[snccrockz]

Mine went well, until it said the person was typing, and he didn't post anything, lol...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: yo
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: you like pokemon?
Stranger: john tesh YEAH!
You: pikachu is the shizzz
Stranger: squritle is da' bomb!
You: what about charmander?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: and charazard
You: ash was a dumbass...couldn't catch for mini cooper
Stranger: the fire breating dragogn
You: yeah yeah the dragon
Stranger: i knowww
You: and what was up with the red pokemon gps thingy?
Stranger: i dont know hee was like reterted that he needed a thing to tell him what animal is was like wtf?
You: didn't you like it when there were just, like 100 pokemon...
You: and you could sing the song
Stranger: totally
You: and remember all their names
You: now its like, WTF?
You: oh, forget to ask, you m/f?
You: you still there?
You: still typing?
You: or are you out catching jigglypuff?.......you know you want to...
You have disconnected.



That's right, I'm an old school Pokemon lover...Gotta love 90's and early 2000 for cartoon subject starters!

[xxvictastic]

.. i`m too scared to try. D:
THEY COULD TRACK MY IP ADDRESS!

[snccrockz]

.. i`m too scared to try. D:
THEY COULD TRACK MY IP ADDRESS!

WTH? really?, cuz if that's true, lol, im kinda pissed since i ALREADY used it...why didn't I think of that before? Then maybe the best way to use it is from a school or library computer, not at home...

[xxvictastic]

WTH? really?, cuz if that's true, lol, im kinda pissed since i ALREADY used it...why didn't I think of that before? Then maybe the best way to use it is from a school or library computer, not at home...

haha yahh. D:
that`s why i`m scared, man.

[snccrockz]

haha yahh. D:
that`s why i`m scared, man.

I guess the best thing would be to NOT use the home computer to MINIMIZE the risk. Other than that, its pretty fun, and random, depending on who you converse with.... But seriously, dude, that fear's now got me scared, haha!

[gleeeful]

Everyone seems to be either 20 or 21.. hahahaha.
----
The person is either:
-Horny
-Psycho
-Non English Speaker

There will occasionally be a normal person..

[adieu.cloud]

Stranger: suck my nuts
You: but i dont like nuts :[
You: esp peanuts
You: like how are you suppose to eat those dry stuff D:
Stranger: then suck my tits
You: tits??
You: what are tits?
Stranger: your mom
Stranger: ask her

^ O___O

Stranger: hey
You: NO
Stranger: m/l
You: im a male too!
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: damn hello kitty
You: MALE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROFL this was funny
Stranger: hi
You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: I came
You: i welcome you
Stranger: to where?
You: to my car
You: with luxcerious car seats
Stranger: oh mini cooper these are luxurious
Stranger: and heated
Stranger: omg
You: RIGHTTT
Stranger: omg
Stranger: AND COOLED
Stranger: THESE ARE john teshING AIR-CONDITIONED SEATS
You: dont forget the flat screen tv D:
You: I SPENDED 10 GRAND ON THESE SHEETS ALONE !
Stranger: sheets?
You: mini coopers*
Stranger: mini coopers?
You: word
Stranger: oh mini cooper and there's even a stripper pole AND a stripper
You: yeah (: he works for me
Stranger: oh
Stranger: It's a guy?
Stranger: :s I couldn't tell.....
You: WHY!?
You: you dont want a guy?!
Stranger: not really
You: we got more in the trunk ;D
Stranger: 8D
You: theres fat
You: skinny
Stranger: wait
You: guy
Stranger: 8/
Stranger: not more guys?
Stranger: you have female strippers too rite
You: gay . ;o all kind !
You: we got trans
You: & THEYRE GIRLS!
Stranger: wut
Stranger: I'm confused
You: we got transexuals .
You: guy to girl o-o
Stranger: nah
You: hurry, we got more customers .
Stranger: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[I Cook With A Flashlight]

You know... After adding a girl from omegle to my FB, I never thought twice about visiting Omegle again...

[alyssiiebearx3]

Stranger: i'm looking horny girls with pics and msn
You: o.o''

^ LOL. i disconnected then.. lmao

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: yu first lol
Stranger: 18m
You: oh . im 14 and female. lol.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ LOLOL.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: GET NAKED B!TCH
You: HOW BOUT NO
You: :D
Stranger: :o
Stranger: go on. get naked
You: no (:
Stranger: :<
You: LOL. i LOVE YOUUUU :D.
Stranger: haha wat.
You: I LURVEE YOUUUU :D.
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: i love you too. but im afraid you arent naked enough
You: LOLOL
You: D:<
Stranger: lol. how old are you
You: yu first !
You: LOL
Stranger: <.< ha 18
You: ohs.
You: yu should prob find a new person to talk to LOL. im 4 years younger than yu :D.
You: and female
You: o_o
You: r yu female
You: o_o
Stranger: nope
You: oh
You: yur prob gonna dc rnt chu LOL
Stranger: i have little idea what you are saying lol. but there are few 14 year olds on here
You: yur prob gonna disconnect? and oh im here.. cuz on a forum.. [soompi.com] it said to go on this site and then meet ppl and post waht ppl say lmao
You: :3
You: im asian :D.
You: LOL
Stranger: haha. you are so strange
You: i know (x
You: where ya from? :D
Stranger: the uk. u?
You: americaaa.
You: lol
You: r yu asian? (:
Stranger: ha no. do you only know asian people
You: no i know non-asians :D.
You: but its fun to think everyone yu meet online is asian :3.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ^^''

^ O:

Stranger: hi
You: hii
Stranger: from
You: uranus :D
Stranger: :D
Stranger: frmo
Stranger: from
You: new york
You: yu?
Stranger: türkiye
You: ohs.
Stranger: female?
You: yea
Stranger: oke
Stranger: now ı am happy
You: lolol
Stranger: new york haa.
Stranger: your name
You: aeryn
Stranger: deniz
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: age?
You: lmao. yu shuld disconnect...
You: lmao. im young :D.
Stranger: age
You: 14
You: there
You: :D.
You: now yu dcd
You: *dc
You: LOl
Stranger: no
Stranger: dc
You: o-o;
Stranger: 14 ha
Stranger: pls give me msn
You: how old r yu? o-o;
Stranger: 15
You: oh
You: o-o;
You: ethnicity?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: msn
You: wahts yur ethnicity O:
Stranger: what 'ethni
Stranger: ı dont understand
You: wahts yur race
You: lol
Stranger: dont understand
Stranger: pls msn
You: o_o waht if yur not 15.
You: o-o;
You: waht if yur a pedobear O:
You: then poor me = victim
You: LOL
Stranger: hey 14 sweet girl . pls msn give me or dc
You: bye (:
You have disconnected.

Stranger: What do you think about socialized healthcare?
You: im stupid.
Stranger: That's okay, don't worry!
Stranger: What do you think about healthcare?
You: what am i suppose to think about it o-o;
Stranger: READ A F---ING POLITICAL BLOG, A$$H0L3

^wtbuck. LOL.

[clouds4ME]

oh shoot i never thought about people tracking me.. crap. haha

[XangelXtranX]

You: hey
Stranger: HELLO
You:Ilike turtles how bout you (:
Stranger: I LOVE turtles !!
Stranger: But monkey kick ass yo !
You:Nah I still like turtle better
You: So how old are you !
Stranger: 15
You: Same
You: Californian
You:?
Stranger: Coroladoin
Stranger: Not sure if thats how u spell it
You: Oh
You:Canadian ehh (:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

.....

[shining_star[:]

LMAOOOOOOO

Stranger: horny
You: wtf
You: ur horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PWUAHAHAHHAHAHA

ewwwwwwwwwww

You: hello
Stranger: lets do sex
You: ewwwwww perv
You: bye

[lilo_azn_gurl]

a guy just asked me to vote for him for a dirtest apartment....hahaha

http://www.myapartmentmap.com/contest/dirt...tment_final/98/

------

You: hii......?
Stranger: tell me you love me
You: you love me
You:
Stranger: suck my d!ck >:O
You: im good
You: dont wanna
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahaha

------

[CaptainO]

You: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: hello guy
Stranger: im sexy gay male
You: Sorry, I'm a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Haha, this site is so funny!

EDIT

Another funny one!

You:
Stranger: hello
Stranger: woman?
You: Man?
Stranger: yes
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT 2

So I had another conversation like the one above! I just love it when people are HOPING you're female. I just keep telling them I'm a dude.
Hahahahaha

[xthanhhhx]

wow some of these are funny
but it seems too scary! D:
its 4am and its freakin me out haha.
ill do one when theres sun out xD
the perverts come out at nite D:

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: Texas and u?
You: fsdfdsfdgd
Stranger: ah i'm from korea but i'm not rude i'm very kind
Stranger: asl pleas
You: Oh thats really cool
Stranger:
You: 14/F/Texas
Stranger: WOW
You: you?
Stranger: 17/f/korea
You: annyongsaeyo?
Stranger: wow
You: lol, sorry if its not right ..im such a korean wannabe lol
Stranger: that's ok ! you know korea?
You: yeah, i actually like some boy groups there and singers
You:
Stranger: who??
Stranger: super junior ?
You: Big Bang, Se7en, 2NE1, Wonder Girls
Stranger: wowowowow
You: do you like Big Bang?
You: lol
Stranger: i can;u believe it
Stranger: i know big bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
You: i do too! yay for us.
Stranger: i like big bang very much
Stranger: wow!
You: Me too! who's your favoirte?
Stranger: i like top
Stranger: same !!
You: haha, top is hot :3
Stranger: aha ! you no.1 who?
You: I like GDRAGON.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: very cute
You: I know, he's too cute.! so have you been to their concerts before?
Stranger: yeah !
You: Which one? And how was it?
Stranger: very cooooooooooooooooooooool

then she dissconnected after having an awesome convo. :/
but weird, i met a korean
i thought I was gonna meet some perv.

[Rainity]

internet is dangerous. i would but i wouldn't risk it lols.
incase i get stalked but some convos here are pretty funny.

[dianannsano]

Stranger: hi
You: hola
Stranger: hola
You: is this like the "Talking to God" stuff?
You: All AI
You: artificial intelligence
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: i cant understand u
You: like are you really a person or computer generated to make responses

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

------------

^ Hahaha... I'll try again later.

[xMitsukiChanx]

connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: spatulaaaaaaaaa
You: you're boring
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: you too !
Stranger: haha
You: yeah
Stranger: where you from?
You: WELL
You: earth
You: I come in peace
You:
Stranger: תגיד שאתה מישראל ><
Stranger: בבקשה
You: kasldjflasjdfdlkjfjlkd?
You: kldsjflsdkjfl!
Stranger: נווו באמא שלך
You: kslfjiejfjjfjfjfjfjjf
You: jfiermdkfjff?
You: 什么乱七八糟的！
Stranger: Do you speak Hebrew?
You: 呸
You: nooope





You: spongebob?
Stranger: hey there
You: omg i missed you!
Stranger: yes
You: it's patrick!~
You: =)
Stranger: no, yoiu got me
You: so how's the pineapple these days?
Stranger: ):
You: doing goood?
Stranger: rotten
You: look, can we just like eat it already?
You: pineapple houses are overated
Stranger: yeah




Stranger: hhi
You: hhi
Stranger: from??
You: mars
You: you?
Stranger: mee too !
You: omg!
You: NO WAY!!!
Stranger: are u green??
You: nope, I'm blue =)
You: you?
Stranger: mee too ! ;D
You: OMG!!!
You: oh this is so exciting
Stranger: yes
You: i'm gonna cream myself
Stranger: siitä vaa
You: 怎么又有人跟我讲外星人话！！！
You: 屁！！
Stranger: vittu opettele puhuu



Stranger: hey
You: omg are you that pervert from this morning?
You: WTF!
Stranger: sure i am
You: leave me alone!!!
You: stay away!
Stranger: never!
You: i'm calling the cops!!!
Stranger: im always behind u
You: they're gonna go arrest you right now!
You: omg!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: get away!!!
Stranger: im always there where u are!
You: don't stalk me!!!!
You: i'm running away to antarctica!!
Stranger: i follow u..
You: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: u cant never run away from me!
You: yes i can!!
You: you can't find me!
You: i'm like waldo!!!
You: muwahahaha!!
Stranger: i always find him..
You: oh really?
You: mini cooper
You: well
You: i'm gonna go hide now!
You: you'll never find me!!!
Stranger: now?
You: NEVER!!!
You: NEVERRRRRRRRR
You have disconnected.


LOL ----edit----
new one:


Stranger: Hey there
Stranger: M / f?
You: trans
You: you?
Stranger: Errrr
You: don't judge me
Stranger: Pre or post?
You: i had enough of people bullying me
You: i'm gonna stand up for my sexuality!!!
You: don't make fun of me!!!
You: stop it!!!
Stranger: o_O
You: i'm not weird!!!
Stranger: I wasnt saying anything!
Stranger: Shiiiit
You: why are you judging me!!!
You: you!!!!
Stranger: Im not!
Stranger: I totally respect that
You: I'm so hurt by your comments!!!
Stranger: Its your choice
You: why???
You: why can't I be a trans???
Stranger: . . .
You: ?!?!?
Stranger: Waiting...
You: who said I can't????
Stranger: Waiting...
You: why is the world so cruel
You: I'm gonna go cut myself
Stranger: Awh
Stranger: ///
You: and it's gonna be all your fault
You: pinkberry.
Stranger: I would be really sorry
Stranger: If I knew you on a personal lever
Stranger: Level*
Stranger: As of now
You: fine
Stranger: You're a bipolar emo tranny to me o_O
You: let's get to know each other
Stranger: Nope
You: i'm not EMO
Stranger: Err
You: judging me again?
Stranger: "Cut" Is not a lifestyle
You: I hate people like you!!!
Stranger: Emo is
You: my councellour said to not talk to you!!!
You: people like you!!!
You: you're emo!
You: I'm not!
Stranger: Im emo?
You: I just want to be loved!!!
Stranger: Uhm hon
Stranger: You are very EMOtional
You: yes hon?

[xo_sugar_ox]

Stranger: BLLLOLLLLLU
You: hello, my name is connor
You: I'M A 15 YEAR OLD MILLIONNAIR
You: *MILLIONAIRE
You: what about you?!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: ME TOO
You: AWESOME!
You: so whats your name?
Stranger: connor!
You: REALLLYYY
You: AWESOME!
Stranger: YEAH!
You: WE COULD START OUR OWN COMPANY
You: the connors
You: oh yes.
Stranger: CONNOR AND CONNER
Stranger: CONNOR*
You: wei'll be famous
You: THE RICH CONNORZ
Stranger: YEAH!
You: we gonna get hella $$$$
You: AND GIRLZ AT DA CLUB
You: ;D
Stranger: WE'RE ALREADY HELLA RICH
You: YUP TRUE
Stranger: WE JUST NEED THE FAME AND THE GIRLS
You: BUT MORE $$$ WONT HURT
You: OH YESS
You: WE NEED TO BE ON DA TV AND NEWSPAPERS
You: AND WE'LL GET SOME SEXY GIRLZZZ
You: MASSAGING US!
Stranger: AND THEN THEY'LL RAPE US WITH THEIR GIANT PENISES
You: THEIR BOOBS ACTUALLY
You: THEIR DOUBLE D BOOBS
Stranger: YES, THOSE TOO

[WYtherapist]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey o.o
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Somewhere
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: where are you from?plz
You: Somewher mayne
You: somewhere**
Stranger: 음..
You: l spak english
Stranger: ㅇㅇ
Stranger: i'm from usa
You: Me too, wow we actually have something in common
Stranger: wow
Stranger: can you speak korean?
Stranger: i love korea
You: No, l can't speak korean. l love korea too.
Stranger: wow how old you /
You: 1 yrs old
You: ;-D<3
Stranger: one?
Stranger: f/m
You: f/m?
Stranger: 너 미국인 아니지?
You: Dammit l spak english!
Stranger: you aren't american
You: Wtf..
Stranger: ?
You: How am l not american? LOL.
Stranger: i don't like you i hate you plz shut up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

l'll try again..lmfao. l'll edit later..
Right now, l'm totally convinced their not bots, lol.