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#451 User is offline   iced_ 

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Posted 30 April 2009 - 04:34 AM

This is so fun hehe cracks me up:)
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 04:24 PM

i cant believe i just went through 23 pages X] i had a very nice convo with this dude. i never got his name though X] sad he was nice. but our convo got diconnected tears.gif


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#453 User is offline   dudeilovefood 

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 04:57 PM

Okay, I'm trying it right now.
I'ma act so rude!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heyy
Stranger: hehy
Stranger: hey*
You: Whassaawwwp homie
You: UHHHHH
Stranger: you sound like a wannabe sunshine
You: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU LIVE, WHAT ADDRESS, WHAT GENDER, WHAT KIND OF HAIR, RACE, GRADES, SCHOOL?
You: DROP IT DOWN
Stranger: why, so u can rape my bubble gum?
You: maybe i am
You: smile.gif
You: howd you know
You: i feel like a fruit sometimes, ya know?
Stranger: you seem about 14, unsure of the fact if ur a kool-aid or not
You: faqa
You: faqs*
You: lllllllllllllmaooo maybe im 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next,
im acting innocent smile.gif

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello, my name is Stranger ! Your's You
You: hey stranger biggrin.gif
Stranger: I heard you liek mudkips
You: wtf i like mudpies, you got it all wrong
Stranger: Then, do me !
You: do what
You: LOL
You: HAHAHAHA
You: im such a loserrr
Stranger: Me
You: huh?
Stranger: Then, I'll poop on you
You: 2 girls one cupp
Stranger: And you'll say "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME"
You: wtf gett out loser

nexttt!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hola
Stranger: whats up
You: are you a girl or boy
Stranger: i am a boy
You: EW COOTIES

nexttt!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: are you a girl or boy
Stranger: girl
You: oohh
You: cool
Stranger: you?
You: me too smile.gif
Stranger: ah
You: ive been like annoying the &^* out of people
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 17
You: im not a pervert, LOL
You: ohh im younger
You: im 15
Stranger: cool
You: lol
You: mdkejwflerge4eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You have disconnected.

thast all :0

its kinda boring.
all you do is hi, bye or some dude says screw me.



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#454 User is offline   Mimsers 

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 06:58 PM

LOL. The first conversation I had was really boring and normal. Some guy from Britain O_O.
My second one was really strangee.
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Stranger: Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
You: Yes
Stranger: okay
Stranger: good
You: yes, it is
You: do you?
Stranger: You watch that way, I'll be in the teleporter
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O_O Yeahh.

This website is so interesting. XDDD

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 09:15 PM

Man, the thing about this site is that now it's sort of where I go whenever I'm bored. And in the past couple of days, I've met at least 4 people who I talked to for more than 2 hours, because they're so interesting. Sad though, that it's just over the internet. Like, I could be great friends with them if we knew each other in real life.

But there's also really boring people there too, and some creepy ones. I just disconnect until I get an interesting person.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 11:47 PM

For my first one, I got a really interesting person. We talked for a really long time! I'm sad that our conversation asploded (WTF does that mean!?) sad.gif
Anyways, I would post it up, but it's a little long lol. Our convo started off really random though.

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 07:31 PM

Stranger: Will u talk dirty to me until i c**... i have a massive e*******
You: =.=
You: lol
Stranger: sooo will u??
You: hahaha u like men too?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Damn, the number of pervs this site must have on. dry.gif

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One more:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: NOOOOOOO
You: WHYYYYY?!
Stranger: what?
You: WHY DID YOU SAY HI?
You: now i have to kill u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I scared him/her off. huh.gif
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 08:56 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi?
Stranger: from?
You: here(:
You: haha you ?
Stranger: u first
You: north carolina
Stranger: aust
You: austin texas ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: australia
You: its pretty late over here
Stranger: its morning here
You: yeahhh.
You: tis mah first time here.
You: why do you come here ?
Stranger: to chat
You: lol yeah..ditto..

ROFL. he was soooo boring !

QUOTE (dudeilovefood @ May 2 2009, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay, I'm trying it right now.
I'ma act so rude!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heyy
Stranger: hehy
Stranger: hey*
You: Whassaawwwp homie
You: UHHHHH
Stranger: you sound like a wannabe sunshine
You: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WHERE DO YOU LIVE, WHAT ADDRESS, WHAT GENDER, WHAT KIND OF HAIR, RACE, GRADES, SCHOOL?
You: DROP IT DOWN
Stranger: why, so u can rape my bubble gum?
You: maybe i am
You: smile.gif
You: howd you know
You: i feel like a fruit sometimes, ya know?
Stranger: you seem about 14, unsure of the fact if ur a kool-aid or not
You: faqa
You: faqs*
You: lllllllllllllmaooo maybe im 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Next,
im acting innocent smile.gif

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello, my name is Stranger ! Your's You
You: hey stranger biggrin.gif
Stranger: I heard you liek mudkips
You: wtf i like mudpies, you got it all wrong
Stranger: Then, do me !
You: do what
You: LOL
You: HAHAHAHA
You: im such a loserrr
Stranger: Me
You: huh?
Stranger: Then, I'll poop on you
You: 2 girls one cupp
Stranger: And you'll say "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME"
You: wtf gett out loser

nexttt!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hola
Stranger: whats up
You: are you a girl or boy
Stranger: i am a boy
You: EW COOTIES

nexttt!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: are you a girl or boy
Stranger: girl
You: oohh
You: cool
Stranger: you?
You: me too smile.gif
Stranger: ah
You: ive been like annoying the &^* out of people
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 17
You: im not a pervert, LOL
You: ohh im younger
You: im 15
Stranger: cool
You: lol
You: mdkejwflerge4eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You have disconnected.

thast all :0

its kinda boring.
all you do is hi, bye or some dude says screw me.

oh wow ROFL. you're funny biggrin.gif

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SUPPPPPP
Stranger: nothing
You: nothing?
You: no ceiling?'
You: no sky?
Stranger: im in the outer universe
You: interesting..
You: i get it ohmy.gif
Stranger: the internet connection is superb
You: i believe so too.
You: i guess.
You: omegle is soo weird.
You: there can be really weird ppl out here
You: DANG
You: 1822 users
You: these ppl have alot of time !
Stranger: well
Stranger: you and me are on this too
Stranger: i'm pretty damn normal
You: yawp yawp.
Stranger: i don't know about you
You: im doing this for a site.
Stranger: haha ;p
You: intentionally !
You: normal ppl get no fun in their lives.
You: agh, poor you.
Stranger: you're doing this for a site? meaning
You: MEANING, i'm intentionally being annoying
You: and so im posting it.
You: well, you wouldn't know.
You: you're probably too normal to understand.
You: i dont mean to be rude (:
Stranger: normality is a bit well hard
Stranger: to understand
You: not it's not.
You: i can be normal.
You: watch.
You: hi.
You: ummm....
You: see, catching my drift ?
You: okay
You: ill let you go talk with other more normal ppl (:


dang they're boring.xD

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 09:24 PM

You: HI
Stranger: Hello
You: how are you
You: are you good?
Stranger: Depressed
You: oh
You: why is that?
Stranger: Lots of stress the last two weeks of school
You: high school?
You: university?
Stranger: Broke up with boyfriend so I don't feel like I have a really close friend. No College
Stranger: HS was a breeze
You: ooh
You: so you're in college?
Stranger: Yeah
You: which college?
Stranger: UMR
You: is that in America?
Stranger: yeah
You: I go to the University of Waterloo in Canada
You: and its alrite
You: most of the time I don't ever feel like I have close friends either
Stranger: Then the friends I do have I doubt if they would care if I just never showed up anymore
You: i doubt that
You: you're probably just insecure from the break up
Stranger: Probably, I just can't get myself thinking any other way. It is very frustrating knowing your wrong but not being able to convince yourself to think that way
You: well the important thing is to call your friends out and take initiative
You: you don't want a vicious cycle of them not calling you and you not calling them and each thinking the other doesn't care
Stranger: I always visit them it is never the other way around.
You: well they're spending time with you either way, some people just don't like to make plans or since they know you do they let you make the plans
You: to get your mind off we should talk about something else
Stranger: What would you like to talk about?
You: tell me about what you're studying
Stranger: I am a Computer Engineer. I am just about finished with my second year.
You: A girl computer engineer
You: thats uncommon around here
You: I finished my first year or urban planning in april
You: of*
Stranger: I'm the only girl in one of my Comp E classes.
Stranger: Cool
You: haha its like that at waterloo to
You: you must be popular
Stranger: I have atleast two ex's here who still want to date me its annoying.
You: is that worse than if no one wants to date you?
Stranger: With one of they yeah it is.
Stranger: The one isn't so bad but one its stalkerish
Stranger: (is
You: haha
You: I can imagine that being creepy
You: most of my girl friends tell me about their stalkers
You: and they always are just regulary looking people
You: and some are even my friends
You: would have never guessed
Stranger: I probably never should have date him.
You: when my girlfriend and I broke up I had way too much pride to even talk to her again even when I still loved her
You: well you live life forward and you learn from it backwards
You: you might have always wondered what if if you didn't date him
Stranger: maybe. I was a rebound thing how that I look at it, but you are right.
Stranger: I just got to move on
You: so what are your plans?
Stranger: Well I am taking classes this Summer. Renting my first apartment with some friends.
Stranger: No long term plans yet
You: oh !
You: me too
You: next year i'm living off campus with friends for the first time
You: i always hoped to have friends like in the sitcom friends
Stranger: lol
You: haha its lame i know
You: one of my dreams is to have a surpirse birthday party
You: i really don't think i'll ever have one though
Stranger: yeah that would be cool
Stranger: I do surprises for my friends when I remember their b-day
You: you're a great friend haha
You: after going to university
You: it seems like i've lost all my friends
You: save for a couple
You: but what wa sstrange was
You: people that i barely talked to
You: became closer to me
You: i guess its kinda like when you move away everyone is trying to form new bonds
Stranger: lol I didn't have very many friends in HS, but one guy I never talked to then we talk a lot now.
You: same same
You: happened to me with a couple of people
You: kinda like now that everyones gone when u meet someone from a common ground as you you want to get closer to them
You: what kinda place are you renting out next year?
Stranger: 2 bedroom apartments
You: so how many friends?
Stranger: two side by side
Stranger: 6 friends
Stranger: well 5
Stranger: three per apartment
You: how much is it per month for you?
Stranger: about $160 for rent
Stranger: its 525 for one side and 425 for the other
You: wow seriously
You: my rend is about
You: rent*
You: 520 and thats not including electricity
Stranger: yeah, this doesn't include anything
Stranger: small place
Stranger: but that is high
Stranger: how much is school?
You: well in Canada the government covers it for us
You: and then we pay them back later
You: so I'm not exactly sure
You: its around
You: 10000 per year
You: excluding living expenses
You: and supplies and books
You: what about you?
Stranger: If you include everything it is $20,000 for two semesters here.
You: ahh i see
You: oh
You: so tell me about yourself
You: like your background and the likes
Stranger: Ever heard of Branson?
You: hmm I don't think so
You: tell me more
Stranger: Tourist town in Missouri
Stranger: Thats where I grew up
Stranger: 8 months of traffic, tourist, and more traffic. 2 Months of Christmas, then two months an empty city.
Stranger: I went to a HS just outside of town. I was on the math team
You: is it one of those small towns with a lot of heritage?
Stranger: Not really. The Simpsons put it best. It is like Las Vegas if run by Baptists.
You: HAHA
You: know I know Branson
You: I remember that episode haha
Stranger: lol
You: thats cool
You: it seems like an eventful place at least
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: Kind of fun. I worked all summer there when I was in HS.
Stranger: Hmm it is almost woot time.
You: well seems like an easy place to get a job too
You: woot time?
Stranger: woot.com is a site that has a new deal at midnight Central everyday.
You: oooh
You: its 1 am here haha
Stranger: huh they are selling a plant
You: what kinda plant?
Stranger: mini rose bush
Stranger: or a USB Missile Launcher...
Stranger: they have 4 deals a day
You: the usb missile launcher does sound interesting haha
You: is it a toy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nerf darts
You: haha
You: do you order these things online?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: http://sellout.woot.com/Default.aspx?WootS...ccfc83aa56317e0
You: woow that hp adapter thing sold out in 5 minutes
Stranger: no it was from yesterday
Stranger: they don't update that page too quickly
You: haha i'm quite materialistic
You: i love shopping
You: not even for the stuff
Stranger: lol
You: just getting things on sale
You: such a girl
You: what kinda girl are you|?
Stranger: short quiet cute and I like science and Math.
You: hmm
You: so are you one of those girls that attraact guys with her smarts and common interests in computers?
Stranger: yeah, or other common interest.
Stranger: s
Stranger: Politics
Stranger: I like cooking more though
You: what cuisines do u usually make?
Stranger: Italian I guess. Or Americanized Italian.
Stranger: I am still in the learning stage and like to try to make anything.
Stranger: chicken and mushrooms I do best
You: ahh
You: great to room with you then
You: i'm rooming with four other guys
You: although one guy is a great cook apparnetly
You: his parents own a resturant
You: and he actually cooks for them in the resturant
You: that has to say something
Stranger: 2 others are also great cooks
Stranger: out of my group of friends.
You: are u looking forwrad to it?
You: i live in an apartment too
You: and its like a student housing place
Stranger: yeah
You: so i hope i meet my neighbours
Stranger: Ours isn't specifically student housing
Stranger: but most will be students
Stranger: I will be excite because I can finally have a glass of wine with my dinner or after a really stressful week.
You: haha
You: why can't you do that now?
Stranger: Well I am 20 instead of 21, and it is harder to store something that you are not suppose to have when you don't have a lot of room.
You: haha
Stranger: There will be someone that is 21 living in our apartment.
You: we're legal here by the time w'ere 19
You: altho most people have fake ids by then
Stranger: We just get the people who are 21 to buy it here.
Stranger: give them money and they walk across the street to the gas station and get you something.
You: ooh well most people do it for entering clubs
Stranger: There are not really any clubs here.
You: oooh
You: I live in Toronto
You: the downtown is kinda like New York City
Stranger: ah
Stranger: never been in a city bigger than St. Louis
You: I think its the best city in Canada next to Vancouver
You: hmmm
You: well small towns are nice
You: and memorable
You: its a different feel I guess
You: altho I would definately want to live in a downtown metro area during my 20s
You: more things to do
Stranger: I should get to bed, I have class at 8am
You: haha yikes
You: i'm on summer break now
You: but yeah take care
You: and i hope everything gets better for you
Stranger: 2 more weeks.. thanks
You: if it makes you feel better everytime i think of Branson i'll think of you
You: good luck
Stranger: lol bye
You: byees


haha so long and its like a regular convo I have with people not very exciting
eat fresh.
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 09:51 PM

Stranger: The Game
You: you lose
(right after)
Stranger: You just lost it.
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: hhaahahahaa


i was like .... wteff at first, but yay i beat him at writing you lose. lmfao.
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 10:51 PM

Stranger: Hello my child, I am God. You may ask me three questions.
You: Uhh
You: When will the world end?
Stranger: The world will end in approximately 4 billion years when Sol (the sun as you know it) reaches the end of its stellar cycle and becomes a red nova. The shroud of superheated gas will extend beyond the orbit of the Earth and burn it to cinders.
You: 1 question down.
You: Which year of the 4 billion are we in right now?
Stranger: The sun, the earth, and the other planets of the solar system were formed approximately 4.2 billion years ago. The answer I gave you was not the total life span of the Earth and the sun, but the time left. The total lifespan is approximately 8 billion years.
You: Oh, it's nice to know we have some time left.
You: How long will I stay awake?
You: Considering that it is 11:07 PM right now.
Stranger: A common misconception among humans is that I govern their every action. I am not your puppet master, but I am your teacher. The hour and minute of your slumber is your own decision.
You: I see.
You: Do I still have 1 question left?
Stranger: I see no reason to stop you
Stranger: The three question limit is fairly arbitrary. People react better when they are under the impression that there is a limit.
You: I see.
You: What preventative measures does Omegle take to secure the privacy of its users?
Stranger: Would you really spend your encounter with god persuing such petty matters?
You: You spelled "pursuing" incorrectly.
You: Hmm...
Stranger: Erm... that was a test. You did well.
You: WIll the H1N1 influenza outbreak cause a global pandemic with a calibur of destruction equal to the 1918 flu pandemic?
Stranger: The H1N1 influenza outbreak is a minor thing that is being blown completely out of proportion by a media desperate for ratings in an era when most people get their news online.
You: Will the US economy get better?
Stranger: The US economy is stuck on a cycle of boom and bust caused by deregulation of industries. It is only natural that some busts are bigger than others.
You: I see.
You: Do you plan to destroy humans anytime soon?
Stranger: It is never part of my plans to destroy humans. No human, no matter how "evil" their actions may be, is completely lost to me.
You: Do you partake in any recreational activites?
Stranger: I always immerse myself in the culture of my children. Of course when I do I appear to be just another human. Over the ages I have developed preferences. I love hiking through forests and croquet.
You: Interesting; I've never played croquet before.
You: There are currently 1666 users online.
You: one-SIXSIXSIX.
You: ...
Stranger: The number of the beast is a fabrication of man. It is a veiled reference to Julius Ceasar, who enacted many anti-Christian policies.
You: Oh.
You: Where are you right now?
Stranger: I am in my office, in the celestial plane you know as Heaven.
You: Does day and night exist in Heaven?
Stranger: Some perceive it to be day time and some as night time, depending on which they prefer at the moment. Many of the things in Heaven are like this.
You: Hmm...
You: Does luck exist? Or do you govern the outcome of events?
Stranger: Luck does not exist, all outcomes are determined by the rules of probability and logic. I rarely intervene in the affairs of humans directly. The Existentialists described me as a watchmaker, who crafted reality and set events into motion, and watches over things as they progress. This is very close to the way I operate.
You: I see, I'm talking with another person via another tab. I think it's fun to multitask 2 chats.
Stranger: Multitasking is often very productive. As I am speaking with you, I am sustaning reality.
You: Do you know what Luelinks is?
Stranger: I am not familiar with that.
You: Do you think piracy is ethical?
Stranger: As with many things there are many side to the issue. It is true that it is stealing. However, when you purchase a CD or a DVD, an overwhelming amount of the money you pay goes not to the artists or actors or directors. Rather it goes to a corproation such as MGM or Columbia Records.
Stranger: Then you must consider the reasons for piracy. There are some people who download copies of media to sample it before buying it for themselves. Pirated media is often a very poor quality. If a person likes the media that they have pirated, they very well may purchase the actual media to take advantage of the higher quality that comes with the original copy.
Stranger: Also, there are people who will pirate things that they would never buy if they could not pirate. This action does not result in a loss for the record company or artists. It does however support other actions that do.
You: So should I pirate software or not?
Stranger: Software is a different issue. College students might need software to complete their school work, but are unable to afford it. I feel that if you have no other alternetive, it is permissable, but you should purchase a lisence as soon as you are able.
You: I need to use the bathroom, be right back.
You: Are you using a computer to talk to me right now?
Stranger: No, my concious is manipulating the stream of data entering the Omegle servers directly.
You: I see.
You: I see that you're also making more spelling errors.
You: Are you tired?
Stranger: I have no need for sleep, and my spelling errors are tests, we have covered this already. You excel at spotting errors. I promise you, this is the case.
You: Thank you. (If that was a compliment).
Stranger: You are weclome my child.
You: Would it be wise of me to leave this chat and finish typing my speech? That would leave you to enlighten other people and/or focus on sustaining reality. I have learned a great deal from you.
Stranger: It is sensible to hold your speech as a priority, however given that it is approaching midnight, it would seem that you have already let this priority slip a number of times.
You: Yes, I'm a victim of procrastination and laziness.
Stranger: As am I. Why do you think I pushed forward the design of Platypuses?
You: Uhh...
Stranger: Indeed. I shall leave you with this thought: does it matter if I was really God or not?
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Posted 04 May 2009 - 12:37 AM

Stranger: yo
You: wai
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#463 User is offline   b06 

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 01:33 PM

ahahah this site kills time

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello random stranger

Stranger: i have some important news
You: yes what is it
Stranger: remember how i told you i was pregnant?
You: yes
You: is the baby ok?
Stranger: well im pretty sure it's yours
You: damn how?
Stranger: i think grandma stapled the condoms
You: ahahahha grandma y???????
You: i have a confession
Stranger: she wanted some great grandkids
Stranger: and what is your confession
You: o i see
You: dont cry ok
Stranger: promise
You: kool
You: u cant get pregnat
You: pregnant
Stranger: then what is this in my stomach?
Stranger: is it a tumor!!??
You: o no
You: it's horrible
Stranger: worse!?
You: what is worse than that
Stranger: dead baby?
You: damn no.....let me finish confessing
Stranger: okay go on
You: you'll be cheating on me if u have a baby
Stranger: maybe i was abducted by aliens
Stranger: and i was impregnanted by them
You: maybe
Stranger: i saw it on discovery channel O_o
You: how? when? where?
You: where was i at?
Stranger: you were probably bowling with the boys again
You: ahahahaha u should
You: ve scram my name
You: scream my name
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: STRANGER!
You: say my name say my name
Stranger: when no one is around you
You: o wow
You: say baby i love u
Stranger: baby, i love you O_o
You: do u? [romise me
You: promise me
Stranger: xD yes
You: ok so u still having the kid?
Stranger: it's an alien!
Stranger: no way jose
You: ahhahahah y not, it's yours
Stranger: well i don't want it
Stranger: ish funna be uglay
You: it's alright it's part u
Stranger: hmm. well stranger, you were delightful to talk to


...sad thing is i never got to tell her i'm a woman myself....darn she assumed to much.
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#464 User is offline   skootova 

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 02:03 PM


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You: hey sexy
Stranger: EscapeTheFateFTW! :]
You: how you doin?
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Not bad, you?
You: i'm doin fine
You: asl?
Stranger: 15.f.uk you?
You: 35/alien/jupiter
You: i invented swine flu
Stranger: Lol. Big planet.
You: yeah
You: only 23562618989 aliens live there
Stranger: Thats creative.
You: of course
Stranger: I have an empire.
You: i'm the smartest alien there
You: oh really?
Stranger: Yes.
You: where is it located?
Stranger: Galafray lol
You: thats hot
You: like you
You: (;
You: wanna hook me up with yo digits?
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Are you really 35?
You: what do you think?
Stranger: Dude! no.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: I think no. But, idk
You: i see
You: well you should respect your elders pinkberry
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: We're the futer.
Stranger: future*
You: well thats lame
You: and uncreative
Stranger: Not really, in 40-50 years, your gonna be dead.
You: as are you
Stranger: Not really.
You: i'm planning to blow up the earth
Stranger: Lol.
You: in 40 years 2 days and 5 minutes
You: better start praying
Stranger: I'll be looking forward to it
Stranger: It's in my planner
Stranger: lol
You: i'll be sure to text you a minute before the dooms day
Stranger: thanks
You: of course sexy
Stranger: Don't call me that
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#465 User is offline   inconnu!* 

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 05:17 PM

I think my person hates me.




Stranger: Hi there
You: hii
Stranger: It's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V
You: V for vendetta?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: The reason that i am here; to remind you that it is individuals who always hold the power. The real power. Individuals like me and individuals like you.

You: oh
Stranger: Do you like dancing?

You: like xmen?
You: super powers?
You: can i be rogue?
You: shes pretty kick ass
You: and yes ilike dancing in the shower
Stranger: A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
You: do you boogy down
Stranger: to be rogue you must be girl
Stranger: are you female?
You: im a pikachu
You: does that have a se
You: gender
Stranger: i think pikachu is female
Stranger: Remember remember the 5th of November

You: what day is that
You: your bday?
Stranger: I am looking for Evey
You: im looking for food
Stranger: 5th of November is the date of revolution
Stranger: I, like god, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence Another world is possible and together we will create it
Stranger: can you join us?
You: how sexy are the aliens in your planet
You: ill think about it
Stranger: good enough
Stranger: but revolution is more important than girls
You: can they all do soulja boy
Stranger: focus on revolution
You: oyu said dance revolution
Stranger: Remember remember the 5th of November
You: soulja boy is a dance revolution
Stranger: i thought it was time we had a little talk.
are you sitting comfortably? good. then i'll begin.
right now, i imagine there are hundreds of soldiers rushing here to kill me because someone does not want us to talk.
they are afraid that i am going to say the things that are not supposed to be said. they are afraid that i am going to say the truth.
the truth is that there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? if you look about, you witness cruelty, injustice and despotism. but what do you do about it? what can you do?
you are but a single individual. how can you possible make any difference? individuals have no power in this modern world. that is what you've been taught because that is what they need you to believe. but it is not true.
You: so... we should all do soulja boy
You: to unite
You: and fight those soldiers
You: and boogy down
You: with them
You: woo!
Stranger: If you like dance there is no problem
Stranger: A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
Stranger: before leaving
Stranger: Remember remember the 5th of November



Then he left. LOL.
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#466 User is offline   ★-dreAM-☆ 

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 12:03 PM

whaat. LOL i didn't even try clicking it ;x
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Posted 05 May 2009 - 05:22 PM

I get wierd people. mellow.gif


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bi kulak da sende abi, anlat dinliorum
You: .........Hi. : D
Stranger: hi
You: what did that mean? o__O
Stranger: dont think about it
Stranger: not importannt
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Stranger: OMG
You: OMG OMGOMG WHAT
Stranger: OOOHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDDD
Stranger: I just realised
You: OH NO
You: YEAH?
Stranger: Obama is a sunshine


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You: Hi
Stranger: You will disconnect first.
You: No I won't.
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You: No I won't.
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You: AH
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You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: you stopped typing
You: lol yeah.
Stranger: WHY DID YOU STOP TYPING ?!!!
You: uh. sorry?
Stranger: YOU WERE TYPING SOMETHING !
You: Why are you still typing. ):
Stranger: AND YOU STOPPED !
Stranger: i'm just curious what you were typing
Stranger: please tell me
You: Probably nothing. LOL
Stranger: you were typing NOTHING ?!!
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU TYPE NOTHING ?
You: You can't?
Stranger: nobody loves me.
You: o_o sorry. ):
Stranger: why are you sorry ?
You: cause you said no one loves you.
Stranger: thats my problem ?
Stranger: mini cooper
Stranger: YOU'RE DAVID !!
Stranger: david ?
Stranger: are you there ?

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#468 User is offline   amydien 

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 05:34 PM

^lol! that last conversation was funny laugh.gif
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Posted 05 May 2009 - 09:10 PM

The person I was talking to was urr....


Stranger: you liek meth??
You: nopee
You: just boredd..
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc...player_embedded
Stranger: check out my youtube
You: what is that?
You: okay
Stranger: http://wowomg.com
You: tongue.gif
Stranger: go there too for more of my vids!!!
You: okay
You: so you like singing?
Stranger: yeah!!
Stranger: was I good!
You: urr...
You: I think you could improve on your pitch
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: that's definitely my one weak spot!
Stranger: did you go to http://wowomg.com
Stranger: did you go!!!
You: no
Stranger: did you liek it?
You: no
You: it's for creepers
Stranger: why?
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: it's my home page, and no
You: you're homepage is bad ads
You: just to tell you
Stranger: noooooooooooo
Stranger: did someone spam me?
You: I don't know
Stranger: I think I was hacked
Stranger: how bad was it?
You: I just saw it and I was like whoaa
Stranger: what happened??
You: I quickly closed it before my dad saw it
You: it was PORN!
Stranger: noooooooooo!!!
Stranger: fruggin' spammers!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!
Stranger: GAWD!
You: yeeppp
Stranger: I need to make another video
You: have fun
Stranger: about damn spammers!!!
Stranger: I can talk about you
Stranger: what's your name
You: that's why twitter and livejournal is cooler
You: my name is Mina
Stranger: where do you live? just the city PS
You: I live in the Earth
You: Are you korean?
You: Koreans are soo awesome
Stranger: what?
You: DBSK! BIG BANG! SS501
Stranger: no
Stranger: I am Tawainese / Indian / Lebanese
You: whoaa!
Stranger: I am really good looking right!!1
Stranger: mom says the disney channel will come and take me away to the show!
You: hahah!
You: I look cool too
Stranger: it's sooo true right!!!
Stranger: really?
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#470 User is offline   Yoyo 

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 09:21 PM

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Stranger: hi
You: hola
Stranger: how are u
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: uhm. i'm good, and you ?
Stranger: iam fine
Stranger: whts ur asl?
You: asl ?
Stranger: 20 m ny
Stranger: u
You: 30, f, canada.
Stranger: yea kool
Stranger: so whts on ur mind
You: mmm, i need a boyfriend, gosh i'm already 30 and i'm not even married yet.
You: sighs.
Stranger: awww
Stranger: *hug*
Stranger: i date u babe
You: really? i dont dig online relationships though .
Stranger: yea its ok
Stranger: would u date a younger man
You: nah, they're complete jerks.
You: they only see older women as money givers.
You: we're like their mothers.
You: they come for money
You: bang and leave.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: well ive dated older women
Stranger: i dont look for money
You: how much older ?
Stranger: 5 or 7 year older
You: ohs.
You: your pretty young, 20. why don't you date somebody your own age ?
Stranger: ive
Stranger: its just happen
Stranger: it only been with 3
Stranger: that were older
Stranger: its just happen
Stranger: wasnt long though
You: oh, your the type that " bangs " " plays " then " leaves "
Stranger: no
Stranger: its them
Stranger: theres bangs and plays
Stranger: but they ended it




he got boring, and i left. LMFAO being 30 for five minutes was fun .


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