[melonaa]

Stranger: Hello we've been seeing everything you've been doing in the past couple months and we see that you've been talking to 6-9 year olds on the internet. So you're under arrest for sexal abbuse. Hello, this is Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat right there
You: ok.
Stranger: Your mom is also a lesbian.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL. that was random xD

[kat_era]

You: babe?
You: are you there?
You: please talk to me i know i screwed up
Stranger: darling!
You: but we can fix this
You: oh your talking to me
Stranger: what are you doing here?
You: thank god
You: i'm trying to make up for what i did
Stranger: sigh* i don't really want to talk ..
You: i'm sorry, i was drunk... and it just sorta happed
You: then listen
Stranger: i don't want to hear any of your excuses, really..
You: just listen.
Stranger: you have said way too much..
You: take me back
Stranger: its breaking us.. apart. .again.
You: i'll do what ever. just take me back
You: no. no.
You: we can get through this
You: it will make our relationship stronger
Stranger: you always say we can but you end up going to the other side
Stranger: if you do love me; please leave me..
Stranger: i'm sorry..
You: i wont ever cheat on you with your sister again
You: i understand.
You: i will go....
Stranger: thank you for understanding me.
You: *exits stage* cut scene 1


turns out she is a fellow soompier!!

[des monstres]

You: beep beep boop
You: ~('3')~
Stranger: boop beep beep
You: hi.
Stranger: i am throwing a chicken at you right now
You: :> i see you speak robot
You: D: i'm allergic
Stranger: to chicken!
Stranger: what will it do to you
You: nothing
You: i'd die without chicken
You: i love chicken. with a glass of coke. mm.
Stranger: fried chicken?
You: uhmmm yesssssss.
You: has to be dark meat though.
Stranger: i love fried chicken
You: can't be white meat. it's too dryyyy~
Stranger: i'm black so i love dark meat too
You: i'm asian. : D
Stranger: i'm black
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you like ranch
You: with your chicken
Stranger: i love ranch
You: me too
Stranger: mini cooper son!
Stranger: all about the ranch my hello kitty
You: let's have a party with chicken
You: hahahah
Stranger: lets
You: i'll bring the ranch
Stranger: i'll bring the fried chicken cause I'm black
Stranger: SICK
You: oh mini cooper. it all works out.
Stranger: i love meat
Stranger: what?
Stranger: om NOM NOM
You: i beat pinkberryes up.
Stranger: i can shoot john teshin lazer beams out of my freakin forhead
Stranger: can you!?!?!
You: i can do better.
Stranger: top it
You: i can shoot them out of my vag jayjay.
You: and then transform into a robot.
Stranger: awesome...
You: i'm top dog.
Stranger: thats sweet dude.
Stranger: i john teshin killed someone with my lazer beam
You: did you?
Stranger: to get chicken
Stranger: he cut me off in line at popeyes
You: was it some kind of mission to get some chicken
You: oh mini cooper
You: that's serious.
Stranger: but then those john teshers ran out of chicken
You: you know
You: i feel like they always run out of chicken
Stranger: and i was like... THESE MOTHA john teshAS!
You: "can i get some chicken?"
"naw. but we got some shrimp and catfish."
Stranger: so then i killed a couple more people with my lazer beam
You: "what about some buscuits?"
"we ain't go those either."
Stranger: KFC is just gay
Stranger: what the john tesh is up with this grilled bull mini cooper
You: i like their mashed potatoes
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and their meat gravy?
You: ughhh meat
Stranger: but being black. it gives me heart burn really quick
You: work it off, man.
Stranger: as long as they have kool aid to put those flames out
You: popeyes doesn't have kool aid?~
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: they told me its racist... i was like john tesh YOU
Stranger: i'm black!
You: do you just pack it yourself
Stranger: give me some john teshin koolaid
Stranger: they said no, so i shot them with my lazer
You: they had it coming.
Stranger: yea...
Stranger: john teshin bizzatches
Stranger: oh wells
Stranger: peace my hello kitty


~


You: HAY GURL HAY!!!!!111
Stranger: GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: mini cooper GRL, IT HAS BEEN 4EVA
You: HOWS DA LITTLE BABY BOY DOIN IN UR STOMACH
Stranger: KICKIN LIKE HIS DADDY
You: WHY HAVENT U BEN CALLIN ME L8LY?????
Stranger: BEEN IN THE PENN
You: OH mini cooper GIRL. HE GUNA BE HELLA HANDUSMM!!!!
You: WHATCHU BEEN IN THUR 4???
Stranger: GOT SLAP THAT LITTLE NIGLET
You: U ROB A BANK OR SUMTIN????
Stranger: HOIN' AND DA ROCK
Stranger: JUST CAN'T QUIT DA ROCK
You: OH GURL
You: I THOUGHT WE DID DAT INTURVENTION JUS 4 U
You: WHY IT AINT WORK???
You: WE BE ON MTV TOO AND ERRTHANG
Stranger: CAUSE hello kittyZ BE GIVIN ME CRACK FOR MY COOCHIE AND I JUST CANT SEY NO
You: HOWS UR BABY DADDY DOIN?? I HEARD HE BE MAKIN BBBBBBANK ON DA STRETS
You: OH GURL. I FEEL YA, I FEEL YA.
Stranger: Do you like mudkipz?
You: GURL, U KNO I LYK DEM MUDKIPZ
You: DEY BE TASTY LYK SHHHIIIIET!!111
Stranger: I JUST WAS IN DIDDY'S NEW VIDEO
You: WERE U POPPIN UR THANG IN DA BACKGROUND???


~


You: heyooo~
Stranger: How long have you been a homosexual?
You: oh god, mom.
You: i was gonna tell you.
You: i was so afraid of coming out of the closet.
Stranger: I am very disappointed.
You: will you still accept me as your son.
Stranger: Yes, You take after your father
Stranger: Are you using protection?
You: what?! my father was a homosexual?
You: no.
You: i got a boy pregnant.
Stranger: Oh, I'm a grandma?!
You: is that the real reason he left?
You: congratulations!
Stranger: I love you, Son.
You: i love you too, mom.
Stranger: I must go shave my armpits now, See you at dinner.

[des monstres]

double post. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Kathee<3]

ahaha this is so funny xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, im a 19 year old guy looking for a girl to sexchat with on msn / webcam ... interested?
You: r u intrested in gay guys?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[latina]

[Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: i dont love him anymore
Stranger: f***

Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

LOLOLOLOL

[little_babymon]

You: Hi
Stranger: Ye see before ye a SWAMP
Stranger:
What wouldst though do?
You: ...um, jump in
Stranger: Ye see before ye a frog
You: eat it
Stranger: >ATTACK>ITEMS>FLEE
You: ...is there an EAT> option
Stranger: the frog is preparing for battle
You: ..ok, ok
You: i'll use an item
You: what do i have
Stranger: you ruffle through your satchel, you see a BANANA, CELL PHONE, KNIFE, and a cup
You: ....hmmms WELL thats easy
You: get the knife, stab the frog
You: put it in a cup
You: and....iduno, start a fire with the cell phone
You: VIOLA, frog dinner
Stranger: you throw the knife at the fearsome frog, but it misses!
Stranger: >FIGHT>ITEMS>FLEE
You: LOLS, ok, i fight
Stranger: you slash with your longsword
Stranger: critical hit on the frog
Stranger: >FINISH>LEAVE ALONE
You: ....huh
You: ...um, can i still keep the frog
You: since its like...iduno, dead
You: frog dinner
Stranger: the frog is recovering swiftly
You: Oo....i thought i got a critical hit
You: shouldn't it have fainted or something
Stranger: >FINISH>LEAVE ALONE
You: =.=
You: ok, i ... um... finish?
Stranger: you lob the frog's head off
You:
You: hooray
Stranger: >NORTH>EAST>SOUTH>WEST
You: .....never eat soggy wheatbits...um...ok, i pick
You: ...WEST
Stranger: You are now in THE BRONX
You: ....and....
You: should i be doing something
Stranger: A wild mugger approaches
Stranger: >FIGHT>ITEMS>FLEE
You: Oo mugger
You: what a mofo...ok, ok, i fight this mofo
Stranger: With your trusty longsword, you lop the muggers head off with one swift blow
Stranger: alas
Stranger: your sword has broken
You: Oo D: why did i cut his head off
Stranger: >NORTH>EAST>SOUTH>WEST
You: ....=.= so...i dont even bury the guy..fine
You: ok, i chose west again
Stranger: too late
Stranger: a wild policeman is approaching
You: shiet
You: ...run run
You: run run run
You: FLEE
Stranger: >NORTH>EAST>SOUTH>WEST
You: ok...west
Stranger: You are now in BROOKLYN
You: if i keep going in the same direction, i'll get somewhere..
You: ..can i get some coffee
Stranger: you enter a STARBUCKS
You: hey, i just realised, this is kinda random. why do i have a sword and a cell phone
Stranger: you see a 16 year old female clerk behind the counter
You: ...um, "I WANT A MACCHIATO "
Stranger: >FIGHT>FLIRT>ITEMS>FLEE>ORDER
You: D: wtf, flirt.... D:
You: i order
You: i order a macchiato
Stranger: you order a macchiato
Stranger: a second too late
You: Oo
You: what
Stranger: the clerk is preparing for battle!
You: ...Oo LOLS
You: ok, i will throw my cell phone at her
Stranger: >FIGHT>ITEMS>FLEE
You: ITEMS
Stranger: You scrounge through your satchel and find a BANANA, a CELL PHONE, another KNIFE and a CUP
You: .....ok....can i use a cup
You: to get my macchiato
You: ....wheres my macchiato
Stranger: You leap over the counter with the swiftness of a highland elf, prepare yourself a macchiato with the precision of the same highland elf (who is also a barister), then, with all your might, throw the cup at the clerks face
You: D: NOOO MY MACCHIATO
Stranger: shattering both her skull and dreams of becoming a B list star at the same time
You: Oo .... so violent
You: do i still get a macchiato
Stranger: The manager approaches
You: ....um, flirt?
You: lol
Stranger: he reaks of coffee beans and broken dreams
You: "HEEYS, i know i killed ur ....thing, but heeey"
Stranger: >FIGHT>FLIRT>ITEMS>FLEE
You: FLIRT lol
Stranger: you try your darndest but alas, to no avail.
You: ...oh, thats sucked
You: damn, i was hoping to get a free macchiato
Stranger: with one fell swoop, the STARBUCKS MANAGER lops off your head with his trusty LONGSWORDS
Stranger: he has two
You: Oo D: nooo
Stranger: GAME OVER
You: RE GROW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

LOLS, omegle is good when you're bored and feeling random

[sourelectric]

You: BOOOO
Stranger: lol
You: hi
You: my name is the king of tropical farming .
Stranger: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You: .. let me replace that with queen
Stranger: i am the queen of stfu n*****


HAHAH. . I have another one where he asked me for a picture and i told him i would show him my lion king...CAT

it was funny.

[jadeooo]

wow i talked to a stranger and asked if he liked big bang and he called me a chink, said that chinks were retards and that he hates them. i started talking about human evolution and how since he is also a human and since he can reproduce with asians that means he's calling himself a retard and he disconnected, what an ass. then a perve asked me what my biggest fantasy was. omg only perves and douchebags on that site -___- *fume* since im bored imma go tell them off >O YEAH!

[latiana2003]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: sup dude
You: nothing...
You: not a dude though lol
Stranger: i see
Stranger: wat are you
You: a woman
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: yeah duh
Stranger: of course
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: watsup
You: nothing much..
You: how are you
Stranger: pretty bad
You: awww why
Stranger: henry died
You: i'm sorry...
You: who is henry
Stranger: best friend i ever had
Stranger: best goddamn goldfish you could ask for
Stranger: F*** MY LIFEEEEEEE
You: i know the feeling...
You: i had a beta fish a few weeks ago
You: it died in 2 days
You: i didnt even get to name him
You: damn Petco
You: sold me a sick fish
Stranger: F*** PETCOO
You: really lol
Stranger: PETCO AND ALL CORPORAL FAT CATS TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN
Stranger: F*** iTUNES
Stranger: AND F*** JUICY JUICE
You: lol
Stranger: WITH 100% ALL NATURAL JUICE!!!
Stranger: DAMN THAT JUICE TO HELLL


that was interesting lol

[Eun_Jung]

Mine was:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: please be gay
You: sorry...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xDDDDDDD

[dearpaperheart.]

I was bored, decided to try this out.

Stranger: ROBIN?
You: HOOD?
Stranger: YES!
You: OH EHM GEE.
You: Why of course it is I, here to save the day.
Stranger: THANK GOODNESS1
You: Is someone in danger?!
Stranger: Yes!! I bear seems to have stolen all my gold!
You: How could that have happened? Have the leprechauns taken it?
Stranger: possibly!!

[HUAY]

XD im talking on two rigt now. O_O First one I found someone in Korea..

Second one. WEll.

Awkward.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hiyee~
Stranger: soooo~ who're u?
You: Im a stranger desu O_O~
You: and you?
You: xD jk
You: Um O_O Im.. a person..
Stranger: well, i'll tell you who i am then
Stranger: i'm Rebecca
You: hiii o_o~
You: I'm Huay o_o~
You: XD howd you find this site?
Stranger: just randomly looking around~
You: ah I see
Stranger: actually i'm kinda trying to find girls
You: o-o
You: for the purpose of
Stranger: well, perverted ones
You: because o_o
Stranger: i'm a lesbian, that's why. D: is that bad?


---------
>__>;; it's not.. its just.. uh. I dont fit your criteria.. >__>;; of being a lesbian and perverted girl..;;;;





















LOLOL >__>; I knew it!



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawrr~
Stranger: m/f
You: O_O
You: >__>
You: What does that mean!
You: youre looking for girls arent you
Stranger: no im a girl...
You: Oh
You: Youre looking for guys arent yoU!
You: Haha O_O just kidding
You: im a girl too o_o;
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CHOMP!]

hahahha i love this site
this is hella funny

[whore!sica]

gosh, this so funny.

Stranger: what is love
Stranger: baby dont hurt me
You: don't hurt me no more
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what a great conversation.

[ilovemesomekorean]

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 2/m/Iran
You: you
You: T__T
Stranger: you are 2 years old
Stranger: ?
You: yes. lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CHOMP!]

okay, i take it back
that site is filled with some creepy people who are probably future sex offenders

[j3n1f3r]

Stranger: hi
You: y did u leave me?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wats ur name?
You: no answer me that question
You: Im sorry *boo hoo hoo
You: but i was waiting for you for all these years
You: and im turning old and gray
You: u are too cruel
Stranger: wow nice
Stranger: u shuld right stories
Stranger: u could easily lie
Stranger: lol talk about how u found your long lost bf on omegle
Stranger: u will MAKE MILLIONS
Stranger: if u want add my name in there Stephen
You: what are you talking about stephen
You: u dont remember me
You: Im was the girl that you talked to two years ago
You: I still remember ur face
Stranger: lol
You: if only you remember mine
You: it saddens me so
Stranger: yea me to
Stranger: ur good
Stranger: im going to keep this log
Stranger: keep on talking its un
You: why arnt u responding to my calls!!!!!!!
You: are u perhaps
You: cheating on me?
You: *
You: GAsP
Stranger: lol
You: HOw could you!!!!!
You: having a mistress behind my back??
You: I am ashamed of your actions...
You: too ashame
You: why arnt u answering me stephen...
You: has shame consume ur very heart
Stranger: srry
You: that you cant speak
Stranger: no im to involved it not benig involved
Stranger: lol
You: i c
You: so you dont care about me
You: I c
You: and yet
You: everyday I look at your picture
You: and cry
You: my heart out
You: b/c of you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: EPIC
You: I had to go to a psychologist
You: you made me go crazy for you
You: too crazy
You: if someday I shall die will you still remember me
You: ??
Stranger: thats understanable thats wat usually happnesn
Stranger: sure

[_erigoo]

Stranger: m or f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

man wtf

[lido0LmisSundersto0D]

i can't seem to find someone from soompi =="