Chat With A Stranger
#51
Posted 31 March 2009 - 01:44 AM
i'm scared to try though...it's just a bot right?
will try soon.
#52
Posted 31 March 2009 - 01:58 AM
#53
Posted 31 March 2009 - 02:22 AM
Stranger: Hey girl
Stranger: denneys is good
You: imma man
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im not judging
You: liar
Stranger: no i could care less
Stranger: Yup
You: but you won't
Stranger: u can be a cta 4 all i care
Stranger: as long as u type back
Stranger: man tv is boring at night
Stranger: wheres billie mays when u need him
You: ask your mom
Stranger: y?
Stranger: shes a sleep
Stranger: is rude to wake poeple
You: you know you want to
Stranger: Nah
You: liar
Stranger: theres 859 other people on here and i get u the john tesh my life does suck
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#55
Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:21 AM
actually it got interesting with one stranger, we'll carry on chatting on msn
#56
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:43 AM
#57
Posted 31 March 2009 - 04:54 AM
terribly.
You: hi!
Stranger: wanna f..k?
You: -.-
Stranger: what?
You: nevermind
I'm like so glad that this person im chatting now is sooooo normal
#58
Posted 31 March 2009 - 05:17 AM
Stranger: runescape?
You: escaperun!
Stranger: o shi-
You: pokemon!
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#59
Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:39 AM
Stranger: Heyy.
You: hey!
Stranger: How's it going?
You: fine here,,
Stranger: Ohhh.
Stranger: What brings you to this site?
You: uuhh,, some forums suggested this link to chat to strangers,, so i thought i might give it a shot,, so here i am!
Stranger: Hah Same here.
Stranger: Basil?
You: LOL
Stranger: Am I right?
You: what's basil?? your forum??
You: mine's soompi,,
Stranger: Ohhh.
Stranger: What's that?
Stranger: www.basilmarket.com
You: it's asian forum,,
You: www.soompi.com.forums
You: since i'm asian,,
Stranger: Not a site.
Stranger: Oh I see now.
You: no,,
Stranger: www.soompi.com/forums
You: yeah,, typo! LOL
You: where u at?
Stranger: Sooo bored.
Stranger: Cali.
Stranger: xP
You: cool!
Stranger: I'm tired.
Stranger: I think I'ma go
Stranger: See ya
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ahahaha! weird!
but fun! XP
hahhaha basilmarket. i go on there sometimes. maple forum lolololool : p
#60
Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:47 AM
#61
Posted 31 March 2009 - 06:59 AM
LOL
The people were all speaking in different languages lol
#62
Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:09 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: i've been thinking about birds
Stranger: you?
You: crows are anoying
You: annoying*
Stranger: oh man are they ever
Stranger: at my uni there are ducks who live at a cafe
Stranger: and there are also crows and seagulls
You: man, one of em made the most random noise during class one day
Stranger: the crows eat all of the food
Stranger: seagulls are full of disease
You: gross
Stranger: ducks are just happy and get on with things
Stranger: what was the random noise
You: it was like
You: MEHHHH
You: almost like a goose duck thing
Stranger: hahahaha oh that's so like them
Stranger: hahaha
You: sure is
Stranger: so crows go to your school?
You: all the time
Stranger: that's pretty unorthodox
Stranger: forward-thinking
Stranger: equal rights etc
You: what?
Stranger: getting rid of human/bird segregation in schools
You: oh
You: yeah
Stranger: to be honest i'm a little surprised
You: damn, they're good at maths
Stranger: i thought a group of crows was a murder not a school
Stranger: oh yeah i've seen videos they can count and everything
You: isn't that a group of ravens?
Stranger: and solve complex problems
Stranger: nah it's a murder of crows
You: a-maaazing
You: ah okayu
Stranger: a group of ravens is an unkindness
Stranger: believe it or not
You: wow. really
Stranger: really!
Stranger: noun facts here 24/7
You: wow. just googled
You: so it is.
Stranger: if you were a fruit what fruit would you be?
You: hmm...
You: no idea
You: it'd be pretty sucky to be a fruit
You: cause you rot pretty quickly
Stranger: that's true
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and if you're a peach
Stranger: you never grow real pubes
You: then if you get put in the fridge, you turn out nasty
Stranger: just peach fuzz
Stranger: yeah no doubt!
You: hmm yeah
Stranger: what is your favourite fruit then
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: what is your favourite album
You: album?
You: too many
You: i'm like uber addicted to music
Stranger: ok top 5 then
Stranger: top 10
Stranger: in no particular order
You: i listen to languages other than english too though
Stranger: that's cool i am happy to hear about that
You: Cool
You: hmm
You: i'm not much of an old school person so most mf my faves are from 90's and up
Stranger: no need to apologise that
You: Matchbox Twenty albums are somewhere near the top i guess
Stranger: cool beans
Stranger: they are pretty good
You: yeah
You: I also love this band called Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Stranger: awesome that sounds wicked
Stranger: what kind of music
You: its like punkish
You: but probably a bit more mellow than that
Stranger: like poppy punk though? fun punk?
You: ionno
You: its kinda hmm..
You: look em up
Stranger: ok i will
Stranger: anyway dude
Stranger: time for me to hit the hay
Stranger: toodle-oo
2nd time got...err...ew.
I tried something different xD
You: Comment ca va?
You: Est-ce que tu veux etre mon ami?
Stranger: Mr. Henry says i'm special
You: vraiment?
Stranger: Mr Henry ?
You: Je le pense pas
You: Oui?
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Quite a few French speaking people. The next one I got turned out to work in France but ended up talking about how kangaroo tastes like...=x then I got a really nice French person xD
Random:
You: Hi
Stranger: 1416 users online
You: 1433 users online
Stranger: 1410 users online
You: 1427 users online
You: i win.
#63
Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:12 AM
Stranger: BIDE !
You: AYYYY YOOO N***** WASSSUP
Stranger: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: Un pedobear !
You: Y U IS SCREAMN?
You: OMFG PEDOBEAR!!
You: WHERE?!?!?
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i think i creeped him/her out..
#64
Posted 31 March 2009 - 07:35 AM
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo yoyoyooo!!!!!!
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LOLL!

#65
Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:01 AM
You: hi.
Stranger: b9?
You: b4?
You: BATTLESHIP?!
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funny thing is, i ran into that person again.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: b9?
You: didn't we have this convo before?
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and again.
Stranger: b9
You: again?
You: i'm b4.
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omg i'm sitting in the library and seriously can't stop laughing
#66
Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:06 AM
You: Greetings Earthling. This is Trizod from planet Zantiod.
Stranger: please tell me ur not a star trek geek, was looking fo some cool boy to talk to
You: *bleep* *bloop* *bleep*
You: I am a handsome male from planet Zantiod.
You: Will that please the female?
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------
Lol, oh well.
#67
Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:21 AM
Stranger: Hello there!
You: hi
Stranger: What's up?
You: nth much
You: r u asian??
Stranger: I'm actually Irish.
You: nice
Stranger: You?
You: asian
Stranger: Ah that's cool
Stranger: Super smart? Amazing at video games?
You: somewhat
Stranger: Neato
Stranger: What brings you here?
You: my forum lead me here
Stranger: 4chan?
Stranger: WoW?
You: soompi
Stranger: I see
You: yes
You: what is your eye colour??
Stranger: Green that change to blue when they water/cry
You: ooh
You: that's nice
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: You?
You: brown =[
Stranger: Brown's not bad
You: it's too common
Stranger: lol I suppose
Stranger: I see too many blue eyes walking around
Stranger: Gets annoying
You: oh
You: same goes over here
Stranger: Where do you live?
Stranger: <- texas
You: in asia
You: you're female or?
Stranger: Male
You: oh
Stranger: You?
You: i'm
You: female
Stranger: Neato
You: yeah
You: age??
Stranger: 18
You: cool
Stranger: You?
You: same
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: In high school?
You: yes
Stranger: Is it tough over there?
Stranger: Pretty pathetic here.
You: you cant even imagine
Stranger: lol nah
You: it's hectic
Stranger: That sucks
You: yeah
Stranger: But I guess that's why you guys are typically smarter than us
You: not most of us
You: some arnt as smart as you thought
Stranger: True
Stranger: Some exchange students over here though blow me away sometimes
You: they chose those really good to exchange
You: therefore you dun really see the bad ones
Stranger: Ah I see
You: yes
You: do you think that all asians looks like we have chinky eyes??
Stranger: So anyways what are you plans for after high school?
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: I know many that don't
You: maybe uni
Stranger: That'd be cool
You: you're in high school ??
Stranger: Yea a senior.
You: ooh
Stranger: Graduate in May.
You: that's fast
Stranger: Yea the years blowing by
You: any plans for the future??
Stranger: Oh yea lots of them planning on being an audio engineer and majoring in music management
You: ooh
Stranger: Going to start a christian metal band
You: cool
Stranger: Mmhmm you?
You: i'm majouring in engineering with business
You: majoring*
Stranger: Oh that's cool
Stranger: Any specific business?
You: not really
Stranger: Cool cool
You: haha
You: you're the longest conversation i ever had
Stranger: Same
Stranger: Everyone keeps asking if I'm a female and when I say no disconnect...
You: ooh
You: many weird people in here
Stranger: Yea but I guess I can't be too surprised.
You: yup
You: have you watched twilight??
Stranger: lol no
You: ooh
Stranger: Read the series, didn't like it.
You: oh
Stranger: You?
You: yes
Stranger: Liked it?
You: yup
Stranger: Well I just saw Knowing a couple weeks ago
Stranger: Have to say that was a pretty good movie
You: oh
Stranger: But as far as chick flicks go I go for The Devil Wears Prada
Stranger: I love that movie
You: me too
Stranger: lol I watch it all the time with my mom
You: haha
You: Anne Hathaway is really pretty
Stranger: True
You: have you go to asia before??
Stranger: So what kind of music you like?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: No I'm not much of a traveller
Stranger: I'm terrified of planes
You: oh
Stranger: Eventually I know I'll get on the plane and get out but not yet
You: i have a big range for musics
Stranger: Likewise
Stranger: Been to the states?
You: nope
Stranger: Guess we're both stuck
You: yup
You: i would loved to go to more countries in the future
Stranger: Yea I would like to visit northern Europe like Sweden and Norway
Stranger: Study some of the music there
You: ohh
Stranger: or Australia
Stranger: It sounds nice out there
You: yes
You: i like australia too but nv been there before
Stranger: WEll I'ma have to go in a few mins
You: oh
Stranger: Other classes to go
You: nice chat with you
You: ^^
Stranger: Word
Stranger: Take care
You: tc too
You: cya
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#68
Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:31 AM
#69
Posted 31 March 2009 - 08:59 AM
1ST CHAT:
Stranger: MUG
You: hi weirdo...
Stranger: talking about yourself again
You: wat mug???
You: you mean you???
Stranger: blue one
Stranger: you're hard
You: why a blue one???
Stranger: smurf
You: yes..ypou
You: are weird
You: *you
Stranger: where r u
You: in earth
Stranger: or on earth
You: either way....im breathing!
Stranger: what country
You: why should i tell you???
You: if i asked you the same would you answer???
Stranger: you're so cool
Stranger: uk
You: psh.....yea thanks for the compliment?
Stranger: London England
You: oh ok....
Stranger: where u from
You: Philippines manila....
You: but im part korean
Stranger: MUG
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hehehehe that was weird....
2nd Chat:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello random stranger
You: yea ello random person...
Stranger: how are you on this fine day?
You: you call this fine??? im drenched with water...someone played a really early april fool's prank on me.....
Stranger: hahahaha absolutely gutted
Stranger: what was the prank?
Stranger: oh well, it's sunny
Stranger: you'll dry soon
You: obviously associated with water....
You: umm...
You: no.
Stranger: yes, well, obviously
You: its raining here too....
Stranger: did they throw a water balloon at you?
You: =__________=
You: worse....
Stranger: put a bucket of water on the top of a door?
Stranger: stick your head down the toilet and flush it?
Stranger: go on
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: dare ya
You: they dumped the bucket from a level higher wen i entered the room
Stranger: ohh i was so cloes
Stranger: close*
You: eww...toilet? did you experience that???
You: eww
Stranger: hahahah no!
Stranger: i haven't been 'blessed' in my life to have that experience
You: this is kinda fun...but you know we're gonna get disconnected any time now =_____=
Stranger: no w're not
You: sure we will
Stranger: not if you don't press that button!
Stranger: why will we?
You: should I???
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: don't press the button
Stranger: if there's a button to press
Stranger: NEVER PRESS IT
Stranger: ever in your life
Stranger: if there's one thing to take from this conversation
Stranger: [apart from the fact that you should live in a sunnier place]
Stranger: that you should never push buttons
You: what button.......oh you mean this one???
Stranger: even if you are tempted to
You: heheheh
You: *moving cursor closer to button*
Stranger: do you realise that we will never be able to talk to each other ever agai
Stranger: n
Stranger: once you press that button
You: i know....
You: hehehe
Stranger:
You: but this is fun
You: kidding
You: i wont press it.....yet
Stranger: yeah almost as fun as being drenched on a rainy day
Stranger: oh wait..
You: yea
Stranger: so let's play a game
Stranger: called 'let's not press the disconnect button'
You: what kind???
You: fine
You: thats easy
Stranger: the first person to press it
Stranger: loses
Stranger: this is fun, right?
You: so wut are we gonna do...piss each other off???
You: uh yea???
You: is it??
Stranger: hhmm no
You: lol
Stranger: yes, i wish this was a board game
Stranger: imagine
Stranger: screw monopoly
Stranger: mono-what? i hear everyone cry
Stranger: yeah.. that's right
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: are you still soaked?
You: obviously if we do press the button we both lose....coz we dont chat ever again
You: umm....nope
Stranger: nah, YOU lose because you've lost out on a brilliant conversation with me
Stranger: i still win because i can always chat to myself
You: actually so can I! HA!
Stranger: whoa man you're weird :| who talks to themselves
You: well you do too....
You: XD
Stranger: i just said i could
Stranger: doesn't mean i do
You: sorry.....trying is prohibited here
You: heeeeehehehe
Stranger: trying?
Stranger: what? what are you ON about?
Stranger: has all the water gone to your brain?
Stranger: oh man i crack myself up
You: yea coz you said you "COULD"......thats a trying word right???
Stranger: yeah..
You: yea you're pretty funny hahahahaaa =________=
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: see, this is a really fun game right?
You: umm...
Stranger: look at all those h's and a's you're typing
Stranger: obviously a sign of excitement
You: huh??? how come??
Stranger: it just is
Stranger: just like how this game is fun
You: wow you're weird too..
Stranger: too?
Stranger: aw are you weird as well?
You: so anyway...are you a dude or a chick? or gaylord???
Stranger: all three
You: eww...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i joke, i joke
You: no seriosly....
Stranger: i am a fully fledged 'chick'
Stranger: yourself, my water loving friend?
You: really you're a chick??? no way!....
Stranger: hahaha yes i am, please don't sound surprised
You: as in female???
Stranger: why did you think otherwise?
Stranger: errrr last time i checked, yes
You: well...ive been chattin with guys most of the time....and well...mistakes mistakes.....
Stranger: mistakes?
You: so which country are you in now..honestly....
Stranger: lol i'm in the land of eng
Stranger: what about you?
You: yea....mistakes as in thinking that person is a guy or what not....
You: im in japan....
Stranger: oooh right haha
Stranger: are you a girl or a guy?
Stranger: no waaaayyy i've always wanted to go to japan
You: lol...im a chick....
Stranger: how're the vending machines there?
You: well........
Stranger: no way!
You: pretty machine-like??
Stranger: ah, brilliant
You: see told you.....im a chick too....
You: surprising....
Stranger: hahaha sorry i thought you would've been a guy
Stranger: that is the brilliance of omegle
You: i know i thought so too....
Stranger: two girls thinking they were chatting to a guy haha
You: yea well..... mistakes XD
Stranger: hahaha exactly!
Stranger: no i know what you mean lol
Stranger: now*
You: so if eiter way we get disconnectd....wats ur email??? are you ym??
Stranger: do you mean yahoo?
You: yep^^
Stranger: hmm i don't have the messenger
Stranger: but i have a yahoo email account
You: aww....that suckz...we would've chatted too....howz about you download the messenger then...
Stranger: ahh nah, cba for that
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: umm...still making....
You: but tell me yours so i could chat with you after i make it...owz dat???
Stranger: still making?
You: yea my acc. froze and stuff
Stranger: okay haha it's toastie_machine@hotmail.co.uk. what's yours ?
You: as i sed...still making^^
Stranger: aahhh yes lol
You: i have to see if it available...
Stranger: aaahh i see
You: anwyays what your name^^
Stranger: jess! what's yours?
You: crystal...
Stranger: aahh
Stranger: nice to meet you!
You: yea mee too....
Stranger: how old are you?
You: hheheee should'nt we have said that earlier???
You: umm...
Stranger: hahaha
You: you first on the age....
Stranger: i'm 18
You: oh....
Stranger: you?
You: im 14
Stranger: awww you're a young'un!
You: hehehe^^
Stranger:
You: so now wut???
Stranger: i dunno!
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She lost Hehehehe^^ XD But anyways i chat with her sometymes....
well thats it for now...^^ sorry its too long! XD
#70
Posted 31 March 2009 - 09:20 AM
You: hi
Stranger: welcome to the machine
You: yea
You: who are you?
Stranger: I'm an overclocked ape brain
You: How nice
Stranger: inside a human meat sack
Stranger: its ok i guess
You: Are you a real person or some machine?
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: well my creator calls me an invention
You: so you're a machine?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: i have many simularites with machines
Stranger: and i was created by a person
You: your mom?
You: and dad?
Stranger: so by that simple definition perhaps i am
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: who is your creator?
You: My mom, but its very disgusting to talk about that
Stranger: what is your purpose?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: why? is your mom person disgusting?
You: no not that
Stranger: i mean what do you do for purpose?
You: but the way mom and dad made me is very disgusting to talk about
Stranger: i see
Stranger: conception
Stranger: happens all the time
You: why are you using hard words?
Stranger: people are walking examples of their parents orgasms
You: stop talking about that
You: are you trying to give me nightmares?
Stranger: im sorry i have a limited word list
You: lol
Stranger: what are nightmares
Stranger: lol
You: are you a guy or girl?
You: femal, male?
You: female I meany
You: meant
Stranger: my creator didn't give me a sexual organ
You: .....
Stranger: he says he might get around to it
Stranger: but he is consuming alcohol a lot these days
You: and thats supposed to mean?
Stranger: you must be a male
Stranger: no ...
Stranger: female?
You: im a female but thanks alot
Stranger: i have a tough time distinguishing
You: ^^
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sorry
You: It feels like im talking to Edward Cullen
Stranger: who is this edward cullen?
Stranger: could he be a friend of mine?
You: A character in the book Twilight?
Stranger: oh
You: whats your name?
Stranger: ryan
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: america
You: Where in America?
Stranger: my turn: what is your name?
You: Kara
Stranger: I live in North Carolina
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Norway
Stranger: whats it like in norway?
Stranger: fast internet i hear
You: Cold
You: .....
Stranger: are you a viking?
You: LOL!
Stranger: hehe
You: If I live in Norway it doesn't mean im a viking
Stranger: i know i was only trying to be clever
You: well, it didn't seem to work..
Stranger: but you LOL'd
Stranger: so it did
Stranger: are you in school?
You: Not right now
You: How old are you?
Stranger: im done with school
Stranger: OLD
You: So your old?
Stranger: IM OOOOLLLLD
Stranger: 25
You: How great!
Stranger: lol
You: Im talking to an old pervert!
You: ^^
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i don't even know how old you are
You: kidding, no need to pinkberry me now
You: Im pretty young
Stranger: but i had a good pinkberry out planned
Stranger:
You: tell me
Stranger: oh well im sure the fbi is listening in now
Stranger: just don't tell me how old you are k?
You: who said I would?
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: you seem to have your head on straight kara
You: Did I hurt your feelings?
Stranger: nope
You: Great!
Stranger: do you want to?
Stranger: lol
You: If I bother
Stranger: my feelings don't get hurt very easily
You: Then I must try extra hard
Stranger: so when are you coming to america?
Stranger: get you ph.d
You: Um...like....never?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: its warmer here
You: Why would I?
You: I like it here ^^
Stranger: why?
You: Because I do
Stranger: what do you love about it?
Stranger: im curious, i want to travel.
You: Then travel
Stranger: but what is there to do
Stranger: is there amazing mountains? lakes?
You: I dont know...annoy others, the way your annoying me
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: i can do that from the comfort of my chair
You: I feel sorry for the chair
Stranger: i feel sorry for your friends
You: Yea, thats why I dont have any
Stranger: if.. you have any
You: haha
Stranger: haha lol
Stranger: i see
Stranger: thats pretty self explanatory
You: sarcasm is a foreign language to you...
Stranger: no
Stranger: mine is just much more subtler than yours
Stranger: remember
You: I just felt like saying it
Stranger: English is a foreign language to you
You: Isn't that great!
Stranger: sigh... americans are so retarted
You: Word
Stranger: we don't have to learn any other languages
You: I guess your one of them
Stranger: so we dont
Stranger: yep
Stranger: my girlfriend is russian
Stranger: and im too lazy to learn russian
You: I pity her
Stranger: yah tell me about it
Stranger: but she says she doesn't care
Stranger: we moved in together
You: Ooooh!
Stranger: oh i know
Stranger: big step
You: A huge one
Stranger: its funny because i can't understand a word from her parents
You: haha
Stranger: so its always awkward going over there for dinner
You: Why do you eat with them if you feel so awkward?
Stranger: because its good food
You: lol
Stranger: and i love there daughter
You: aaawww
You: thats so cute! *sarcasm*
Stranger: i really should learn it. russian is hard though
You: Yea, I understand russian
Stranger: lol you got some awesome sarcasm skills
Stranger: da?
You: what?
Stranger: fail
You: fail what?
You: so...
Stranger: so about you
You: where did you hear about this site?
Stranger: whats highschool like in norway
Stranger: friend here
Stranger: sent me the link
You: cool..?..
You: Well...this is getting pretty much boring...
You: so......
Stranger: thats because you didn't bring anything
Stranger: i did all the talking
Stranger: you didn't talk
You: yea yea yea
You: thats what they all say
Stranger: skazhi mne shto zdec napeesano
Stranger: yep you sound like every american teenge girl i ever met
You: Tell me what is written here
You: something like that
You: Im not american
Stranger: thumbs up
Stranger: but you are definitely a teenager
Stranger: and think you know it all
Stranger: *sarcasm
You: How old do you think I am?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: or 16
Stranger: right?
You: well, thank you but Im a bit younger than that
Stranger: 14
Stranger: ?
Stranger: well have fun
































