[wonder.bang.is.pure.fate]

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Okay, so my cousin, my sister and I and were eating frozen yogourt (Yogurt Passion anyone?) and talking
and this is what happened:*

Sis: So my teacher looks like Caillou so that's what we call him
Cousin: Who's Caillou?
Sis: Anyway, so he prepares his meals one week in advance -
Cousin: Who, Caillou or your teacher?
Me: *chokes to death while laughing*

* To those who don't know, Caillou is a 4 year old cartoon character who clearly can't make his own meals - and he's bald.

How about the rest of you?

[Tetsu69]

Mmm don't think a thread like this has been created but mind me if it has ;D

The weirdest thing and the only thing I have ever choked on would have to be a Doritos chip it was perfectly a large triangle and strangely I happened to swallow it in a weird way causing the Doritos chip to clog my breathing for quite some time, after I was finally able to regurgitate it I believe my throat was bleeding internally? But I learned my lesson from that day on.

[be_mellow]

I choked on my own saliva before....I was talking and then I choked....don't know why, but yeah, it was not expected.

[futureinyou]

^ yeah i hate when that happens, especially when you're sleeping haha.
uhh mine.. oh yeah, i remember it clearly
i was grounded {i was about 10 or so}
i had nothing to do, & i liked chewing on things back then
so i found a random chess piece {& it was one of those glass ones too}
i was laying in my bed, had it in my mouth, and it kinda slipped & i choked on it for a sec
then spat it out.. never did it again. lol

[&. crepuscular]

^ LOL chess piece.

umm a fish bone? it was so long... and my mom had to get tweezers to get it out. ughhh horrible memories.

[yeonhee.]

I choked on my saliva while I was talking.

[Yoonzter]

haha i remember this so clearly.
when i was around 12 years old, my family went to mandarin.
as we were leaving i took an ice cube and put it in my mouth because it was pretty hot
outside...
yeap... i choked on ice. at first i was freaking out becuz the ice cube was biiig.
but in like 5 seconds, it melted and it felt like nothing happened haha

[xiam9]

I choked on my own saliva while I was getting my braces adjusted.
I guess she forgot to put the saliva ejector and I also forgot to to remind her.

[:0486]

a piece of rice that eventually made its way out through my nose....

[winterofdiscontent]

My friend choked on a fly once.
It was so funny, and I couldn't stop laughing at her

[danaisVIP]

last week i started choking on my spit in the middle of a test . XD
i made this weird noise, and everyone thought i was having a stroke, and dying . XD

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LOL, one time my sister choked on a L I F E S A V E R .
HOW IRONIC IS THAT ?! LOL, L I F E S A V E R , and she choked on it .

[kishycathiee]

LOLLLLLLLLL, CAILLOU!!! XD

I choked on icecream before. FAIL.

[BrightCloset]

a piece of rice that eventually made its way out through my nose....

I can just imagine that.

But as for me it would be my saliva.
It's actually happened to me quite a few times.
Gross.

[5.mystline]

Not sure If this is the weirdest but probs rice..

[Meme_mix]

When I was about 4 I choked on one of those rings you get out those 25cent machines. It was horrid. =[

[eriheart19]

I still remember when I'm still a sophomore, I bought a MAXX candy. I choked it instantly once I had put it in my mouth. LOL. I didn't even get the time to taste it! HAHA!

[damyoungji]

I choked on a gummy bear once, and I freaked out for a bit, but I was fine within a few seconds (after I kept on swallowing hard).

I was sucking on it and I bounced onto my chair when it happened.

Then again, it's not really choking since choking means not being able to breathe or swallow ^^;

[nanaheart]

I choke all the time.
D:<
Once I choked on a mint while riding the bus because the road
was all bumpy.

[soulremix.]

I choked on my saliva before when I was talking haha xD

[Lavender.Sky]

i hate it when i choke on saliva
and omg i'm scared to choke on fish bones ><
cos what if im like trying to swallow it down
and it scrapes my throat O_O freakyy


once i choke don this caramel candy that was like a sphere
KILLED ME UGH