected.

and many other chats with the word "SOOMPI" in them
PLEASE i wanna talk to a soompier
So go on and say soompi