[skycheerio<3]

OMG dude this is so fun!!!!!

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: m/f ?
You: m

then he disconnected..

Stranger: What Americans like sports?
You: Not all americans like sports
You: well people like football
You: basketball
You: baseball
You: ect.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Global anti-American

^ this dude was sorta creepy...

[x.selina.x]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: male
Stranger: gay?
You: yes .
Stranger:
Stranger: age?
You: 69
Stranger: hahah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

thats so cut . </3

[KeHAEa]

Umm..

Stranger: F*** YOU!!
You: Okay
You: o_O
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: Okay
Stranger: LMAO
You: o_o
Stranger: M?
You: Yum

Stranger: hllo
You: ollh
Stranger: how r u
You: u r woh
Stranger: ur a kool-aid
You: gaf a ru
Stranger: haha
You: ahah
Stranger: racecar
You: racecar
Stranger: nice try
You: yrt ecin
Stranger: wtf urs problem
You: Nothing, yours?

Ehh LOL.

You: Ohm. Ohm. Omega Ohm.
Stranger: Ohmmmmmmm.
You: Om om om OHM.
Stranger: omnomnomnom?
You: Nomnomnom.
Stranger: You are my new favorite, hungry zen master.
You: Pompoms.
You: Omnomnom.
Stranger: Delicious.
You: Exquisite.
Stranger: Hungry Hungry Buddhists.
You: Laughing fat Buddha.
You: Omnomnom I ate his ear.
Stranger: Cannibal you is.
You: Vampire I am.
You: Beware.
Stranger: Lke Van Gough
You: I sense your location.
Stranger: Woooah.
Stranger: Crazy, man.
Stranger: Trippy.
You: Radar! Roar.

HAHHA!!

You: You're weird.
Stranger: hey babe :]
You: ]:
You: -bites-
-disconnects-

Totally random:

Stranger: oii?
You: Oiiink.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: THIS TIME, YOU DIE!!!
Stranger: no
You: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Stranger: no man can kill me
You: What do you mean "no"?
You: Oh
You: But I'm a WOMAN!
You: OH SNAP!
Stranger: haha
You: Yes
You: NOW YOU DIEEEEEEE!!!
You: Bye bye. ;D

[TEMPP]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking to for girls
You:
You: what if i'm a perv looking for guys?
Stranger: then i'm not interested
You: aw :<
You: too bad.
Stranger: sorry i'm straight

I didn't even hit on him LOL


everyone else i talked to was some kind of internet predator

[skycheerio<3]

Gosh, I just talked to this person.
And I think he/she is a soompi member but 0.0"""
Edit: IF I knew you from soompi, I wouldn't of been so evil to you xDDD

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: do you have a scrotum
You: what..
Stranger: a man part
You: no because my wife cut it off with a butcher knife
Stranger: she sounds dangerous
You: yup she is
You: unforntunately, the doctors attached it on my head
You: instead of down there
Stranger: i bet u look attractive
You: so now I have a attenae on my head
You: damn right
You: I look madd sexiii!
Stranger: yup......i guess so
Stranger: do u drink 1% or 2%
Stranger: or skim
Stranger: or whole....milk that is
You: I don't drink milk
You: I drink monkeys brains
Stranger: r u n alky
You: whats an alky
Stranger: an alcoholic
Stranger: r monkey brains good?
You: hell yeah
You: especially raw
Stranger: thought so....
You: I like to drink bulls bear
Stranger: r u a britney spears fan
You: shes hawwwt and can dance and sing!!
You: durrrrhhhh
Stranger: or lady gaga
You: lady gaga is more madonna like
Stranger: so is that a yes
Stranger: or no
You: yahhhh
You: I like britney spears
You: and lady gaga
You: they both have their talens ;D
You: are you 78 years old?
You: I am and damn proud!
You: We 78 year olds need a party
You: You know what loookks hawwwt...
You: Turtles
You: pink turtles
You: i'm bored 0;
Stranger: i can tell
You: of course durrrrhhhhh
You: racecar
You: ----''''
You: dude are you from soompi?
You: cause soompi is the shizzz!~ its so hawt
Stranger: i like turtles.
You: who doesn't
You: only losers hate turtles
You: we should make a petition!
You: "Save the turtles"
You: !!
You: They are dying !!
Stranger: save them from what.
You: from the monster >--->
You: that eats them
You: save them from those evil giant monster.....
You: LIZARDS


You: !!!!!
You: durrrrhhhh
You: isnt that obvious
Stranger: samara eats them all. samara kills all.
You: will screw samara " I"ll go get turtle protectant spray
You: and save the turtles!!
You: Turtles are friends!!!
Stranger: samara is in pants. turtles are my life.
You: ughhhhh
You: The turtles would probably bite the samara off
You: turtles are awesome like that!!!
You: ;D
You: Did you know I got an operation?
You: A major operation
You: Now I'm a he-she
Stranger: who do you think samara is. a giant penis. no. samara is love.
You: 0.0"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''
Stranger: well then you just have a mangina. no biggie.
You: turtles are awesome
You: thats it
You: end of story
Stranger: JUST StOP
You: DURHHH
You: anyway, are you from soompi
Stranger: yes. baduhhhh.
You: okay whats your username
You: prove it
You: I bet you dont even know what soompi is
Stranger: samaralyf333101
You: omg you are
Stranger: duhh. told you.
You: ok I'm nto sure
You: since I can't search members
You: okay what is soompi?
You: if you can tell me what it is
You: I'll believe you
You: OMG LIAR

You: You don't know what soompi
You: is
Stranger: its korean stuff
You: omg how di dyou know
Stranger: i'm john teshing on there
You: but I can't find your username
Stranger: thats how i know what it us
You: 0.0""
Stranger: is
Stranger: thats because i gave you a fake one
Stranger: i dont want you to know my real username
You: omg
Stranger: it makes me paranoid.
You: me too
You: If I knew you were from soompi, I wouldnt have bullied you ^^
Stranger: NO WAY. thats so coolllllll
You: Soompi people are my friends 0.0"
You: thats way
You: why
Stranger: r u koreAN
You: nope
You: chinese
You: you?
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooo way me 2222222222222222222222!
You: omg thats cool
You: whats your favorite kpop singer?
You: I like bigbang
Stranger: god there are just way to many!
You: Whats your favorite korean drama?
Stranger: im not into that.
You: cool
You: do you like c-pop
Stranger: john tesh SALT
You: you eat dirt
Stranger: alexander the great
You: I still don't trust you from soompi """
Stranger: let's make skin flake sandwich
You: ewwww eat it yourself
Stranger: with my grandfather
You: aiya
Stranger: only if you help me foot
You: I rather jump a mountain than do that
Stranger: konichiwawawawawa EYELASHES
You: yuck
You: I hate eatting eyelashes
You: only my pet snail does that
Stranger: OH MY GOD SAMARA'S GOT ME

[picturesque]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: im male
You: im female
Stranger: from where?
You: from here.
Stranger: try to be serious
Stranger: where are u from?
You: i am serious.
Stranger: 거참 알고 물어보는구만
Stranger: 하여튼 꼭 티낸다니까 병신들
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol he suddenly spoke korean o__o
i was about to type in korean too then he disconneted. damn. rofl

[rexophilius]

Aw, at first I was connected with some pervs who were all creeps, but I'm actually talking to some really nice dude.

[hamuja]

You: Banana
Stranger: Orange
You: LIES
Stranger: No lies//:(
You: ;____;
Stranger: that's a weird face thing
Stranger: @.@
You: Your mom is a weird face thing.
You: @.@
Stranger: Yea..my mom is dead..
You: That'd explain the smell.
Stranger: That's really not nice..
You: Neither is the smell.
Stranger: I HATE YOU GO F**K YOURSELF!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: there is no ____
You: Nya? D:
Stranger: the correct answer was "spoon"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Yo.
Stranger: Hidiho
You: Oh hell naw >:O
Stranger: Lol that wasnt me
You: Good. >_>
You: Let us start anew.
You: Yo.
Stranger: Hey
You: Excellent >:3
Stranger: Haha Ur hard core weird L8terz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


XDD

[Thaowii]

LMAOOO, it's fun playing a gay guy XDDD
she actually gave me there MSN -___- What would I want to do with it? :\

Stranger: heey.
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
You: ew, i'm a gay guy looking for a gay friendd.
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: for real ?
Stranger: hahaha no there not
You: age?
Stranger: 16
You: pshh
You: you are so young.
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 69
Stranger: HOLY john tesh
You: i am just kid
You: 20
Stranger: hahaha ,
You: you know soompi?!
Stranger: nope
You: oh
You: I am looking for gay guys.
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: thats gay , i got 2
You: lol
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: want there msn ?
Stranger: Lol ones like 18 , and ones like 16
Stranger: okay
Stranger: okay here
Stranger: *earl*c*oi763@hotmail.com
Stranger: theres 1 , let me get the other
Stranger: okay here
Stranger: **-ki**y@hotmail.com
You: bye

[Rainbow Sherbet]

I keep getting people who want to cyber. D:

[wonderfulVIP]

Stranger: Hi
You: IS THAT YOU PIKACHU ? !
Stranger: No it charmander
You: awww
You: do you know where pikachu went ?
Stranger: I just seen him
You: where ? 0:
Stranger: Oh there he goes. Again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha, i tried to find pikachu like 10 more times
but everyone keeps on disconnecting ^


Stranger: whats crackin partner
You: nm, you ?
Stranger: nothin at all how has life been
You: very boring, yours?
Stranger: same here summer has been the worst havent done mini cooper
Stranger: used to going to miami and chillen out but didnt do that
Stranger: been chillen home smokin some blunts
Stranger: up in new jersey you know what i mean
You: ohh
You: im in california.
Stranger: ahh mini cooper thats great cali is the spot i hear
You: but there are so many earthquakes !
Stranger: are u a guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: yea thats true and fires but still beautiful girls nice beaches and the best bud
Stranger: ah so are u that typical cali girl
Stranger: seems like you all migrate to cali wtf is up with that
You: lol
You: but ive been here for like 10 years
Stranger: nice..but gets a lil borin i guess
Stranger: how old are you?
You: soo hows new jersey ?
Stranger: new jersey if pretty fun...just not my town
Stranger: we have beaches cities close to ny so can chill there...its nice i like it
You: ohh i see , its pretty boring here though
Stranger: but would def move out of it to go to like florida
Stranger: are u socal or up north?
You: so cal(:
Stranger: nice how is it borin i think it would be so fun there
You: haha not really
You: its aiight i guess,
Stranger: yEA everywhere has its ups and downs i guess
Stranger: just gotta make the best out of it
You: yep !
Stranger: you go to some fun partys or not your style
Stranger: i could dig goin to the beach for a bon fire relaxin
You have disconnected.

XD he waas too boring, i disconnected
but atleast he wasnt horny un like other people

[miika]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: what
You: what do you want from me
You: god dammit
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats going on?
You: all of a sudden you just say hey to me
You: as if nothing happened before
You: in the past
You: as if we're still friends
Stranger: yea
You: well we're not friends anymore
You: i can't take your bs anymore!!
Stranger: ok
You: i still love you.
You have disconnected.

[itzzanna]

Here's mine. LOL

Stranger: I'm horny
You: Cool.?
Stranger: U?
You: No...
Stranger: awwww:(

-cough-

[graacekimm]

You: hii
You: i'm sad
You: ):
Stranger: why?
You: i had to give my cat away
You: today
You: D;
Stranger: well that sucks.
You: SO DO YOU
You: >:O












i was mad.
I NEEDED SOME COMFORTING AND THIS GUY JUST SAYS, "well that sucks."
A;LKDSJF;LKADJF;LAKSJF;LKAJDF;LKAJSD;FLKJSA;DLJF
AUGH
i'm sad ):

[MiizzHyukiie]

i just had a really awesome convo with a dude from tokyo. he was super nice!

[xherodbskx]

mine was... boring

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey.
Stranger: brazil?
You: are you going to watch the meteor shower tonight?
You: no im not from brazil
Stranger: ooh.
Stranger: what meteor shower?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: my building is falling
Stranger: aaaaaaah
Stranger: help
You: oh really? ill catch it
Stranger: just kiddin'
You: there's going to be a shower tonight
Stranger: where?
Stranger:
You: the sky
Stranger: O:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: LOLOL is it that shocking?
Stranger: pretty much
Stranger: lol
You: hehe
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I'm from north america
You: you?
Stranger: i'm from south
You: oh awesome!
Stranger: do you know ronaldinho?
You: ronaldinho? no sorry i dont
Stranger:
Stranger: OMG
You: im googling him
Stranger: you don't like soccer?
You: rofl no im more of a swim fan
Stranger: oooh.
Stranger: know michael phelps?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: of course.
You: rofl yes
Stranger: know césar cielo?
Stranger: yes?
You: haha yes
Stranger: he's from brazil
Stranger: i already talk to him.
You: D: what
Stranger: césar cielo.
Stranger: swimmer.
You: omg are you serious?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: before he's famous.
You: ahh thats awesome



gah the second one is such a ****

Stranger: big tit????
You: big head?
Stranger: sl*t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:/ he disconnected fasted than me


rofl third turned out to be a d*ck head :/
rofl i keep mentioning the meteor shower
Stranger: Hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: What's up?
You: What's down?
You: hehe are you watching the meteor shower?
Stranger: Crazy! I jsut went outside and looked! I saw 8 earlier at my gf's house. But there are some clouds now, s I'm gonna wait until around 2-3am. They should really pick up then!
You: haha really? lucky its not time for the shower here yet :/
Stranger: What time is it there?
You: its like 11
You: almost man almost XP
Stranger: Oh. It's 1am here.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: It's good. It should be pretty good.
You: haha im so excited for it
You: my first time
Stranger: Awesome heh It is quite spectacular
You: gahhhh so excited haha... sucks that its cloudy now
Stranger: Like my Richard pumping in and out of your mom's ass.
You: what mom
Stranger: kool-aid.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: hi
You: ha i beat you to it
Stranger: koé


ahhah this is so funnn..
okay imma stop posting my conversations rofl

[~MinHee~]

Stranger: Want to do something nice for me? Yes yes, please?
You: Herro?
Stranger: I'll be Herro if that who you want me to be
Stranger: Write me a porn quickie? With a guy named Adam and a guy named Kris.
You: you scare me.
You: D:
You: I'M GONNA TELL MY MOMMY!!!
You: DDDD:>>>>
Stranger: :-\
Stranger: No story then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: may i ask a favor of you
You: maybe.
Stranger: Would you write me a porn story involving either two guys (kris and adam) or a het couple (megan and anoop)?
You: what the hell
Stranger: pleeaaase
You: i just talked to you
You: or one of you
You: I'm still gonna tell my mommy.
You have disconnected.

[larlar]

Stranger: hey
You: waddup
Stranger: nuttin' you, dawg?
You: lipsync'n
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where from?
You: move'n move'n move'n
Stranger: alright

ahahaha i was listening to big bang's LALALA
ahahaha XD

Stranger: hi, im male, u?
You: hi, im mail

AHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[aznswe3tie]

Kinda long xP

Stranger: Hello?
You: i need your advice
Stranger: Let`s hear it
You: kay
You: well
You: last night i was at a party
You: and like the next day
You: i heard my boyfriend was cheating on me
You: at the party
You: with my enemy
You: and like then that pinkberry went around telling everyone that i was a skank
You: and then i found out my guy best friend like me a few weeks ago
You: but we talked it out
You: and he was there to comfort me
You: but then i dont know...i think i like my best friend now
You: and my bf found out me and my best friend have been together more lately
You: and then we got into a fight
You: but i dont want to break up with him
You: ...
You: idk what to do
You: cause now my best friend wont talk to me
You: cause he thinks i'd choose him over my boyfriend who he thinks is a dumb jock
You: and hes all like "what happened to friends over guys?"
You: and...i just dont know what to do..
Stranger: Uh...well...let`s see here, hang on.
Stranger: Is your boyfriend really cheating on you?
You: he says she kissed him
You: and that she only did that when i was in front of him to see
You: but idk if hes lieing..
Stranger: So you saw it then?
You: i ran away right away
You: idk if he was into it or not
You: but...i dont want to break up with him after finding out he was telling the truth
You: you know...regret
Stranger: Well how much do you trust him?
Stranger: Do you believe what he says?
You: we've been together for 1 whole year
You: idk...its just...
You: ughh
Stranger: Have you had any problems before this?
You: no he was the perfect bf
You: he IS the perfect bf
You: my girlfriends say that he was telling the truth, but i just need an opinion from someone who doesnt know this whole thing
You: and advice
Stranger: Then maybe he`s telling the truth! If he really likes you, he wouldn`t cheat on you with your enemy of all people
Stranger: He sounds like a good dude
You: but...what about my guy best friend
You: i think i started to like him...alot
You: and me and my bf are already in a fight
Stranger: Oh yeah that...uh...well I assume you have feelings for both your best friend and your boyfriend, then?
You: ..yeah
You: its just
You: its hard
You: i dont want to lose neither of them, cause if i reject my bestfriend, even if he'll stay by my side, it will NEVER be the same again
Stranger: Do you think the feeling about your best friend will pass though? Is it just like a phase? And how long have you known your best friend?
You: we've known eachother since we were 7
You: uhm
You: idk
You: i think
You: maybe
You: i've always liked him?
You: just
You: he was my best friend
You: your not supposed to like your best friend
You: so i guess i ignored the fact
You: and he says...he saw thatt my bf kissed her back
You: idk who to beleive
Stranger: Why would your best friend tell you that he likes you though when he knows you`re already in a relationship? Seems like he`s putting you in a bad situation by doing that.
You: your right...
You: but then..
You: i guess he just doesnt want to hide anything from me
You: cause he followed me out when i ran out, so i guess he did see the whole thing...
You: thats the reason im doubting my bf
Stranger: Well that`s true....if he`s your best friend though, I would think that you guys can talk all of this out while still maintaining the friendship.
Stranger: ...you can`t control who you fall for though, I know.
You: your a good stranger
Stranger: I`m sorry for not giving better advice, Stranger.
You: you'd be a good person to talk to if this was all actually happening to me,
You:
Stranger: Brilliant
You: LMFAO!
Stranger: 10 out of 10
You: your awsome
You: ;D
Stranger: Well ddone!
You: hahha, i was too scared this story line would be cheesy
You:
You: but i have to ask,if you dont mind, are you a girl or guy?
Stranger: I can admit when I`ve been had and you pulled it off!
Stranger: Oh I`m a guy. An overtly straight male!
You: oh god, your awsome
You: that was just the best reaction
You: xD
You: the positivity in you hahah
Stranger: Well keep it up! Because it worked!
Stranger: I like the effort you put into it!
You: hahahah that was just so much fun though
You: has this ever happened to you before?
You: lol
You: the triangle problem
Stranger: No not at all. But it did seem a bit odd the way you just went right into the story - but still you had me going big time.
Stranger: But yeah I`m a guy, so I had no idea what the hell i was talking about
You: hahah i just loved how you really sounded like you wanted to help
Stranger: Well I`m a nice person. But I always appreciate a good prank
You: hahahah
You: anyywwaayyyss
Stranger: Keep up the good work then.
You: i gotta go for now, id love to talk to you again, to be your a stranger
Stranger: Later Stranger
You have disconnected.

[youngkyungloves]

Oh my goodness this stranger turned out to be nice at first, until he started calling me a "korea dog"
I went all out pissed off at him, even if he were a complete stranger...

You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: AHH
Stranger: where u from
You: Korea
Stranger: me too.
Stranger: kang sang ha mi da
You: yo. the pronounciation is kam-sa-ham-ni-da
You: lol
Stranger: ENGLISH GOOD?
You: no duh. Im an international student living there
Stranger: O study in where?
You: seoul where else?
You: where you from?
Stranger: o university?
You: man you are asking way too many questions
Stranger: just play
Stranger: how do you know i am a man
You: lol, i used "man" as a figure of speech
Stranger: o yeah i m man
Stranger: and you
You: a female
You: what part of korea are you from?
Stranger: daqing
You: that is so not part of korea
You: wow, way to expose yourself, man
Stranger: why not
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: let me ask, how old r u?
Stranger: do you like japanese
You: Japan as a culture? sure.
Stranger: as you like?
You: As I like the culture, sure
Stranger: and other courtires? which you like
You: Based on the way you type, you sound like a foreigner.
Stranger: yes i m sure not korea
You: lol. You know if you were going to lie that you were Korean, you could google.

Here's the part that pissed the crap out of me:

Stranger: South Korea is part of China f**k you korea dog


South Korea is part of China f**k you korea dog


South Korea is part of China f**k you korea dog


South Korea is part of China f**k you korea dog


You: Korea is its own f**king country
You: Wow, what a bunch of s**t coming out of your mouth
Stranger: oh yeah f**k all of korea people
You: F**k you
You: you low life
Stranger: come on
Stranger: korea dog
You: B***h
Stranger: come on
Stranger: son of bich
You: Eat a bunch of s**t
You: You a**hole
Stranger: haha s**t
You: yeah you'd find that funny for a retard who thinks Korea is part of China
You: Korea dog? do you think that's grammatically correct?
You: What are you trying to call me? ㅅㅂ
Stranger: 我是你叠
Stranger: 我是你爹 哈哈
You: ohhh so you're chinese
Stranger: 你们韩国人就他妈是一堆狗
Stranger: 对呗 来啊 你能看明白么
You: that sad
Stranger: 草你妈
Stranger: 韩国臭傻逼


I don't if you're really supposed to get this kind of reaction towards this website. But yeah, it pissed the hell out of me lol.

OH and can someone translate what he wrote back? I'm Korean... so yeah..