[sweetsnsd]

i met another korean...
her name is 이 주 윤
really nice....talked to her bout kpop...
she seemed impressed...LOL
even got her email LOL
gonna talk to her l8r...

[sweetsnsd]

You: 안녕하세요
Stranger: HEIL
Stranger: HITLER
You: HEIL HITLER
Stranger: SLEG HEIL
Stranger: SLEG HEIL
Stranger: SLEG HEIIL

yes...that person was probably a german,...ok

i put 안녕하세요 everytime to someone and most of them just disconnected or replied in korean

[smiile]

Stranger: hey .
Stranger: im f uk 18 if you Text: gp1 375 To: 78878 and send me the code i will do anything you want on cam over msn its free if your phone is on contract.
You: cool
Stranger: up for it babe?
You: im down like a motha effin clown
Stranger: get me the code then babe.
You: sent
Stranger: Make sure there are no caps
You: u know me babe
Stranger:
Stranger: Any texts back yet hun?
You: ur so john teshing ugly
You: screw this
Stranger:
You have disconnected.

hahaha im mean, but i was bored and im a girl, and want nothing to do with that chat lol

[akia_025]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ...hello.
You: is that you kara?
Stranger: ...depends.
Stranger: do you WANT it to be kara.
You: well
You: I'm just asking you
Stranger: tell me more about this kara...
Stranger: when did you first begin your...delusions....
You: it's not a delusion!
You: she's my imaginary friend!
Stranger: okay, okay.
Stranger: what does kara say to you..?
Stranger: or...do to you...?
Stranger: does she tell you to do bad things?
You: no
You: she told me to find her here
Stranger: i'm sorry...
Stranger: but
Stranger: kara died 3 years ago in a train crash.
You: my gosh!
Stranger: it's....impossible.
You: what happened?
Stranger: well, some idiot got elmers glue all the john tesh on the tracks
Stranger: it caused a giant pile up.
Stranger: no one survived...
Stranger: except for you.
You: is it possible that you're that idiot?
Stranger: you didn't have a single scratch on your body.
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i said no one survived
Stranger: oh wait i guess i couldve done it before hand
Stranger: and left the crash site
Stranger: so yeah sure
Stranger: it was me
Stranger: i'll own up to it
You: why did you do it?
You: my kara...
Stranger: ...jealousy
Stranger: you never noticed me
Stranger: IT WAS ALWAYS KARA
Stranger: KARA THIS
Stranger: KARA THAT
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT ME!?
Stranger: I NEED ATTENTION TOO
You: but
You: i don't know you...
You: who are you?
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: tara
Stranger: kara's.....twin sister
Stranger: you really
Stranger: didnt know?
You: omg
You: she said she's an orphan
Stranger: well let me give you one word of advice
Stranger: as the great beyonce said
Stranger: if you like then you shoulda put a ring on it
You: I've never
Stranger: never what
You: I've never thought about that
Stranger: OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON
Stranger: MY TRAIN
You: I'm too scared to tell her
Stranger: IM ON A TRAIN I THINk
Stranger: I THINK
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: ELMERS GLUE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[inyeon.]

I actually had a rather decent chat with someone. It seemed kinda weird. =/ Because I was talking to a complete stranger.

But it was a nice chat. ^^ really nice person.

[liplockvomit]

Stranger: hi
You: the book is on the table
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



LOL

[MPPB_obsessed]

LOL. Weird. I had a conversation with someone (I don't even know whether it was a male or female) who lived in Lake Eerie and works on an island. We had a talk about the weather, and then psychology. It was getting quite boring so I said I had to go lmao. :|


Melissa.

[ah-jefu]

I had a lot of fun I had the most profound conversation with somebody from China though-- and I'm really surprised at the level of English some of these people have!

THE PEOPLE FROM SWEDEN ARE SO VERY COOL!.. this site is addicting

[jirusai]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: nom nom
Stranger: ORLY
Stranger: yeast?
You: bleeeh
You: Meat?
Stranger: nuu
Stranger: THE GAME.
You: humahuma
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xxtine_21]

my convo was boring, but the person i was talking to was extremely nice!





K just had another one LOL

You: GREETINGS EARTHLING i was going for the nerd-person
Stranger: bis bos bim boom
Stranger: stupid starcraft geek 8Mumbling*
You: you love it
Stranger: huma huma
You: i will never fall in love with... bananas again i randomly thought about eric mun's banana song LOL
Stranger: They break hearts :'[
You: </3
Stranger: appples are easier
You: definitley
You: they're much more solid
Stranger: i know
Stranger: and they go great with tea
You: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: JESSSS
Stranger: care for some crackers?
Stranger: *british accent*
You: sorry, i'm allergic

[Alice16uy]

My first convo was with this heavy metal band member..from Germany. I sent me pics of his band...looks legit. We had a nice conversation. Nothing creepy.

Second:
Stranger: hey
You: hiii
Stranger: asl
You: kkk
Stranger: sunshine
You: dude

then, I had a debate with this stranger from UK about US economy..and GM bankruptcy. FML BUT he was SO good. Intelligent man

[Chibiimoon]

Stranger: wasup
You: tell me a story
Stranger: ermm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so then today
Stranger: i woke up
Stranger: and then my penis was stuck inside my vagina
Stranger: it hurt..
Stranger: x
Stranger: then my boyfriend dumped me
Stranger: john tesh YOU NIG*A
Stranger: mini cooper
You: aww that sucks
Stranger: DONT RESPOND
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[ah-jefu]

You: Hey Julie
Stranger: MOMMY?
You: What's up
You: Aww honey
You: Did you miss me?
Stranger: MOMMY,WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
You: Mommy had to buy milk
Stranger: BAWWWW
You: Would you like some from your sippy cup?
Stranger: Thats weird,lol
You: LOL
You: yeah it's pretty wierd
You: So what's crackin?
Stranger: Nuthin,where from?
You: and what is BAWWW?
You: I'm from CAN
You: you?
Stranger: WTF is can?
You: CAN-ada
Stranger: Lol,im from russia
You: I'm actually from a toilet
You: you know, the can?
You: the one and only born out of the septic system
Stranger: Youre john teshin weird)
Stranger: /b/tard?
You: what is that?
You: B***ard?
Stranger: No,nevermind
You: I guess we're not meant to be
You: we can't talk :'(
Stranger: Ahh,poor you
You: Yeah, it's me, not you
You: Goodbye, have a nice life
You: And I'm telling everybody I broke up with you,
Stranger: T.Hanks

lolll

You: Swimming swimming
You: in the swimming pool
You: when times are hot when times are cold
You: in the swimming pool
Stranger: yeah?
You: front stroke
You: breast stroke
You: DON'T LOL
Stranger: TOO LATE
You: fancy diving too~
Stranger: LOLOLOL
You: AHAHAH
You: Damn, I just corrupted a children's song

[yellow post it]

You: kanye
Stranger: west
You: ayumi
Stranger: hamasaki
You: O_O hrmm ur an asian american
You: hrmm ur a college student
Stranger: yes
You: and you're a guy
Stranger: yup
You: wow...i'm good at guessing
Stranger: you must have a sixth sense or something.
Stranger: haha
You: ur a science student.....well ur doing some degree related with science
Stranger: sorta
You: you're a second yr student
Stranger: yup
You: how did u discover this site?
Stranger: i dont remember. haha
Stranger: some internet site i think
Stranger: digg maybe
You: never heard of it....u are chinese...but ur not a full blooded chinese person
Stranger: yup
You: serious O_O or are u just saying "yup" or "yes" to my questions haha
Stranger: im serious
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its kinda weirding me out too

[SunkissedK]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HEYO.
Stranger: こんにちは
You: Oh mini cooper.
You: So asian on my a##
You: XD
Stranger: p@nis!
You: o_o; venus?
Stranger: american?
You: nope.
You: asian.
You: o_o;
You: i am a waffle kid.
Stranger: well
Stranger: from?
You: ohio?
You: there gonna catch me.
You: o_o;
You: catch me catch that pokemanz.
You: manz.
Stranger: i dont think so
You: dont think what?
Stranger: p@nis!
You: viagra!
Stranger: you are so funny
You: thanks.
You: where'd you come from?
Stranger: That's horsemini cooper
You: oh SH.t.
Stranger: uk, and you?
You: us.
Stranger: us
Stranger: oh come on
Stranger: f.cking american
Stranger: lol
You: dude.
You: XD
You: jf.king buttock man.
You: hey stranger.
You: hey hey.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: huh
You: im guessing your a dude.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: You got it
You: yay~
You: i'm a hot, juicy
You: ...
You: burger.
You: bye!<3

[simplicit]

WOW, what are the chances of meeting a fellow korean?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 빵상
Stranger: 께라까랑
You: korean?
Stranger: ㅇㅇ
You: 나도
You: 허ㅏㄹ
Stranger: 역시나
Stranger: 헐헐헐
You: 헐ㄹㄹ
You: ㅋㅋ
Stranger: 우리는 천생연분
You: ㅇㅇ
You: 이름?
Stranger: 그러니 저에게 빨리 키스를 하세요
You: asl
Stranger: 저의 이름은 혹성 나메크에서 온 피더빠 입니다
Stranger: 음..
You: 이름이
You: 피더?
Stranger: 아뇨 ㄱ-
Stranger: 장난치던건데
You: 앜ㅋㅋ
You: 몇살이세요
Stranger: 23 이요
You: 아...
You: 17살이여
Stranger: 헐;;
Stranger: 어리시네;;
Stranger: 한국사세요?
You: 네...
You: 캐나다요
Stranger: 헐
You: 그쪽은여?
Stranger: 전 미국 삼
You: 아
You: 이거 어떻게
You: 알고
Stranger: 음
Stranger: 전 여기
Stranger: 예전부터 자주왔는데
You: 이거 처음
Stranger: 제가 자주 가던 게임 포럼에 올라왔었어요
You: 아
You: 난 soompi.com 으로
Stranger: 헐
You: 포럼
You: ㅋㅋ
Stranger: 그건 뭐죠?
You: 음
You: 한국애들이
You: 많이
You: 쓰는 포럼
Stranger: 아아..
Stranger: 어잌후 이걸보게
Stranger: 시간이 벌써 4시 30분이로군
You: 여자?
Stranger: 전 이만 낼름 씼으러 가야겠습니다
Stranger: 남자죠 ㄱ-
You: 아...
Stranger: 그럼 남은 하루 잘 보내십쇼
You: 네

[simplicit]

i keep getting boring foreigners

[SUMM3RxBABii]

ok, mine was a VERY VERY vile one-

Stranger: hi
You: wassup
Stranger: nothin' special
Stranger: from n*gger?
You: sunshine?
Stranger: yea, a spock
You: wtf?
You: okay...
Stranger: asl?
You: 100/f/NY
You: i am quite old
Stranger: and a n*gger
You: no, i'm not black
Stranger: I'd like to steal ur bike and tittyf*** ur ass
Stranger: then shove a broom up ur ass****
Stranger: and lick ur ear
You: lol aiite
Stranger: cu in 4chan
Stranger: =)
Stranger:

[DBSKluva4eva]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: 1943
Stranger: 1944
Stranger: 1945
You: ?
Stranger: 1947
Stranger: 1947
Stranger: gah must start over
You: lol
Stranger: must hit 300000
You: haha why?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: shhh
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 7
You: lol
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 11
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 14
Stranger: 15
Stranger: 16
Stranger: 17
You: 18
Stranger: 18
Stranger: 19
Stranger: 20
Stranger: aahhh
Stranger: shutup
Stranger: or I shoot you wiht gun
You: o.O
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

that was weird........

[ah-jefu]

Seriously best site ever HAHAHA!