[chickyl3aby]

haha what a strange strange site.... but fun...sorta. XD

[CoCoGirl886]

My first chat.. and it's pretty boring lol

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: hi.
You: what's up
Stranger: no
You: maybe
Stranger: yeah..
You: perhaps
Stranger: from where?
You: here
Stranger: oh. god
You: you're boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: heya
You: whats up?
Stranger: where r u from？
Stranger: do u get time to chat with me？
Stranger: where r u now？
You: hi i am home
You: it's very late now
Stranger: so why not go to sleep?
You: in fact, i think i will
You: good night to you sir or ma'am
You: nice talking to you
Stranger: me
Stranger: too
Stranger: actually we have not talked too much
You: lol you are funny person
You: bye!
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
^totally bored LOL

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Nicole you there??
You: helloooooo
You: sorry wrong number
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wuzzzup
Stranger: hih
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: spam spam spam!
Stranger: dont speak sunshine to me
You: excuse me?
Stranger: you heard me
Stranger: punk
Stranger: hi
You: you strange being..
Stranger: im from outter space
You: do you have 3 eyes and 2 antennas?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: are you human??
Stranger: yea you?
You: of course
You: wonderful
You: the last one was "from outer space"

[xxdis0riental]

Not that it's really a huge surprise, a lot of the people on this website are dumb. Why does it matter how big my boobs are????????????????

Stranger: QUICK NAME A FAV BAND
You: LED ZEPPELIN
Stranger: LOL.

Then they pretty much disconnected.

[tjh246]

Stranger: HEy
Stranger: can
Stranger: I
Stranger: ASK
Stranger: you
You: hello
Stranger: A
Stranger: question ?
You: yes?
Stranger: you like this guy ?
Stranger: http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6592544,00.jpg
You: no i dont
Stranger: Why ?
You: i only like asian guys thanks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: WAT
You: what
Stranger: but you said you didn't
Stranger: like this guy
Stranger: and he's asian
You: ok fine, I only like ONE asian guy
Stranger: What if I'm asian?
Stranger: And the one you like ?
You: got a problem with that?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: WHO IS THIS GUY ?

lol bloody entertaining

[inlovewithhim]

LOL i met a soompier!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SARANGHAEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Stranger: YAY!
You: Em yeu anh/em.
Stranger: viet? xD
You: yes!
You: female?
Stranger: AImini cooperERU
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: female
You: haha
You: wow. SOOMPI?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
You: LMFAO
You: LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHA
You: DUDE
You: are you serious?
Stranger: small worlddddd
Stranger: yesssss
You: LOL.
You: wow. this is so amazing.
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: lol
Stranger: never thought i'd find a soompier
You: haha. did you find that thread on soompi of this site?
Stranger: of course xD
Stranger: that's why i'm here
Stranger: hahaha
You: LOL dude. let's put us in! LOL
You: same !
Stranger: LOL OKAY
You: haha brb
Stranger: okok

this is so fun.

[1TYMRMYVZT]

^ LOL! I am that stranger! XD

I love this site. ._.

[loveshock]

Stranger: hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 40 male USA
Stranger: ahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahh wtf
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOLOLOLOLOL! I think they actually believed me...

[MELOVESYOUU]

Stranger: hey
You: こんにちは
Stranger: can you speak eng?
You: お元気ですか。
You: ??
Stranger: suck my Richard
You: no englishu.
Stranger: 日
Stranger: 本
You: お名前は何ですか?
Stranger: 人
Stranger: 滚远
Stranger: 哈哈
You: what name you?
Stranger: steven chou
You: 始めまして。
You: nice meet!
Stranger: nice meet
Stranger: are u japanese?
You: すみません。
You: oh.
You: japanese?
You: yes yes.
You: japanese...you?
Stranger: i'm ni 大爷
You: わかりません
Stranger: ？
You: america desu?
You: you america? live?
Stranger: no ,hk
Stranger: you guy or girl?
You: eh, girl.
Stranger: japanese av is good
You: also food..good!
Stranger: lol
You: where hk?
Stranger: hong kong
Stranger: you know?
You: oh!
You: i know!
You: chinesesu?
You:
Stranger: yes
You: ano..
You: age?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: u?
You: 21 desu!
Stranger: what dose desu mean?
You: 元気でね！
Stranger: ...
You: desu? meaning nothing
You: po..polite, neh.
You: 日本語でなんと言いますか
You: you speak well english?
Stranger: i must john tesh my girl friend now,so bye
You: oh! sayonara!
You: ...john teshu?
Stranger: yep
You: ??
You: boyfriend I know.
Stranger: sayonara
You: bye bye!
Stranger: bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hehe


Stranger: china?
You: you will be the last person i talk to in thi world.
Stranger: wut?
You: my life has come to its end.
You: good bye...
You have disconnected.

[MELOVESYOUU]

Stranger: hi
You: mommy?
Stranger: no. daddy
You: oh, wheres mommy?
You: she gave me this.
You: but i cant find her.
Stranger: what
Stranger: did she give u
You: I can never find her.
Stranger: is she dead
You: ...no....
Stranger: where is he
You: dont say that!!!
Stranger: where is he
You: my papa says she wont come back.
Stranger: where is she
You: but she told me se will.
You: i dont know.
You: she gave me this
You: so i can reach her.
Stranger: what did she give you
You: it never works.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what did she give you
You: its always someone i dont know.
Stranger: what did she give you
You: like you.
You: i dont know you!
Stranger: what did she give you, damn it!
You: what did you do to my momm!!!
Stranger: i raped then killed her
You: this. she told me this is her address.
Stranger: then go there
You: dont say that. please dont say that.
You: i dont know how.
You: pa says she wont come back.
Stranger: y not. does the truth scare u
Stranger: thats cause he killed her
You: what?
You: you know my pa?
Stranger: dad killed mom
You: do you know my mommy?
Stranger: i am ur pa
Stranger: dumbass
You: no. pa is in his room
You: i think i will go away.
Stranger: no. hes out having sex w/a beautiful hore
You: pa tells me he will throw me out if i ask for mommy.
Stranger: ok

[FallingWaters]

Stranger: Mayonaise!
You: hi
Stranger: yes it is
You: Yellow!
Stranger: excuse me?
You: .......
You: we've gotta stop doing that.
You: hi
Stranger: doing what? shouting yellow? I didnt do that, you did
Stranger: yes it is
You: what's up with your 'Mayonaise!'

Stranger: why did the chicken cross the road?
You: .....
Stranger: im not understanding what your question is
You: neither do i
Stranger: that makes three of us
You:

[aymei]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: hi
You: how are you
You:
Stranger: good
Stranger:
Stranger: :
Stranger:
Stranger: you?
You: why are you up so late
You: im good ^^
Stranger: I'm bored.
You: same.
Stranger: I like omegle
You: lol
Stranger: watching the office
You: i heard thats funny
Stranger: got done messin around a bit
You: have you seen how i met your mother
You: oh i c
Stranger: yeah I've seen it too
You: funny eh
You: okay goodnight
You have disconnected.

[x SaRaNg HaE x]

I sent this to my boyfriend and I can't look at him the same ever again, LOL.

Stranger: hi ! i'm a guy from france, you ?

You: hi im a girl from caliiii

You: do u like cheese ?

Stranger: of course

Stranger: as much as girls

You: =p

Stranger: french are famous for the two

Stranger: for both

Stranger: excuse me

You: aren't they also famous for small penises ?

Stranger: if you say so

You: hehe im jk

Stranger: i am big i think

You: so wut's goin on in france?

You: any great wars ?

Stranger: i'm at work

Stranger: and it's very sunny

Stranger: pretty nice

You: it's mid night over here

You: im feeling really lonely too...

You: too bad u're all the way in france =/

Stranger: ahah

Stranger: you want to make me horny at work ?

Stranger: no so nice...

You: heheh okk

You: ill start

You: im taking off my clothes slowly...

You: my nipples r getting kinda hard

You: it's pretty cold

Stranger: i said "not so nice"

Stranger: but

Stranger: go on

You: im pitching a tent in my trousers

You: oh shoot

You: my penis just popped out

Stranger: you're shemale ?

Stranger: nice

You: yeah

You: i was born a female

You: and i decided to glue a penis to myself

Stranger: i love to have sex with one

You: do u like it in the butt ?

Stranger: are you joking ?

Stranger: or is it true ?

You: i really really wanna lick ur butt

You: and jizz all over your french ass

Stranger: let's say i'm very openminded concerning sex

You: then id give it to u in the ass till u bleed

You: id rip the poo from ur ass

You: with my bare hands

Stranger: i said horny

Stranger: nod disgusted

Stranger: not*

You: im an ass ninja

You: i wanna stretch ur ball sack till drags across the ground

You have disconnected.

[_Kelly]

I read this post a couple of weeks ago, and i tried it. The first stranger i chatted with was pretty decent, wasn't some perv or anything. He lived all the way in Netherlands though. It was cool, we even exchanged AIM sns just incase we get bored again.

[MELOVESYOUU]

You: age?
Stranger: We're no strangers to love.
You: eh?
You: ok, laa.
Stranger: You know the rules, and so do I.
You: i do not.
Stranger: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Stranger: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
You: i cannot commit.
Stranger: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
You: I can get anything from any guy
Stranger: Gotta make you understand
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: i dont want to understand
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: oh, im sure you wont.
Stranger: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Stranger: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: of course you will.
You: cause I will run first.
Stranger: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
You: sayonara!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: メリークリスマス !!
You: ほっといて!
Stranger: speak english?
Stranger: sorry i dont know japanese
You: 一つの言語は決して十分ではない

You: oh, englishu.
Stranger: i know chinese and french!
You: little
Stranger: oh hello
Stranger: where you live?
You: konnichiwa! ^^
Stranger: haha konnichiwa
You: livuh? ano...nihongo desu
Stranger: ohh
You: Japan? ^^
Stranger: yes
You: ano...where live?
Stranger: America
Stranger: california
You: oh! Calipornia!
Stranger: hahaha yes
Stranger: calipornia
You: city beautiful!
Stranger: yes it is
You: Hollywood, neh?
Stranger: you live near tokyo?
Stranger: no san fransisco
You: tokyo... iie. no no.
You: okinawa desu
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i have to go
You: sorry, my english
Stranger: goodbye
Stranger: your english is good!
You: sayonara!
You: ^^
Stranger: bbye

[PoooBear]

My stranger was lame. :/

You: hi
Stranger: i have a enormous p___ and a tight v___
Stranger: whichj 1 u wanna f___
You: too you long enough to reply
Stranger: i can b anythin u want me 2 be
You: a panda?
Stranger: u wanna f____ a panda insted of me
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: jerk
You: pandas are pretty freakin cool dude
Stranger: jerk
Stranger: jerk
[sign off]

Then
I had a nice convo with another stranger

[daulism]

I keep telling people I'm 12, male and from Prague but they keep disconnecting........

[aoura.]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger:
do u like chinese people?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


o___o



Stranger: hay
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good good.
You: you?
Stranger: BAH
You: o__o
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so where are you?
You: here.
Stranger: us?
Stranger: africa
Stranger: poland
Stranger: france
You: no no no no
You have disconnected.


You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: yeah
Stranger: where r u from
You: here.
Stranger: I am from there


Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi X2
You: Hi X3
Stranger: Hi XLlama
You: Hi X You
Stranger: =o



Wierd, haha.

[Spicy_Noodles]

wow we had a chat about eggs

Stranger: Hi there.
You: hello
Stranger: What's on your mind?
You: eggs
Stranger: I'm intigued. Go on.
Stranger: Intrigued, even.
You: just because of eggs?
You: you dead?
Stranger: Sorry, finishing up at work.
Stranger: Well, what about eggs?
Stranger: It's an unusual thing to have on your mind.
You: they taste good
You: you dont like them?
Stranger: I like them.
You: we have something in common
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hello
You: Heyy heyy hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: internet world
Stranger: I want sex with a girl!
You: goodluck
You: finding a girl

[KiYORee]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: Claifornia
You: California*
Stranger: ok
You: you?
Stranger: china
You: Cool.
Stranger: in college
Stranger: ?
You: Umm...no I men that is very fastinating!
You: mean*
You: What is oyur name?
You: What is your name?
Stranger: Beata
Stranger: yours
Stranger: ?
You: Chami
You: Chanmi
You: What are your interests?
Stranger: interest
Stranger: many
You: Wat do you like to do?
Stranger: ball,Literature
Stranger: what about you
You: read, dance, sing
Stranger: ok
You: Do you enjoy music?
Stranger: what kind of style of music do you like
Stranger: y
You: I like Chinese, Korean, and Japanese music.
Stranger: Chinese music.
Stranger: classical?
You: um..yeah.
Stranger: for example?
You: Ummmm....Do you know S.H.E.?
Stranger: y
You: Because I want to know. and I like their music.
Stranger: you know them
You: yes
Stranger: which girle do you like best
You: ella
Stranger: a darling girle
Stranger: are you still in college ,
You: Do you know Vanness Wu?
You: no
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok
Stranger: jay
You: Do you like food?
Stranger: y
Stranger: very much
You: me too. What type of food do you like?
Stranger: Hot
Stranger: and you
You: sweet
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Dessert
Stranger: ?
You: yes. do you know who henry lau is?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but sorry i don't like him
Stranger: do you know tvxq
You: Yes!!!
You: Which one is your favorite TVXQ member?
Stranger: the ledder
You: Oh...I like Junsu
You: What is your favorite song from TVXQ?
Stranger: hug
You: My favorite song is Mirotic.
Stranger: what is the number of hours your time defference with China
Stranger: do you watch their concert
Stranger: ??
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where&time
You: Are you a big fan of them?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but my friends are
You: My sisters are big fans.
Stranger: and i also think them dood
Stranger: good
Stranger: what is the number of hours your time defference with China
You: I think..
Stranger: ?
You: 24
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


It was pretty boring...until she mentioned DBSK! She disconnected cause I was taking too long....I guessed but by the time I said 24...she was gone. I was having a goood conversation though.

[pinkpuffipillows]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
You: i have a nose
Stranger: fine and u?
Stranger: me 2
You: im fine
You: i have a leg
Stranger:
Stranger: i hav 2
You: yea yeah yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger:
You: sarangehaaaaaaaaaaa
You: y
Stranger: asl?
You: female/1.5/cat
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


totally scared them