[jumbo14]

Well, today I woke up in the morning after having wonderful dreams of marrying a beautiful woman. I ate my breakfast and went out to the public library. It was there that I saw my ex-gf and her friends. I was so embarrassed because i gained a lot of weight since she dumped me. I went to the back of the library to hide from them and logged in to soompi. I held my head low hoping none of them could see me, but it didn't work. My ex-gf's extremely tall friend saw me and then it was all over. They came over to my table and started talking crap about me. My ex-gf's nerdy friend saw "soompi forums" in the minimized tab at the bottom or the screen and opened it. Everyone called me gay because i was on soompi. They said I was a fat homo and I should kill myself. They said I was a soompi kool-aidgot and I watch hentai everyday because I can't get any girls.

What can I do to lose weight to impress the girls?

[booboo123]

Hey dont get too upset, there girls they can be bean pie. Who cares what was silly pinkberry says...besides theres plenty of males on soompi and plus their gay for caring about what you do on.

[Hakiri]

Firstly, don't throw yourself off a building because you'll be the same weight you are now, just.. maybe in a stretcher ><

Gain confidence. Find the best things about you and think about those and forget about the negatives.
Confidence will show and if you're happier with yourself instead of trying to hide yourself, maybe those girls will stop bothering you.
Then you can start eating healthily, see how your eating habits started to change after you broke up with your now ex-gf, and try to change them back to the way they were.

[Ducky^^]

Well it's normal to get dumped, seriously teenage love doesn't last long, so the chance are we'll encounter quite a few b*tches or jerks in our lives. For the first few times it'll suck the most

[yuri9do0]

ugh
dont listen to those girls
those girls are bit&^^& and theyre saying crap cuz theyre too dumb to know anything else
trust me
even from a girls point of view, those girls are losers
im sure you can get back on track (:
dont give up!

[Sam Sik]

Dude you're just trolling everywhere hahaha.

[PrototypeStacy]

LOL. Same guy from Love & Relationships thread.
Nice stories you got there. Should really write a fanfic.

[erincait]

All of the cool guys I know have interests. Soompi totally counts. Besides, these girls are so dumb that they think "gay" is a good insult. Pssht. Anyone who's idea of a good time is to try and make someone else feel bad is a LOSER. No question.

First off, do not feel bad about yourself because of these girls. Feel pissed, motivated, whatever, but do not let them get to you.

Focus on your personal goals, if that is meeting this beautiful woman that you may eventually marry, then looks aren't everything. Humor, intelligence, success , interests are all things that attract women (I should know).
Confidence is key. If you need more confidence and losing weight is the way to get it, then you should create a simple plan to begin losing weight.

Cut out soda (usually the fastest way to cut calories) in favor of water or tea (green tea speeds up your metabolism). Limit yourself to eating out once or twice a week. Concentrate on simple meals, oatmeal or cereal (low sugar, high fiber) in the morning, apple or orange snacks throughout the day, a sandwich with whole grain bread, etc. Eat reasonably, but do not starve yourself! You won't lose weight you'll just weaken yourself. Eating well doesn't have to be expensive, it just takes a little more effort. You don't even need to know how to cook.

an exercise plan would help too. The problem that most people make is they try too much too fast. Set aside a half hour a day to begin with, and just run on a tread mill as long as you can and walk when you're too tired to run, working yourself back up to running, repeating until your half hour is up. You could also look up the 8 minute series on youtube.

For my money though, you are okay. And hella lucky to have that b**** out of your life.


Good luck!

[kinein]

T.R.O.L.L. I love the story tho.

[jojo16]

lol the way the story is written isn't very convincing...i thought it was a troll

[Honey.bee]

Wow, your ex and her friends are bunch of bs.

You should get professionally trained to shed some pounds. Get some coinfidence on and own that b.

-EDIT-
Are the posts above me true? Wtf.

[i_4got]

T.R.O.L.L.

This is the same guy that posted topics like this. He'll be banned soon.

[~ BunnyliciouS ~]

such a drama queen.....

[Layla111]

lol you're the guy in the love and relationship thread whose teacher is all over him right >_>
haha you're such a moron
Trollllllllll

[Goombi]

LOL TROLL!

You should post all of your stories in the humour section..

and you're probably offending others that have actually gone through these confrontations.

[kishycathiee]

Can't you at least TRY to make that darn story sound convincing? o__o

[darkerthanblack23]

its a matter of exercise dude you know? I know its pretty hard to go on a diet (speaking for my experience), i cut down all those carbs into like a cup of rice in every meal, I do eat three times a day but only a samll quantity one, never straved yourself coz its gonna give you a craving effect.. well there are lots of program offer weight loss try to google it, and hey this is no biggey problem there are worst cases than yours, so cheer up and be determine to achive your goal..

[nobody knows]

if you have to make up these stories for attention
maybe you've gone to the point where your life is truly pathetic :/

[5.mystline]

lol I read your story then looked at your username, " Oh It's the troller" "

[t0nibear-]

i laugh at how you are dumb enough to start new topics involving different 'girlfriend' situations or whatnot-
all in one day.

i think by then, soompi members will recognize your name and think to themselves,
'oh look, it's the troll !!'