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Worst Break Up Lines?

#1 User is offline   Tayl 

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 04:58 PM

Ever hear any break up lines that sound just plain cheesy? Share your thoughts ^~^
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 05:20 PM

...just for the record. sometimes it really is US and NOT you. @_@'
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 05:30 PM

It's not you.......It's me dry.gif (most common) I think.

But the worse one would be........

I fell in love with your best friend or your sister ohmy.gif

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 05:34 PM

"You are too good for me, you don't deserve someone like me."

Then the next day you see them with someone else.......=________="

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 05:54 PM

"To be honest the sex was just bad."

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 06:00 PM

Cheesy break up lines... boring

now FUN break up lines, that's more interesting:

"Ow... I banged my head! That really hurt! Hey... who are YOU?"

"I'm holding you back from all the other lives you could be ruining."
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 06:08 PM

QUOTE (Rockette @ Apr 16 2009, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"To be honest the sex was just bad."

-johdirockette


lmao. I girl I know got that. The guys said she was a b**ch and was bad in bed. & he also said something like ," And you AREN'T supposed to bite it idiot!" xDDD She transferred after that.

"This isn't working.....sorry" <---hears that alot

"It's not you it's me" <--I've never actually heard that
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#8 User is offline   RICEDUCK 

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 06:11 PM

"How do I say it... it's not working out"
?!?!
Just give a reason o-o
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 06:19 PM

" I don't know what to say... So BYE"
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No comment...

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#10 User is offline   and i sayd 

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 08:32 PM

lets just be friends

or

I think were better off friends

OMG ive gotten to many of those i mean at least be more original idc if were breaking up just don't use that line -___-"
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 09:03 PM

uhmm.

him "i don't think this is working out, i'm not a very good boyfriend."
me "that's okay."

THREE DAYS LATER ! (OVER MYSPACEEE ! -____-)
him "i'm really sick and tired of YOU running away. let's break up"

w...t...h...
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 09:40 PM

- "my mommy found out and said no"
-"my mom found out and said i can't date til i'm (age here)"

LAMEEE
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 05:37 AM

"i have other priorities to focus on"

"im too busy" - that could be used for real or a cop out
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 06:16 AM

"I see you as nothing more than a friend" and also
"I just can't handle a relationship right now."
H e a r t _Beat~

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 06:18 AM

"i don't want to keep hurting you"
"i just want to be single for a while"

not even a month later he's already dating your friend >.>
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 06:31 AM

"I'm breaking up with you because I love you"
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:02 AM

^
ditto.

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:16 AM

"It was between you and my imaginary friend Bobo . . . Sorry "

"we were dating? since when?"

"I'm not the right guy for you... be happy without me."

"You're too perfect for me, were not meant to each other"

" I love you but I'm not in love with you"

"It's been real and it's been nice, but not real nice"


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#19 User is offline   Argentine 

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:18 AM

any line is better than she just plain dissappearing from your life and leave you hanging....
Atleast you know then and there it has ended.

in the spirit of the topic though I guess this line is the worst for me
"I dont feel it anymore,you changed"
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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:03 AM

i used to think it's not you, it's me was horrible but then i found myself using it one day.........
all i want to say to you is lalala unspeakable
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