[joongieforeva]

this is the third time i scare horny guys off
.....am i really that scary?

Stranger: hello
You: r u an bubble gum?
Stranger: I'm not sure
Stranger: ?
You: pls tell me u rnot horny
You: r not
Stranger: not at the moment no
You: ok
You: f/m?
Stranger: m
You: where r u from?
Stranger: cali
Stranger: you?
You: cali?
You: where is cali?
Stranger: california
You: im from aust
You: oh
You: haha
You: do u have blonde hair?
Stranger: heh
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: no
Stranger: OMG I'M HORNY NOW
You: john tesh yea
You: do u know i just scare off a horny guy?
You: i havent event start the fun part
You: even
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well I'm a horny guy, will you scare me off?
You: i don't know
You: r u sexy?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: idk?
You: r u trying to be honest here?
Stranger: sorta?
Stranger: I just don't know what you'd find sexy
You: pale white skin
You: how old r u?
Stranger: you first
You: 20
Stranger: got me beat
Stranger: and will probably kill this conversation
Stranger: 16
You: haha
Stranger:
You: r u the kinky type?
Stranger: indeed
You: i want to tie u up on my bed now
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: I want that
You: wat r u wearing now?
Stranger: boxers
You: ah...im gonna miss the stripping part
Stranger: heh
Stranger: sorry
You: r u hard now?
Stranger: yeah
You: i want to kiss ur neck
You: suck you
Stranger: mmm
You: lick ur nipples until they are hard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

maybe they just don't like foreplay?....


some china guy
he is a medical student

You: do u know who is 東方神起?
Stranger: yes
You: tat is the only chinese word i know how to type
Stranger: hah
Stranger: but i dont like them
You: haha
You: why?
Stranger: many girls like you are crasy about them
Stranger: they think them handsome
Stranger: but i think they are not man
Stranger: niculas cage is very man
You: haha
You: i dont really like them
You: my korean friend like them
Stranger: hah
You: she envy those ppl in china who get to go their concert
Stranger: oh god me
Stranger: i think she wants to take them home ( so true i really want to take them home)
You: haha

lol yunho is very man.....i think everyone eyes land on jaejoong first
that's why they think dbsk are not man?
jaejoong is manly too

[b_pa]

i clicked on it, 3 of my friends did the chatting in class

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how r u?
You: babe
stranger: good thnks
stranger: n u
stranger: im a guy
You: lol
You: i know u r a guy
You: what is ur name?
You: ???
Stranger: why do you wanna know my name?
Stranger: just call me stranger
You: cos i want to be ur gf or bff
You: honey
Sranger: wait are you a gal or a guy?
You: gay

then that dood disconnected LOOOL i feel sorry, nice guy though ^^

[I_love_korean_musik]

I've love this website for a yer.And everyhitng just goes crazy
Recent covo:
You: SUP!
Stranger: male?
You: And why may i tell you this
You: you tell me first
Stranger: just answer
You: yeah why
Stranger: im male
You: i'm not gay!
Stranger: whatever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XDDD ILU Omegle!
Here's another funny one:
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: are you ill?
You: Are you mentally ill?
You: JOKING!
Stranger: yes, I am
Stranger: oops
Stranger: true
You: Oh my Buddha
Stranger: Oh my Satan
You: Would you like a free Walmart Gift Card?
Stranger: I don't go to Walmart
Stranger: it's too black
You: Uhhh
Stranger: I may go to public
You: Would you like a free food card?
Stranger: *publix
Stranger: well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD

[RyokuTenshi]

You: hithere
Stranger: WILD ABRA HAS APPEARED
You: OMG LETS CATCH IT
You: MUDKIP GO
Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT
Disconnect*

OMG ! WTH ?!@#$

[just_us]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: SUP!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Airporte-V2]

That was weird. LULS

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: Nothing much, mi amigo.
You: You?
Stranger: nothing kinda bored
Stranger: asl?
You: Which is why you're here!
You: 423545345/robot/space
You: They call me Winky.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
You: I'm the plucky sidekick.
You: But they always send me out to clean the spaceship.
Stranger: awww
Stranger: cute
You: I wanna save the day just once.
Stranger: hahahhah
Stranger: me too
Stranger: so
Stranger: asl?
You: You did the same thing someone else did.
Stranger: hahaha
You: They took forevvvver to say something so simple.
You: So it was like
You: ....
You: ...
Stranger: its sorta inpersonal but its fast
You: ...
You: ..
You: sup
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger:
You: I'm older than your mother.
You: Or your father.
You: Or your legal guardian.
You: Whichever.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so thats like a 50
You: Yes.
You: I just came home from the packaging plant.
Stranger: your 50
You: I'm a fifty year old low-life who left the big bucks.
You: Which was in my lawyering career.
You: But it got way too boring.
Stranger: sorry
You: Yeah.
Stranger: ;9
Stranger:
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: lol
You: YOUNGIN.
You: I HAD TO WALK IN THE SLEET AND SNOW TO GET TO SCHOOL.
Stranger: sorry
You: You kids these days are much too spoiled.
Stranger: but y u tellin me this
You: Why not?
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: lol
You: Cool
You: cuz neither do I.
You: Me and my fifty year old self.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: not my problem
Stranger: get a real job
Stranger: u fat ass
Stranger: bye

[missyblue]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, are you erin? =(
You: yeah
You: im erin
You: whats up?
Stranger: -.-
You: whats with the faaaaaaaace?
Stranger: please don't lie
You: aww i dont lie
You: i tell the truth
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: i'm lukas
You: oh hi lukas
You: i didnt see you today
You: at lunch
You: whyyyyy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i kept LOLing. XD

[FraZZLE]

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Sup?
Stranger: asl?
You: 21/m/North Korea
You: u?
Stranger: is kim jong ILL
You: Hes dead
You: =(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol nice pun

[xxKIMxx]

Stranger: i have a problem i need some advice
You: yes?
Stranger: i have a crush on my sister
You: lol
You: and
Stranger: and its getting alittle redictulous
Stranger: ridiculous*
You: well..not like it wouldnt.
Stranger: im stealing her panties and wearing them
You: man
Stranger: i dont realize im doing it at the time
You: alright dude i cant help you with this!

hahah after he said "i have a crush on my sister" i was like O___O;, but wanted to go along with it to see what they'd say.

[GeneralMarshmallow]

that site is like, full of /b/tards, pedos, trolls, and perverts. aka /b/tards.

[c0llz10]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello, we have been informed about you're unruly behavior
Stranger: really?
You: What have you been doing?
Stranger: and who do you mean by "we"?
You: I cannot go into details
Stranger: ive been masturbating
You: I did not need to know that
You: This is not acceptable for Omegle
You: Please do behave yourself, have a goodnight
Stranger: okay

haha xD i love messing with people

[c0llz10]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm a male looking for a fine lady to exchange nude pictures with
You: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im holding a needle
You: i hope your sewing
Stranger: nope
You: i hope your tattooing someone?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: im masturbating you freak!
You: your masturbating with a needle
You: whos the freak now?!
You have disconnected.

HAHAHAHA,GOOD ONE

[HerRoyalMajesty]

My person told me they were from some place that I never heard of and told me to guess where it was O.O
They typed in all caps the entire time and I felt like they were yelling at me lol ^^;;

[aaircrash]

Stranger: loking for horny girl
You: well then you've found the right stranger ;D

aaaaha, I'm so lame I discontected right after that XDDD

[__imperfection]

Stranger: a guy with a unibrow?
You: nah, more like a fat chick with chinky eyes
Stranger: nice, wish my eyes were chinky right now
You: just close them
Stranger: well i wish i was high
You: I wish i was hot ):
You: LOL
Stranger: like looked better?
You: of course, shaniqua is my idol
Stranger: whos that
Stranger: ?
You: google her.
Stranger:
shaniqua 578 up, 69 down love it hate it

get this on a mug
(n.) a common name used to mock/describe a Black woman from the inner city...this name would include all of the stereotypes: long fake braids, big butt, ghetto voice
You: LMFAO.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Messing with ppl is fun

[cathylovee]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BILL KAULITZ
Stranger: NO
Stranger: WRONG NUMBER
Stranger: I'M SORRY
You: AWWW!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: WHY DO THIS TO ME
Stranger: IT WAS MY FAULT
Stranger: I'M THE ONE WHO PUT THE OWL IN YOUR GRAVY
Stranger: I'M SORRY
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMA DIE NOW
You: THANKS ALOT.
You: YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
Stranger: I'M SO SORRY
You: NO=( DONT DO THIS TO ME
Stranger: I'M SORRY BUT..KAREN...I'M LEAVING YOU FOR RACHAEL
You: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: gimme my bill kaulitz
Stranger: no. I'm keeping him.
Stranger: Goodbye, Karen.

[belzinghast]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am looking for horny female for webcam chat on msn
You: I'm a horny horse looking to webcam chat on msn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LdyxSmiles]

lol i just said hello .. and they said hello.. how are you and i closed it cause idk what to talk about.

[ArJaii]

Lol I met a fob Korean on here once... o:

[zkpd]

some guy started typing korean to me. so i started replying in chinese, lol