[myxlove101]

Stranger: Hey I'm a 23 year old male from sweden looking for a horny girl with webcam on msn
You: hey!
You: Im a 46 year old male from sweden and looking for a horny 23 year old male with webcam on msn.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: wats up?
You: are you from soompi?
Stranger: no..... i dont even kno where that is
You: ....
Stranger: im from pa, us
You: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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People are so fun to mess with.

[babiloveyoo]

Stranger: hey
You: sup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PUHAHAHA that was short Xp.

[xqtpi]

Stranger: hi
You: I'm a vampire.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jadeooo]

LOLOLOL

EDIT:
You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls
Stranger:
Stranger: You're right!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm male if you disconnect you're probably a perv looking for girls
Stranger: i'm a girl looking for them srry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
^ this girl made me lol

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: /
Stranger: ?
You: hermaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


there was one who was really smart.. he enlightened me.

ROFLLLLLLL SOOO FUNNNNYY

[Everlasting Melody;]

This was mine O___o I went all random lol. The guy was a weirdo =_=;; This is a bot right?! O__O;;

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: O.O
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: not good !
You: you?
Stranger: why?
You: idk ! ^__^ are you periwinkle?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: no?
You: how can you not know lol?
You: do you like cheese?
You: i like cheese
You: cheese is good
You: nvm i don't feel like eating cheese =_=
You: i want a strawberry
You: do you like strawberries?
Stranger: i prefer cherries
Stranger: if you know what i mean
You: eww i hate cherries ! D:<
You: cherries are nasty to me
Stranger: nah
Stranger: very delicious
Stranger: especially if they're a virgin
You: nope
You: you're weird
You: don't rape men
You: lol

Then he disconnected rofl xD

[torteca]

Stranger: Tell me something amazing and unique about yourself.
You: i'm an alien
Stranger: Really? I'm a vampire.
You: Yea.
Stranger: But not the sparkly kool-aidgots.
You: I came to earth just 2 days ago
Stranger: I was a vampire fan much much much before that Twilight nonsense.
You: Didn't you see my UFO?
Stranger: I did not.
You: I watched that movie in my homeland
You: Do you all really behave like that
Stranger: Horrible, isn't it?
Stranger: No.
You: So how do you all behave
You: We aliens eat stars
Stranger: Vampires, or humanity?
You: Vampires
Stranger: We're elegant and graceful, and don't jump from tree-to-tree or sparkle in the sunlight.
Stranger: We love forever.
You: Wow.
You: So you drink human blood?
Stranger: Well. In moderation.
You: Wow.
You: We aliens drink milk.
You: From alicows
Stranger: I'm lactose intolerant. ^^
Stranger: I drink rice milk.
You: wanna try alicows?
You: They don't contain lactose
Stranger: That would be better for me, indeed.
You: Okay.
You: So take a step forward then backward tehn left then right then left then forward then backward
You: The milk is in front of you now
You: Drink it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL. I think I was being crazy .

[bishie_bashie]

i got this:

Stranger: 예예
Stranger: 그놈의예예
Stranger: 드러운아이드걸스
Stranger: 우리는더이상jyp가아닙니다
Stranger: 널닮은인형에다주문을또걸어내가

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

anyone wanna translate? =s

[JoC-x]

Stranger: are you a muggle?
You: LOL
Stranger: Thought so...



LOL WTSHIET.

[b0ra]

^LOLL, that's an amazing conversation.

[xsimpleNsweetx]

i got this:

Stranger: 예예
Stranger: 그놈의예예
Stranger: 드러운아이드걸스
Stranger: 우리는더이상jyp가아닙니다
Stranger: 널닮은인형에다주문을또걸어내가

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

anyone wanna translate? =s

LOL thats the song from Dirty Eyed Girls, 2PM and 2AM sang it on Wild Bunny.
If you dont know them then its just a parody of the song Abracadabra
maybe your stranger was from soompi?

[PRINCE KYARII]

Stranger: hallo
You: HI
Stranger: how are you
You: IM GOOOD
You: you?
Stranger: im john teshin great
You: OH YEAH?
You: COOL.
Stranger: Yeah!
You: YEAH!
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: YEAHHH!!!
Stranger: HELLLLL YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH GUUUUUUUUURLLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
You: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHH WAYAYYAYYYYY!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD
You: so wassupppppppp frannn?
Stranger: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS!!
Stranger: fran
Stranger: who the john tesh is fran
You: OAFIFSKFBSFKL WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAZERSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:D:D:D
You: =[
You: franfranfran?!
Stranger: is fran a n*****
Stranger: because i hate n******
You: D:
You: what dont you hate?
Stranger: depends on the time of day
You: OHHHHHHHHHH
You: OH YEAH?
You: OH NO , NO WAYZ I GOTTA GOS. ADIOSSS
Stranger: what
Stranger: your leaving me
-- i disconnected
i didnt like it when he said he hates ____s >_> freak. censored it
i guess i was kinda weird ? o_o i was like OH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and all LOL
then got a little too comfortable talking to this stranger since she was same age and gender HAHA
Stranger: hi
You: HARRO!
You: HAO YU TUDAI?!
You: YU OK TUDAI?
Stranger: ies
You: WAI YU NU TUK BAK?
Stranger: iu?
You: YU OK TUDAI LITE?!
You: TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYL ME YU OK!
Stranger: ok , can you be more normal ?
You: D: okay fine
Stranger: i'm fine, thanks
Stranger: hahahaha
You: hahhahaa
You: hahahahhahha
You: hahhahahhahahahaa
You: hahhahaahahahhaha
Stranger: ok , where are you from ?
You: UM
You: GUESS?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: canada ?
You: NOPE
You: YOU TELL ME FIRST.
Stranger: ok , i'm from brazil . you ?
SO ON SO ON SO ON.. too long to put it xD then she disconnectted LOLOL
Stranger: 17 m England... i have cam.. u?
You: 17 m England... i have cam.. NO
You: I NOT HOMO!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: hay secksee
You: hay ooglay

i had more chats.. but too much to put them down.. one kid was looking for a girl to marry..wtheck >_> LOL!
yeah.. i guess i kinda got carried away and did a lot of chats.. =_= kinda entertaining and weird?

[xxiaoMEI]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: boogeyman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOL!

[Alixana]

Stranger: hi
You: O.O hello there
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what are you doing
You: talking to you mostly and skinning the bear I just killed
Stranger: except chating
You: where are you from?
Stranger: chinese
Stranger: and you /
You: soompi
Stranger: i do not know your country
You: ^^ that's okay
Stranger: what is your major?
You: magic. i'm training to be auror and hunt dark wizards!
Stranger: so powerful
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: your location
You: indeed my friend. i fight for common people, and protect them from the one who must not be named! i'm like sailor moon, olny 100000x better. i'm at hogwarts right now
Stranger: i am a college student
You: that's pretty amazing! i admire you!
Stranger: thinks
You: toodles friend, i must save the world again!


love messing with people on omegle XD

[mentalfiction]

MINE WAS JUST BORING LOL

Stranger: what's your speciality?
You: speciality as in?
Stranger: well,,, hmph... i meant at your studies
You: physics.
You: im going to be a scientist
You: |D
Stranger: sounds nice
You: sounds great ;D
Stranger: at the moment we're dealing with electrical things in physics
You: aweesome
You: zap someone
Stranger: basics of condensators and stuff like that,, ,later this year we will be dealing with magnetism as well
You: ZAAP SOMEONE
Stranger: ?
You: sowoneul marhaebwaaa~~~
You: TRRANSLATION
You: TELL MEEE UR WISHHHHHH
Stranger: wish?
You: yesssssssh
Stranger: about what?
You: anyyything
You: a wish
You: 'cuz im genieeee
You: and i wear sailor clothes
Stranger: okay...
You: no really.
You: just tell me ur wish
Stranger: i don't have any wishes
You: oh come on
You: ur perfectly happy...and happily perfect?
Stranger: wishes doesn't make me happy
You: ...really?
You: dunt you wanna be mr boogie?? (LOL f(x) song)
You: *poke*
Stranger: maybe later
You: yaaaaayyyy
You: ^^
You: ...gosh you type slow
You: im out

[pepsi_twist9]

You: -pokeball go!
Stranger: ye
Stranger: !
Stranger: Pidgeotto!
You: yeah
You: FTW
Stranger: Wing attack!
You: Squirtle Water Gun!
Stranger: DUCK PIDGEOTTO!
You: Oh NOES!
You: Harden!
Stranger: Shackle!
You: Escape
You: Can't escape from trainer...
You: OH SHIZZ
Stranger: change poke!
You: Take out Charizard, yo
Stranger: john tesh,
Stranger: Back Pidgeotto!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: Onix go!
You: OH NOES!
You: use ember, go!
Stranger: hmm, john tesh what doest onix do
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: back�!
Stranger: Snorlax go!
You: OMG
Stranger: mohahaha
You: use FLAIL!\
Stranger: use sleep
You: oh SNAP
You: MAke Noise, something?!
You: OMG
Stranger: haha
You: Stomps on you!
Stranger: john tesh
Stranger: back Snorlax!
Stranger: Go ratata!
Stranger: Shackle!
You: Go back, Pidgeotto, come back!
You: Peck!
Stranger: **jump from side to side attack**
You: Dances: Can't touch this
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hmm, back ratata **u suck**
Stranger: go Nidorina!
Stranger: Pounce!
You: Oh noes
You: Just Dance
Stranger: john tesh, i think i have to call my last pokemon
You: Aw, GTG! Good Match. xD

And then:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I stare at you with a blank deminishing glare
You: I sit there with popcorn
You: I watch you glare at me
Stranger: You mock me
You: and ponder why 42 is the answer of the universe
You: and then I realize, I am hungry
You: I want a sandwhich
Stranger: Popcorn does not satisfy you?
You: no
You: I cannot put it in my sandwhich
You: It messes up with the mayo
You: what can I do?
Stranger: I must ask how you concluded 42.
You: It is the answer
You: only those in the game would know
You: do you play the game?
Stranger: Am forced as many others.
You: then you are a brother
You: welcome
Stranger: Ah yes. You've revealed me.
You: you cannot hide from the game
Stranger: Let us part I am beginning to feel at loss.

[iAD0RKABLESi]

You: HALLO
Stranger: gay/bi?
You: WTF
You: str8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha

[babiloveyoo]

Hahah this is so funny XD.

[ringo<3]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: webcam? im looking for an honest chat
You: no

then disconnection

[sound-G]

Stranger: hi
You: arlo
Stranger: from?
You: ur house
Stranger: right
You: im gonna get ya~
Stranger: No.. you won't.
You: yes i will!
Stranger: Do you know where I live?
You: ur house?
Stranger: yeah, but where is my house?
You: where u are right now
Stranger: yeah, but you don't know were excactly, so you won't get me.
You: but im next to you already O.O
Stranger: eek, so my guitar is alive?
You: now u know...
Stranger: okay
Stranger: But, you have to kow that you are pink.
Stranger: know*
You: OMG....
You: im PINK!!
You: Noooo..~~~
Stranger: Because my guitar is pink.

I laughed hard at pepsi_twist9 post and tot i'd tried to do the same >< heres the respond i get

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I stare at you with a blank deminishing glare
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHA

[xch1nkz]

LOL, first time on that site. =P

You: hi
Stranger: ho ho ho
You: hey hey hey
Stranger: ITS FAT john teshING ALBERT
You: ITS SURE IS
Stranger: damn right
You: word.
Stranger: pinkberry I make Frosted flakes from my eyebrows
Stranger: tahts the good mini cooper
You: hahahaha, i make dandruff flakes w/ my scalp. WHAT'S GOOD?
Stranger: mini cooper man thats beast
You: yeaaa son
Stranger: hell yeah
You: uh huh
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: I got that goat d double g wobble niffles
You: i got that double double animal style fry sonn
Stranger: dude fry cook like spongebib
You: nah man, cashier like squidward
Stranger: dude I pop waffles with a ninja stick
You: well i pop ninjas w/ a waffle
Stranger: OHH mini cooper you are true G
You: wasssupp!
Stranger: not much my nizzle bob chizzle
Stranger: what about you/
You: just chillen homie g skillet biscuit w/ the gravy on the side
Stranger: Nice mini cooper man
Stranger: I get that niglet trio on Wendsday
You: oh? that's what i'm talkin' about man!
Stranger: Hell yeah
Stranger: dude you are awesome so much better then most of the other lame bubble gums on here
Stranger: XD
You: ahhaha thank you. just wonderin, but are you a guy?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: and you?
You: i'm a girl haha
Stranger: DAMN you one hella awesome girl
You: aww ahah thank you =D