[sar.uhhh]

I was watching the Lily Allen "Smile" video and I started wondering if any of you would really go far enough to get revenge on your ex... and if you did, tell!

I don't like talking about what I did but I'll go first and hope I don't get in trouble

Okay so me and this guy were dating for a really looooooong time and he ended up doing some really effed up stuff to me. He cussed out my mom, literally stole money from my wallet, took a bunch of expensive stuff I bought over the years I was with him for myself, and WORST, we went on a break we promised we wouldn't start dating anyone else but I found out he was trying to get with two girls... AT THE SAME TIME! And we broke up because I hugged a girl friend of mine and he got jealous that I was too tired to dance with him (we were at a club). So he broke up with me because I was "inconsiderate". Pssh.

Needless to say I was really upset and i had waited a looooong time to get over him. But I still would get really upset thinking about how he did all that stuff to me and I would never see him get his karma. And I was the only one who knew how to piss him off and the only way to do that was through his car.... so I had a bunch of guys throw balogna at his car (when you put bolagna on a car it peels off the paint entirely... so it leaves a big circle.)... and then throw a bunch of random stuff at it.

I know, I know, it's horrible. But I couldn't sleep at night because I felt like he got away with all of that stuff!
But that's the farthest I would go to someone.

Okay, your turn!

[Ls2G]

Moving on............

[eRzzie]

haha wow that is crazy.. but he totally deserved it! lol
sorry I have no stories to share.. but I'm sure many will have interesting ones to share!

[happy_cherrie]

well this is about my friend when she got revenge on her ex

she went to his house late at night and spray painted his car and popped his wheels which was bad enough but she went even further..

since they were going out for a few years she somehow managed to get a copy of his house keys(i dont know how she did that) and when she was sure everyone was out of the house she went in and raided his house...she cut holes in his clothes and threw rotten eggs all over the house..but she was really careful and wore gloves and protective clothing lols

funny thing was her ex never found out

[ny-sw / ny_sw.]

^ DAMNN, that's intense.
The worst thing I did was.. when we were in choir, we were practicing for pop show and the routine involved him picking me up by my waist and putting me on his right side from his left side.
And I was really realllyyy pissed at him for the breakup and I knew that he wouldn't be able to lift me if I had gained thirty pounds...
so for one entire practice, I had on 15 lb ankle weights and he COULDN'T pick me up, and at one point, I flailed my legs around (cause. damn 15 lbs on each legs gives 'em some momentum) and I hit him in the crotch.

[RE.]

well this is about my friend when she got revenge on her ex

she went to his house late at night and spray painted his car and popped his wheels which was bad enough but she went even further..

since they were going out for a few years she somehow managed to get a copy of his house keys(i dont know how she did that) and when she was sure everyone was out of the house she went in and raided his house...she cut holes in his clothes and threw rotten eggs all over the house..but she was really careful and wore gloves and protective clothing lols

funny thing was her ex never found out

dude she sounds like a psycho , hope i don't ever run into her

[yellowchild]

well this is about my friend when she got revenge on her ex

she went to his house late at night and spray painted his car and popped his wheels which was bad enough but she went even further..

since they were going out for a few years she somehow managed to get a copy of his house keys(i dont know how she did that) and when she was sure everyone was out of the house she went in and raided his house...she cut holes in his clothes and threw rotten eggs all over the house..but she was really careful and wore gloves and protective clothing lols

funny thing was her ex never found out

I literally rofled. I think she's pretty smart. some people always go in w/o protection and the family calls police, then they usually get bookd lmao.

and I don't think id ever get revenge on a ex cause its usually them who wants revenge on me '

[Tuxedomask]

^ Well cutting holes into the clothes isn't too smart of an idea...It's a typical "ex" move lol.
I would've just raided the house.

[CharlotteDarcy]

folks, just don't do anything that he can press charges against you.

I don't do revenge. it's childish.

[QWERTY.]

LOLOLOL i loved all the stories.

and i didnt know baloney does that haha
i never did anything to my ex cause i didnt really care for him

[hippiehop]

I got hotter.

and he got fatter.

[sar.uhhh]

Honestly, I could have pressed charges against my ex.
I'm pretty sure balogna on a car isn't something worth shelling more than 1k in.
And even if it was if your really smart about it they have no way to prove it was you.

[x SaRaNg HaE x]

I got hotter.

and he got fatter.

^Hellz yes!!!!