[_Zaira_]

heres mine:

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Stranger: hi!
You: Heyyyy
You: hows it going??
Stranger: fine D:DD u?
Stranger: asl?
You: same
You: 14, Girl, California you?
Stranger: 13 , girl , finland
You: How cool!
Stranger: ?
You: i wanna go there the name just sounds so cool!
Stranger: :DDD
Stranger: there is cold
You: XDDDDD
You: here it is hot -.-
You: SUMMER!
Stranger:
You: cold is good
Stranger: no its not D:
You: really??
You: i like it
Stranger: there is only like 20C
You: ohhhhhh
You: i see then that is bad
You: D:
Stranger: at winter like -10C
You: my goodness now that is cold i would die there :|
Stranger: sometimes -20 C :DDDD
You: eeek
You: >.<
Stranger: yep
Stranger: but we got saunas :DDDD
You: the coldest its been here is only like 30 something
Stranger: OMG
You: Saunas are nice
Stranger: yep D:
Stranger: *
You: its like a heater only with steam
You: i want one
Stranger: there everyone has one
You: *GASP* i should go there and steal a sauna XD
Stranger: xD
You: i'll steal yours
You: jk jk
Stranger:
You: hrmmm. i want a pet panda
Stranger: :DDD
You: have you ever wanted one??
Stranger: noo..
You: they are just so cute!
Stranger: but i got 3 horses
You: PONIES!!! i love ponies
Stranger:
You: guess what!
Stranger: two ponies, one horse :DDD
Stranger: ?
You: im a unicorn
You: jk jk XD
Stranger: okay
Stranger: but i am a pink flying elefant
You: DUMBO!
You: from that movie right?
Stranger: no, i am fumbo D:
You: i dont remember
Stranger:
*
You: FUMBO!
Stranger: yep
You: well then hi there fumbo
You: im a unicorn
Stranger:
Stranger: whats your name?
You: i like eating trees. my name is pinkers? idk
Stranger: D
You: my name is just so cool
Stranger: xD
You:
You: ohh yeah PINKERS THE UNICORN!
You: ohhhh i got to go.
Stranger:
You: nice talking to you Fumbo
Stranger: bye Pinkers:DD
You: byeeeee!

[Ladytron]

haha first time!

I had to do the NBC Dateline thing..

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Stranger: Hello
You: heyy
You: whats up?
Stranger: Nothing. A tad randy, but i can get over that.
Stranger: You?
You: im just tired and raunchey
Stranger: oh?
You: yesh.
You: yes
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 22
You: im 14
You: female.
You: u?
Stranger: Well, that's a tad young
Stranger: male.
You: oh nahh im 14 in the body but 22 in my mind and 18 in my.......
You: im experienced
Stranger: how experienced?
You: wana know a secret?
Stranger: Sure.
You: You are currently on NBC's Dateline project called "To Catch a Predator"
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this one was funny. i made up everything. I milked it. but then got bored.

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Stranger: hi
You: hallo
Stranger: how are you
You: suicidal
Stranger: where are you from
You: mexico
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: you want to come to US
You: yes! work!
Stranger: mexico is quite good too
You: men crazy here
Stranger: really
Stranger: i don't know that
You: at least my town
Stranger: i come from far away
You: where?
Stranger: Hong Kong
You: Oh I know HK. Prostitution okay there right? I work maybe there.
Stranger: oh you want to be prostitute
You: whatever work.
Stranger: so you are girl?
Stranger: prostitution is ok here
You: yes.
You: i heard was okay.
Stranger: have to be your own business
Stranger: no prostitution company is allowed
You: oh. too bad. i want benefits.
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: there are quite many of them though
Stranger: but illegal
You: i saw pretty woman.
You: movie change life.
You: so glamrus.
Stranger: you saw the pretty women in movie?
You: yes
Stranger: the chinese?
You: no united states
Stranger: oh ok
You: is HK movie good?
Stranger: a lot of american women are attractive
Stranger: yes
Stranger: HK movies are good
Stranger: what kind of movie do you like
Stranger: classics in this decade include infernal affairs, warlords
You: i like flashdance and dirty dancing
Stranger: oh you mean the porn
You: no american movie
Stranger: really
Stranger: i don't know flashdance and dirty dancing
You: both famous in US. classic.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i will give them a try
You: i went to restaurant. first time. so fancy.
You: had big "M".
Stranger: what is that
Stranger: big M
You: It's called "M". Sign Yellow.
You: sell beef patty.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: a fast food restaurant?
You: had clown on bag. i keep in my drawer.
You: memory.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you
You: just turned 17. you
Stranger: 25
You: wow.
Stranger: old?
You: no my husband close your age.
Stranger: oh you have husband
You: he 29.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: quite a large difference
Stranger: but should be ok
You: beat me to work.
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: he doesn't work?
You: but he nice
You: no. he feed me sometimes though.
Stranger: both of you should work
You: hey buy fish in can.
Stranger: you are so young
You: it has cute kat on it.
You: i live with him since child.
Stranger: if not school, then work
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: you were born to be paired up
You: family forced me for money
Stranger: oh
Stranger: it happens in mexico
Stranger: shame
Stranger: so bad
You: i guess so. you like animals
Stranger: quite much
Stranger: i like animals
You: oh thats nice
Stranger: what kind do you like
You: husband buy box that freeze time.
You: come out on paper.
You: called polaroid.
Stranger: i know what a polaroid is
You: its maqic
You: i go. husband come get me now. adios.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nice chatting
You: im just kidding. i love you.
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[lathidieuanh]

SO RANDOMM ^^x
You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: wassup bludd!!
Stranger: npt much bh
You: Give me my sandwiches bruvv
Stranger: i give you a beer
You: i want a sandwich
Stranger: f*** off
Stranger: eat your hand
You: You eat your hands
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i eat baby
Stranger: bel
Stranger: thats chees
You: LOL
Stranger: seriopusly
Stranger: i try to open that mini cooper at the moment
You: good luckk with that
Stranger: i have one
Stranger: http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Product/22347b.jpg
You: so RANDOM~~http://www.outtakes.com/work/graphics/work.icecream.400.jpg
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: i eat that cheess really
Stranger: you dont believe me or?
Stranger: f*** im totally drunken
You: LOL i believe u


it got to some point where this person ask me to call him in GERMANY and i live in LONDON...LOL

[jberry5]

best conversation ever... :

Stranger: male or female?
You: female
You: o_o
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edit: I'm currently chatting with a guy from China. an older guy. but a nice guy. is this safe ? o_o

[J00NGiEx]

Stranger: I like football very much
You: oh me too!
Stranger: hah
Stranger: do you like NBA?
You: ah, no.. just nfl
Stranger: I see
You: whos your favorite team?
Stranger: newyork
You: giants? xP
Stranger: New York Yankees



Haha, that's baseball buddy :x

But he was very nice to talk to although he couldn't speak English well xP

[daniikittie]

You: hellloooo!?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: pursuant to megan's law, i am required to tell you i am a registered sex offender
You: may i please speak to Courtney?
Stranger: yeah sure hold on
You: thanks!
Stranger: hi this is courtney who is this
You: hi! long time no see! what have you been up to?
Stranger: nothing just scoping out some cute guys
You: oh my gosh, did you see Justin at that party saturday? he looked so cute! :]
Stranger: hands off pinkberry
You: ayy, hoe. back off my man D:
Stranger: i'm so embarrassed i forgot your name
You: how could you? :[ i thought we went over this thousands of times.. :[
You: i'm jack sparrow, remember? we met at six flags? D:
Stranger: liar
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beginning kind of scared me but i think i handled it well ;p

[hat3_betrayaL]

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You: any sad stories?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: a man want cyber sex with me
You: oh no you agreed?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I messed with him
You: what did u do?
Stranger: you really wanna know about this?
You: yes tell me about it
Stranger: cause I said something not that poliet
Stranger: polite
Stranger: the first sentence came out from him was:horny?
Stranger: I said yes
Stranger: he said awesome
Stranger: cyber?
Stranger: I said you suck my Richard or I suck your Richard
Stranger: he said :gay?
Stranger: I said :double
Stranger: he disconnected
You: ouch
You: he like gays i think
Stranger: I just messed with him
Stranger: it's stupid
You: it wasnt sad
You: tell me something sa
You: sad
Stranger: I broke my leg yesterday
Stranger: and I broke my 2nd leg this morning
Stranger: and I broken my 3rd leg just now
Stranger: yes.I'm a dog..
You: oh no
You: THATS sad
Stranger: what are you from?
You: korea
You: you?
Stranger: next to you
Stranger: China
You: cool
Stranger: gender?
You: male
Stranger: right
Stranger: me too
Stranger: nice to meet you I gotta go
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You: do you like cadbury
Stranger: canada?
You: maple syrup?
Stranger: hell yes
You: wow sexy
You: pancakes or waffles?
Stranger: french toast
You: not croissant?
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lol i had one who actually chatted with me for a pretty long while and it was really funny and kind of fun
it gets addictive!!

[Eun_neptune_Him]

Very pleasant person haha ^^

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: hello, Canada, u?
Stranger: Netherland =D
Stranger: Female?
You: yeah u?
Stranger: Me to
You: FINALLY!! i always get guys who a pervs
You: haha sorry
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okee
Stranger: i have always guys they ask if i am norny.
Stranger: but sometimes i have nice girls
Stranger: and boy.
Stranger: i gotta gi
Stranger: o
Stranger: byee
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2nd time was the longest convo ever, but the person was really nice^^

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada u?
Stranger: australia
You: cool~ i have a friend from there
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: where abouts?
You: i don't remember haha sorry, she was an exchange student at my school last year
Stranger: ok lol
You: i had a problem understanding the accent but then she also started to lose it, and then i caught it!
Stranger: our accent isn't as bad as yours lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: touche haha, i have some sort of Irish, scottish, aussi, british accent at random times even though i've lived in canada all my life
You: 17 u?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: thats an interesting accent lol
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: how do you get such a random accent?
You: i dunno, seriously i just went to England for 3 weeks, caught it and came back with this 4 dimensional accent, and my sister has this problem too
You: lol
Stranger: cool
Stranger: makes you unique
Stranger: lol
You: yeah, i think it's cool sometimes ^^
Stranger: would be i guess
Stranger: what time is it over there?
You: 1:45 am, i'm like half asleep, but i'm taking a break from studying lol, what time is it there?
Stranger: 6:45 pm
Stranger: what are you studying?
You: Science, my weakest subject
Stranger: ooh bummer
You: yeah....... i'm surprised i have passed all the other science classes i have taken in the class... though i passed by 0.01% haha
Stranger: it doesn't matter how much you pass by as long as you pass
Stranger: lol
You: yeah... but i'm that type of person that is satisfied easily with marks, usually i get upset, but i'm glad my parents are happy cause i try my best
Stranger: thats all that matters i guess
Stranger: what do you want to do after school?
You: I have absolutly no clue, i'm graduating in 2010, still trying to figure things out, but i'm mostly good in the arts, singing, acting etc, and politics
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so what did you want to chat about?
You: i have absoluty no clue cause i'm not a good conversation starter........ hmmmm........... do you play video games? X-box, Playstation? Nintendo Wii?
Stranger: neither am i lol
Stranger: not really
Stranger: iv'e got a ps2 but haven't used it in a year or so
Stranger: u?
You: Play video games all the time, since i was 5 hehe, I mostly play fighting games, or final fantasy games
Stranger: so your like one of those hot gamer chicks then?
Stranger: lol
You: eh, not really haha, i only play an hour a day, but if i get really into a game 3 hours max, i remember being one of the top players on a fighting game online when i was like 11? but i've layed low on it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i thought you said you play games all the time? lol
You: meaning all the time, everyday once for 1 hour, but i get good at them wuickly and kick all my older cousins butts
You: *quickly*
You: they get angry at me so they kick me off
Stranger: bummer lol
You: that's how sad my life is haha
Stranger: could be worse i guess
You: hhmmmmmmmm... now what shall we talk about?
You: mostly we've talked about me, and i sound really selfish haha
Stranger: thats alright
Stranger: i'm not very exciting lol
You: why not?
Stranger: nothing exciting ever happens to me
You: so i'm guessing everyday is a typical day for you? there's wonders for me all the time for me and my family, which arn't so good
Stranger: yeah every days pretty typical
Stranger: what wonders are there for you?
You: sometimes i get good news, sometimes bad. My Dad has gone through a lot to provide for my mom, brother, sister and me, and he hates his job as a truck driver, just recently he repaired it for twenty-thousand dollars canadian and it broke down again
You: my mom hasn't worked in 3 months because she has joint problems from heavy lifting at the hospital
Stranger: bugger
Stranger: that sucks
You: but, i'm guessing were not alone on this, it's a recession right now, so i guess it's bound to happen right?
Stranger: yeah it's hard for people all over i guess
Stranger: theres always gonna be some obsticles to overcome
You: hopefully things get better soon, i dunno why, but it's just me and my parents praying hard to get better, but things just get worse by the day. While my brother and sister are just doing great
Stranger: hopefully it picks up soon bad luck can only last so long before the good has to kick in
You: sadly i have to get back to studying so i can get enough rest for the day. Really sorry.But i'm glad that i had a talk with someone from Austrailia!^^ thanks for listensing to my problems, and sorry if i sounded selfish again haha
You: bye
Stranger: thats ok
Stranger: have fun studying lol
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[IXY]

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You: Hiyo!
Stranger: hey friend.
You: Whaddup?
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HAHAHAHA.
I guess I freak them out.
btw, I didnt know what to say D:

[love_andy94]

Stranger: a wild abra appears
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Stranger: wild abra teleports
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I had the same person twice xD!

[xjarvi]

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Stranger: I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
Stranger: AND THIS
Stranger: IS MY WEPON
You: excuse me?
Stranger: IT FIRES CUSTOM TUNED CARTRAGES AT A RATE OF 20 ROUNDS PER SECOND
Stranger: THAT MEANS IT COSTS 28,000 DOLARS TO FIRE THIS GUN
Stranger: FOR 12 SECONDS
Stranger: SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY CAN OUTSMART ME
Stranger: MAYBE
Stranger: MAYBE
Stranger: BUT I HAVE YET TO MEET MAN
Stranger: WHO CAN OUTSMART BULLET
Stranger: HELP IS FOR BABIES
Stranger: BABIES
Stranger: HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM
Stranger: TIME TO RUN COWARD
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[soapja]

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: *ahem*
Stranger: so
Stranger: ....
You: so
Stranger: I’m an old fat guy, my desk chair is actually a bean bag chair and I’m rubbing olive oil allllll over myself
Stranger: ya
You: definitely a good conversation starter
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: im all slippery
You: yeah well you're also an old fat guy
Stranger: aaaaaaaand slipper
Stranger: slippery
You: aaaaand fat
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: feels good too
Stranger: you're envious aren't you?
You: hell no
Stranger: hells ya
You: i dont need fat folds, thanks
Stranger: im so happy right now
Stranger: and you're insulting me
Stranger: but i dont care
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: the oils warm
You: well olive oil is food right
Stranger: not in this case
You: i guess a fat person would naturally be happy with food everywhere
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: its tasty too
Stranger: so yes
Stranger: it is food
You: yeah the "mmm" kind of confirms the food part
Stranger: no
Stranger: think harder
Stranger: lol
Stranger: inuendo
You: what...to your fat folds?
Stranger: sexual
Stranger: inuendo
You: to fat folds?
You: that's definitely something i've never heard of
You: in my life.
Stranger: GET IN MY BELLY!
You: what...you got a whole village in there something?
You: go an a diet, fatty
You: thx bye


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, best. Someone try and top that, please.

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Stranger: 2 girls 1 cup?
You: never seen it
Stranger: You should.
Stranger: It's hawt.
You: like your mom?
You: in bed last night?
Stranger: Yeah
You: on youtube?
Stranger: yeah
You: live?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yeah
You: with you?
Stranger: If you liked that, you'll love this
Stranger: yeah
You: no i didn't like that
You: incest sickens me, you pig
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[xd0nut]

Haha... half of the people there are like... pervs xD
As soon as I said my age, they left. Wow. Interesting.

I met 3 Korean people. How random..
But at least we had a common interest, Kpop ^^

[munto]

Stranger: you talk kind of posh/weird
You: haha really? I guess it is formal speech I use for people I am unfamiliar with.
You: Are you male for female?
Stranger: it does seem kinda too formal
Stranger: I'm female
Stranger: are you a robot?
You: haha no

LOL first time someone asked if I'm a ROBOT.

[SushiToaster]

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You: omg pedobear haha


uhhh yeah :/ hahaha

[BluBeryVo]

lmao. this is interesting. talking to strangers is fun.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: im a stranger, youre a stranger
You: lets have a party
Stranger: ill bring the booze!
You: OKAY
Stranger: where is this party located?
You: under your bed (:
Stranger: YES!
You: I KNOW
You: its dirty down here.
You: go sweep your floor D:<
Stranger: it can get dirtier
You: ouuhh lala
You: well you arent getting any until you clean up mister
Stranger: i vacummed last night!
You: FAIL vacuum again D:<
Stranger: im gonna go an hero now
You: okay
Stranger: haha jk
Stranger: ill vacuum again.
You: D:
You: now
You: NOW
Stranger: IM AT WORK!
You: johnny youre making me mad
Stranger: sorry susan!
You: its fine
You: just dont do it again
Stranger: IMA DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT HOW I WANT!
You: YOU KNOW WHAT JOHNNY!? YOURE ALWAYS LIKE THIS
You: YOU NEVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP
You: HOW ARE WE GOING TO SUPPORT THE KIDS?
Stranger: I WORK EVERY DAY TO SUPPORT YOUR SHOPPING HABIT
Stranger: YOU WENT OUT LAST WEEKEND AND SPENT 17000 DOLLARS SUSAN!
You: THAT WAS FOR THE KIDS
You: CAUSE YOU NEVER GET THEM ANYTHING NICE
Stranger: MEANWHILE IM HERE PLAYING WITH KEVIN JUNIOR AND CHANGING SALLYS DIAPERS
You: KEVIN JUNIOR IS SEVENTEEN
You: HE DOESNT NEED PLAYING WITH
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SUSAN.
You: IM TRYING TO SAY
You: WE SHOULD END THIS
You: ITS NOT WORKING
Stranger: wait please
Stranger: LIKE YOU COULD GET SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME!
You: PFFT
You: I SO COULD
You: LIKE YOUR BROTHER
You: I COULD GET HIM EASY
Stranger: GORDON?!
You: YES
You: GORDON.
Stranger: ANYBODY COULD GET GORDON!
You: WELL GORDONS A HARD WORKING MAN THAT CAN PROVIDE FOR MY NEEDS
Stranger: NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO PROVIDE FOR YOU INSATIABLE APPETITE OF SEXUAL DESIRES LIKE I CAN. HE MAY PROVIDE THE DIAMONDS AND THE PEARLS BUT NOTHING MORE!
Stranger: HES IS EMOTIONALLY DETACHED
You: D:
You: im hurt johnny
You: fix it!
Stranger: Susan I am sorry
Stranger: truely I am sorry.
You: its okay.
You: just dont do it again
Stranger: Maybe this weekend we can ditch the kids off at the neighbors and go to napa just the two of us.
You: yes, that will do.
You: oh wait
You: i have to go shopping ^__^
Stranger: want to shop together?
You: okay!
Stranger: we can go to that little boutique you like and you can pickout whatever you want.
Stranger: then we can go to nordstroms and you can get a nice dress and some shoes.
You: oh im so excited
You: maybe i should start packing now!
Stranger: maybe there will be a surprise stop to that spa you love on the way home.
You: -gasp-
Stranger: yea we should leave early tomorrow morning.
You: okay! let me pack!

[lauj_geek93]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi?

You: who this?

Stranger: what?

Stranger: o-o

You: huh?

You: haha

You: i am an alien!

You: from outer space!

You: you?

Stranger: of course you are

Stranger: I'm from mars , nice to meet u

You: i'm from eath's moon

You: earths moon


then they logged off.

[SushiToaster]

we just talked at first and he was kinda cool but then.. it started getting weird o____________o'

Stranger: san diego?
You: la actually
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: you like to get john teshed?
Stranger: u can see my Richard if u want
You: uhh i'll pass
Stranger: r u sure?
Stranger: its just a pic
Stranger: u cant see my face or nething
You: i have a bf already
Stranger: he'll never know

[dewdrop]

lol this is interesting.

[AsianL0ve]

Stranger: 8/f/thailand
You: your 8
Stranger: yeah
You: what are you doin online talkin to strangers ar 8
You: at*
Stranger: it's not 8 in thailand
Stranger: and i'm looking for old men
You: haven't your mom taught you not to speak to strangers
Stranger: yeah but you're a bear
You: oh yes a pedo bear.
You: I like 8 year old asians.
Stranger: really ?
You: of course.
Stranger: i like pedo bear !
You: how do you know english if you live in thailand
Stranger: BUT I WILL KILL YOU AND CUT YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING PERVERT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.