1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
12. If men got pregnant ....
Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available
in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
14. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
20. What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the
circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.
27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half
the time.
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
30 Facts About Men LOL so true!
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 06:59 PM
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LOL so true!
I learn about life from Sex and the City! Yeah!
Men and women are from different planets! Yeah!
I learn about life from Sex and the City! Yeah!
Men and women are from different planets! Yeah!
Grip me with your eyes.
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 07:52 PM
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10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
LOL
some are true but yeah... generalizations >_>
"You have your way. I have my way.
As for the right way, the correct way,
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As for the right way, the correct way,
and the only way, it does not exist."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 08:55 PM
Giyahahahahaha!!!!
Then God made us, woman, ha..ha..ha.. You got it!
Can't be better ^o^
QUOTE
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
I can do better.
Then God made us, woman, ha..ha..ha.. You got it!
QUOTE
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What Men Know About Women.
Can't be better ^o^
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:02 PM
QUOTE (ax1989 @ Apr 27 2009, 07:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
this is so true....u see alot of them on the street
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract. ahaahhahaha dang that's hurts
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
this is so true....u see alot of them on the street
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract. ahaahhahaha dang that's hurts
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
these are the point i think its so true n funny
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:51 AM
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
Thread Winners :]
35 think of?
Dating children.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
Thread Winners :]
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:52 AM
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17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it
SO SO SO SO SO TRUE!!
"You'll know when you find the right one,
when you feel like you don't deserve them."
<3
when you feel like you don't deserve them."
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:10 PM
QUOTE (ax1989 @ Apr 27 2009, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
A tourist.
16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
THe best ones XD haha thx 4 posting!
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:13 PM
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7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half
the time.
Gifted.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half
the time.
...AHAHAHA XD
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 08:58 PM
Haha.
Those are funny~!
(:
I like number 11.
Those are funny~!
(:
I like number 11.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 10:33 PM
hahah this is so funny !!~~ thank you for sharing !
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16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
LOL, so true.
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QUOTE (ax1989 @ Apr 27 2009, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What Men Know About Women.
Ahahaha :D
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19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
35 think of?
Dating children.
That's so true lol, although it doesn't apply to me
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27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Opposites attract.
LOL
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29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Aww.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Aww.
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lol @ #4....that's soooo true. my dad is one of those who refuses to ask for directions when he's lost. but when he's not, he does it all the time.
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30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What Men Know About Women.
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