Chat With A Stranger
#601
Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:46 PM
#602
Posted 09 June 2009 - 10:04 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
You: FIRST
Stranger: hi
You: you just lost
Stranger: damnit!
You: i know. but that is how we roll up in here
Stranger: asl?
You: you know what i really like these cookies im eating
Stranger: oh really what type?
You: im not telling you its a secret
Stranger: oh a secret?
You: speaking of secrets want to know something?
Stranger: yes i do
You: You are currently on NBC's Dateline project called "To Catch a Predator"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol everytime i said the last line everyone just disconnects done it like 10 people haha
#603
Posted 10 June 2009 - 02:10 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i tried masking tape on my gf
Stranger: didn't work
You: why?
Stranger: too kinky she said
Stranger: she prefers duct tape i think
You: i'm not even going to ask what you plan on doing to her.
Stranger: never tried duct tape on your gf?
You: no..because i'm not a boy.
Stranger: never tried duct tape on your bf?
You: nope.
Stranger: would you be open to trying to duct tape?
You: probably, probably not.
Stranger: yeah you would
Stranger: probably like it rough also
You: aha, wow.
You: what makes you think that?
Stranger: you have that attitude
Stranger: ending your sentences with periods
Stranger: it's just like. bam. to the point.
Stranger: attitude.
You: so you're saying people who end their sentences with periods have attitudes, or well..."liking it rough?" haha.
Stranger: yeah it needs a little work but yeah, am i wrong?
Stranger: you like it soft and gentle?
Stranger: maybe with a little fuzziness to it
You: don't you think it's a bit too personal to tell you what i like or what i don't like? aha!
Stranger: i would agree to that statement if this wasn't 99.9% anonymous
Stranger: so only in your mind would it be too personal
Stranger: which is okay, if you don't want to talk about it
You: not really, nope. (:
Stranger: what would you like to talk about?
You: how'd you end up here on this...stranger thing.
Stranger: saw it on 4chan
Stranger: tried it and have been addicted ever since
Stranger: for the worse of matters, i assure you... i would get away from it if you can
You: 4chan? what's that?
Stranger: another time waster
Stranger: google it at your own peril
Stranger: oh yea google it
Stranger: google it good
Stranger: googleygood
You: i'm not sure if i want to. buuut, how long has it been since you were...."addicted?"
Stranger: i think it's been a month
Stranger: probably less since i lose track of time
You: well, a month isn't all that bad. you say you're addicted as if you've been on it for years.
Stranger: i've been addicted to other things... this adds to the list
Stranger: like i am addicted to girls
Stranger: i don't know what is wrong with me
Stranger: it's a painful addiction emotionally
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: i think interest has been lost
You: well, have you even tried like...stop getting on this or something?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it's that easy
Stranger: easier than backspacing
You: aww. ); you seem sad, think of happy times pleeeeeeease.
Stranger: i don't recognize it as sadness anymore
Stranger: it's just the way it is
Stranger: bah
Stranger: i'm out
Stranger: you are freaking me out
Stranger: good bye
You: yay i freaked you out. mission accomplished.
#604
Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:47 AM

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#605
Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:04 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: how's it going?
Stranger: i'm fine
Stranger: and you?
You: i'm doing good
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: m
Stranger: where are you from?
You: caloifornia
You: california**
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
You: wow.
You: what's you name?
You: your*
Stranger: Pietro
Stranger: and yours?
You: Ying
You: Pietro. cool name
Stranger: it's italian
You: haha. nice
Stranger: my grandpa is italian
You: really? how cool
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he's from basilicata
You: is that in italy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it's a state
You: cool. cool.
You: do you know any italian?
Stranger: person or the laguage?
You: language
Stranger: a little bit
Stranger: and you?
You: nope. none
You: i have friends who do tho
You: haha
Stranger: one of my friends speaks italian very weel
Stranger: you know
Stranger: i've been in Italy once
Stranger: in 2001
You: really?
You: cool
You: i've never been out of the US
Stranger: but you live in US
Stranger: and this is great
You: hahaha. i guess so
You: so pietro
You: what do you do for a living?
Stranger: i study
You: so your a student?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: same
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18
You: you?
Stranger: 16
You: so
You: what made you decide to come on here today?
You: lol
Stranger: i don't know
You: hahaha
Stranger: talk with you
Stranger: sauhausas
You: sauhausas?
You: whats that?
Stranger: it's a laugh
You: OHH
You: lol
You: its different than how we'd spell it in america
You: hahaha
Stranger: but here is america
You: hahahha
You: oh, sorry
You: i meant the US
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i dn't know why the us people sya this
Stranger: *say
You: yea. i think its because we've been conditioned to think of the US as america only.
You: which is really a shame
You: and i apologize
Stranger: oh thanks
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#606
Posted 10 June 2009 - 01:40 PM
Stranger: hey there
You: hi
Stranger: *please be normal, please be normal*
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/ america
You: u?
Stranger: Cool! what's America like atm, never been, always wanted to, i'm 20 m london
You: it's good u know like when they say Columbus discovered America
Stranger: WRONG, HE DIDN'T YOU LOSE N**** ( <----- I gotta censor that
Stranger: I VUT YOU
Stranger: VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT VUT
columbus didn't discover america so..
#607
Posted 10 June 2009 - 04:42 PM
You: me want
You: nomnomnom
Stranger: But you can't have!
You: says who
Stranger: Says I
You: cakes have no opinions!
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: The what has I?
Stranger: then'
You: what...
You: confused
Stranger: wut
Stranger: wutup dawg?
You: nothing muchhh
Stranger: alright, g.
You: aightt
Stranger: where ya at?
You: in ur closet
Stranger: Cakes don't have closets.
You: damn.
You: u got me
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: The game.
Stranger: You lost it
aww i fail.
#609
Posted 10 June 2009 - 05:21 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
You: FIRST
Stranger: hi
You: you just lost
Stranger: damnit!
You: i know. but that is how we roll up in here
Stranger: asl?
You: you know what i really like these cookies im eating
Stranger: oh really what type?
You: im not telling you its a secret
Stranger: oh a secret?
You: speaking of secrets want to know something?
Stranger: yes i do
You: You are currently on NBC's Dateline project called "To Catch a Predator"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol everytime i said the last line everyone just disconnects done it like 10 people haha
omg!! I have to do that NBC Dateline thing.
HAHA. that made me laugh so hard!
#610
Posted 10 June 2009 - 06:48 PM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
You: HEEEEEEEEYYY
Stranger: hey
Stranger: speak fo0l
You: yo i be speaking fool
Stranger: dude
Stranger: sick
You: word
Stranger: are you a creeper?
Stranger: looking for some hot pre-teen snatch
You: psh. i dont flow like that dude.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: most of the people on here, that's their objective
Stranger: im on here just to tjohn tesh with them
You: word. LOL
Stranger: why are you on here then
You: to play with them
You: AHAHA . you blew my cover ;[
You: make them piss LOL .
Stranger: kool-aidGOT WGAT ARE YOU DOING I AM A BOY LEAVE ME ALONE
You: o-o, I DONT HAVE A Richard DAMMIT!
Stranger: so wait your NOT a creeper
Stranger: or are
You: alien
Stranger: M OR FEM <--mini cooper rhymes
You: OH NOO D;
You: both.
Stranger: for real though
You: KIDDING
You: FEMALE . durr ?
Stranger: i will disconnect this mini cooper if i don't get some answers slut
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: are you lying? or are you really a girl
Stranger: well, you could just lie again so pointless question
You: okay then
You: ill just liee.
You: FINE.
You: im a boy !
Stranger: haha
You: -__-
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 15 .
You: WHY!
You: ?1
You: are you ... ?
Stranger: cause im 16
You: some pedobear ?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: nah
You: AHHHHHHHH ! PEDOBEAR >:]
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEE
Stranger: I SWEARZ
You: YESHHHHHHHHHHH !
Stranger: im listening to brand new
Stranger: pedo bears
Stranger: can't listen to good music
Stranger: it doesn't happen
You: so YOU AREEE!
Stranger: hahah
You: you even like lisetning to pedobear music !!!
Stranger: brand news awesome, you know it
You: LAHALAHLAAAA.
You: face ittt !
Stranger: i'll disconnect
You: you a pedobear ...
You: okay
Stranger: uh uh
You: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!
You: =D
You have disconnected.
#611
Posted 10 June 2009 - 07:02 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wana watch me jerk off
You: No thank you.
You: That sound really gross.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
?________?
#612
Posted 10 June 2009 - 07:21 PM
Stranger: i hate retards.
You: yeah me too
You: oh well
Stranger: and they populate this site
Stranger: it's just like
Stranger: GO GET LIVES
You: oh well i guess you're one of them
You: you should get a life too
Stranger: I have a life
Stranger: but it's 4.20am here
Stranger: so there's not a lot to do
You: yeah.... oh well
#613
Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:18 PM
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: I'm a girl too. NEXTTTTT!
siiigh *shakes head* girls these days put me to shame U_U
#614
Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:34 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
You: FIRST
Stranger: hi
You: you just lost
Stranger: damnit!
You: i know. but that is how we roll up in here
Stranger: asl?
You: you know what i really like these cookies im eating
Stranger: oh really what type?
You: im not telling you its a secret
Stranger: oh a secret?
You: speaking of secrets want to know something?
Stranger: yes i do
You: You are currently on NBC's Dateline project called "To Catch a Predator"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol everytime i said the last line everyone just disconnects done it like 10 people haha
i'm going to try that. hahhahahahhaha!
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: sup dawg?
Stranger: asl
You: 25 m california
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
just messing around on this site is hilarious.
i'm not a 25 yo guy, but each time i tell people that they disconnect
LMAO
#615
Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:18 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: what up
Stranger: hey
You: :]
Stranger: are you lying
You: no
You: lol
Stranger: creepy smily face
You: i think its cute
Stranger: 8^)
You: LOL now thats creepy
Stranger: why
You: idk it looks funny
Stranger: It looks like a normal person
You: pointy nose
Stranger: what's idk mean
You: i dont know?
Stranger: then why do you use it?
You: because i dont know
Stranger: I'm joking
You: wow.
You: ok
You have disconnected.
he/she was boring LOL
#616
Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:36 PM
#617
Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:58 PM
I closed it. hahaha.
#618
Posted 10 June 2009 - 11:47 PM
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: I'm a girl too. NEXTTTTT!
siiigh *shakes head* girls these days put me to shame U_U
I knooow!
they disconnect =(

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#619
Posted 11 June 2009 - 12:30 AM
#620
Posted 11 June 2009 - 12:36 AM
You: i'm sorry
You: at least it's not an AA cup bra
Stranger: naw im 35A
You: hahaha cool
You: what a strange piece of info to be exchanging
You: i'm 34B
Stranger: aww lucky
she turned out to be some girl from australia with self-esteem issues. we talked for 2 hours about the most inappropriate girly stuff you can ever think of.
also i told her about push-up bras and she got really excited XD



























