[Octopus__]

^
I feel like I keep getting the same horny guy
over and over. >>;

[angelbaby21]

Stranger: heeyyy
You: heyyyy
You: where have you beenn all my life
You: =P
Stranger: haha waiting for you
Stranger: where are you from?
You: haha nicee
You: california
Stranger: me too
Stranger: so cal
You: thats cooll :]
Stranger: haha yea

hahah i thought the begining was pretty funny
ahha he or shee... played along loll x]

i met someone from korea too
he was teaching me lol
prettyy tightt :]

[thepowerofthestar]

This is a strange application, but interesting!

[SiSyd Choi]

I can't believe I had fun chatting with my partner, he seems very nice haha..

Some funny parts though

Stranger: whats the weather like in malaysia?
You: rainy and windy, hot sometimes..
You: it's autumn there?
Stranger: almost
Stranger: but i'm still hot xD
Stranger: even tho its 2° outside...
You: really?
You: how can you still be hot?
Stranger: well i'm inside xD
You: LOL that make sense..

and

You: what time is it there?
Stranger: 3 am
Stranger: you?
You: 9.10 am
You: friday or saturday?
Stranger: saturday
Stranger: so your like in the future xD

he's a fun guy...

[Kim Nalysha]

Here's my convo

u: hi
Stranger: hi
You: m/f from
Stranger: female, Sweden
You: cool
Stranger: 89y of age
You: nice
Stranger: don't you think Im "hip" now, as you young fella's call that
Stranger: 89y and on the MOTHERjohn teshING INTERWEBZ
You: of course not. im an angel sent by god
You: ur time's up
Stranger:
You: sorry
Stranger:
You: good luck
Stranger: th
Stranger: thx
Stranger: same 2 u


LOL, heres anthr one
Stranger: im in the KKK
Stranger: im having a cross burning ceremony in me front yard tonight
Stranger: you should come
You: well then ure exactly who ive been looking for
Stranger: there will be kool-aif
Stranger: aid
You: all those things wont matter now
Stranger: because we ewill kill the blakc!
Stranger: blakcs!
Stranger: blacks!
You: i am angel sent by god
You: ur time's up
Stranger: i am a killer sent by god!
You: n ure gonna go to the black heaven
Stranger: NOIOOOOOOO
You: u r to spent ur afterlife with the blacks
You: good luck
Stranger: i wanna LIVE
Stranger: john tesh me

Stranger: i have polio
You: polio?
Stranger: and skullios
You: im guessing u x have much time to live then?
Stranger: skulliosis
Stranger: no............not at all
Stranger: 78 years its sad
Stranger: ..........

[CorrectionYou'reWrongImRight]

lmao having a convo as im typing this!! its fuN!!
hahahahahah
met a guy from israel!!

he turned out to be 15, so i disconnected LOLLLLLLLLLLLL


then i started a conversation by saying " hello there home slice" cause i wondered how someone will react, and they disconnected me! lmao

OMG this is MY FAVOURITE!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: hey:) you have skype?
You: no but im guess you do
Stranger: yesa
Stranger: u have a webcam
You: and why would you like to know if i have skype
You: oh there you go, you answered i
You: it*
You: so you are a pervie??
You:
Stranger: f or m
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
k.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH A

[Lush]

LOL I'll get the best conversation when I get home.

[sweet_mart]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: fuk off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
^^Very friendly XD

Stranger: 19 years old, tall handsome fit and horny italian boy is here what about you?
^^OMGosh haha

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: Talking to strangers online
Stranger: figures..
Stranger: is that cool!
You: There are lots of creepy people on here
You: Are you creepy?
Stranger: Yes I am creepy
Hahahaha I like the honesty

[wasabi0.0]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: OMFG PEDOBEAR!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;____________;

[Lush]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Are you a creepie?
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you?
You: YES MUAHAHAA
You have disconnected.

[CorrectionYou'reWrongImRight]

OMG THE MOST RANDOM THING HAPPEND!!!! LOL

Stranger: hey, im a guy looking for a girl to have a fun chat
You: ya babbyyy
You: john tesh off and get reall!!!
You: PERV!!
You have disconnected

then i laughed pretty hard cause i thought it was funny
then when i pressed "start convo again...

i got THIS>

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, im a guy looking for a girl to have a fun chat
You: john tesh ITS YOU AGAIN
You: john tesh OFF
Stranger: LMFAO
You: HOW THE HELL
You: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: lmfaoo
Stranger: lmfao
You: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: lmfao
You: omggg
You: are you kiddin me
Stranger: JUST SAY HI haha
You: lol
Stranger: im so bored
You: hj
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: im not tryna do anything
Stranger: i said FUN
You: you know its not a good way to start a conversation liek that
Stranger: ok ill change it
Stranger: hey, im a guy looking for a girl to have a chat
Stranger: LMAO
You: your a fuy looking for fun come on, that sets a red light in every chicks head
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: lmfaooo
Stranger: people have still been talkin to me tholmfao
Stranger: i cant beleive they connected us back lmfa
You: hahahaahah ya i thought itd be pretty funny if i did what i did
Stranger: ther like
Stranger: O NO YALL ARE GONNA TALK
Stranger: lmfao
You: i luaghed pretty hard when i dissconncected
Stranger: lmao
You: then i got you again
Stranger: i did also
You: lol
You: hahahahahah
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: are u the one that said john tesh off get real
You: hahahaha ya
You: LOL
Stranger: LMFAOOOOO
Stranger: THANKS FOR THAT BTW
Stranger: lmfao
You: HAHAHAHAH YOUR WELCOME
You: wow out of 2585 people i got you. again, right afterLOL
Stranger: LMFAOOOOO
Stranger: THIS IS EPIC
You: legandary
Stranger: I HAVE TO MARRY U lmgao
Stranger: jkjk
You: LMAO OOOOOOOOO
You: i wonder why i got you again.
You: it was pretty hilariosu tho
Stranger: lmao
You: as soon as you wrote that
Stranger: IT was lmfao
You: i was like ' OMFG. WTF"
You: hahahahahahah
Stranger: LMFAOO
Stranger: i think i get the same people also tho haha
You: me too
Stranger: im like
Stranger: didnt dis hello kitty just tlak to me lmfao
You: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
You: i hide from the ones i disconnected on
You: but when you wrote LMAO. i knew you thought it was funny lol
Stranger: U COULDNT HIDE FROM ME HAHAHA
You: hahahahah obviously not
You: lol
Stranger: lol dont take this wrong , but do u have aim?
You: lol dude. what did i say about the red lights lol
You: i dont have aim acutally lol
You: its true
Stranger: lmao ok im sorry
Stranger: haha
You: besides yoru a kid, im sure LOL
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: haha
You: KID:P
Stranger: that was still funny haha
You: i have that right now
Stranger: FUK OFF GET REAL
Stranger: lmfao
You: hahaha im still laughing lol
Stranger: *comes back*
Stranger: lmfao
You: hahahahahhahaha
You: that was so random
You: im so posting this on a forum now
Stranger: DOO ITT haha
You: lets say something cool so people can know how awesome we are
You: LOL
Stranger: I LIKE TO john tesh OFF AND GET REAL
You: I AM BEAR GRYLLS
You: YES YOU DO!! lOL

[Lush]

I also got another one:

You: Hi I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
You: And I'm doing an investigation on Internet Predators
Stranger: looking for horny ladies. x
You: Do you ask for age before asking for sex Sir?
You: It is illegal to have a sexual conversation with a minor over the internet, you do know that sir?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CorrectionYou'reWrongImRight]

Stranger: guy 20 asian..
You: hunk of beef, 10 inches, likes it ruff
You: you ike?
You: i have a thing for asian men
You: MMMMmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

[Namki]

hehe

Stranger: THE GAME
You: IS ON
You: YOu'RE GOING DOWN
You: YOU'RE FINISH
You: RAWR
Stranger: OH HELL NO
You: IMMA BITE YOUR HEAD OFFF
Stranger: GRAWL
You: AND SPIT IT OUT
You: MUHAHA LOSER
Stranger: I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL AND mini cooper IT OUT
You: HOLY..
You: *cries in corner*
the convo actually went on for a while... and then my connection died =P

[DamnRight]

I've ran into numerous /b/tards and GD'ers from Gaiaonline. :T

Stranger: hey asl
You: 57/m/next door.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: name
You: Peter.
He disconnected.
---

You: Dear god..
Stranger: hi
You: There's someone at my window
Stranger: y
You: He's trying to get in
Stranger: ah
You: I think he's a murderer
You: ..
You: He's..
You: HE'S OPENING MY WINDOW
You: DEAR GOD
You: HE'S PULLING
Stranger: aha
You: HE'S PULLNG BACK HIS SKIN AND REVEALING THAT HE'S A HORSE
You: OHGOD NOOO
He disconnected.
---

[dorkyxninja]

Stranger: marry ,me?
You: forrealsz?
You: we just met omg im starting to tear up
Stranger: mhum...me to ive got the rings ready
You: wait
Stranger: whaty
You: guy or girl?
You: ahaha
You: xD
Stranger: lmfao girl but im bi XD
You: okay lets go to massachusetts
You: and get hitched ahaha
You: xDDD
You: roflamo
Stranger: what are u
You: a girl but im straight ahaha....
Stranger: lol we can still get married.... hire some hot guys to eff

--------------

Stranger: so how old r u?
You: 14 :T you?
Stranger: haha 21
Stranger: m/f?
You: damn are you preying on a 14 year old?
Stranger: nooooooo
Stranger: jesus no
[same person]
You: WAIT
You: why are you on here at your work computer? ahhaa xD
Stranger: cos imma security guard
Stranger: and i just sit
You: OMG
Stranger: lolwut
You: what a hyprocrite~ you enforce the law and break the law by molesting a girl thats underage
Stranger: ahh stfu
You: AHAHAHAH xDDD im just kidding
Stranger: HAR HAR
You: DANIEL IS NOT MOLESTING ME DANIEL'S BOSSES

[ddalgi]

Stranger: webcam sex ?
You: sure babe
Stranger: m/f ?
You: 57, m, where you live
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hellolovely]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: HELLOP\
Stranger: m or f
You: what time is it
Stranger: its time to0 havveee sexc with horses
Stranger: aeow io write with alot orf rerrors
You: wow
Stranger: pan4o is gay
Stranger: angel is iedityor
You: you are
Stranger: i i l john tesh 0yopur mother
Stranger: aned kill your dogh
You: my mother is daed
You: dead*
Stranger: dawg
Stranger: then i wias ls revive her and have sex qwith her
Stranger: and k9ll her again
Stranger: and then revive her again
You: goood luck with that
Stranger: and then have sex with her
Stranger: and then kill her again
You: sounds fun
Stranger: and then revive her
Stranger: and tehn have sex with her
You: you stooopid
Stranger: and nkfnk
Stranger: youasr odnto jkatgljafmsdf nl;
Stranger: qajmo ik nj
Stranger: jodg,;'
Stranger: who are you
Stranger: ask\kaylv' hj
You: i am GOD
Stranger: l.
You: who are you?
Stranger: i ma jhnep[ rpdpmnaet w jp jad sexp oejyp hpirtt ,ptjrt k[

[Want2LoveU]

Damn.. I am so bored is this any funny?

[AngelsWhisper]

\I talked to some guy who likes to fight. His country's whole North and West is infested with fighters lol crazy stuff