[starskipper]

The most ridiculous (ridiculously funny)thing i've ever heard is that a friend and her boyfriend went on a trip to australia.

They visited the zoo. The boy and the girl wanted to take picture with the kola bears there.So when the camera guy shouted"1,2..."Out of the sudden, the boy yelled"BOOM" at the kola bear. And the kola bear dropped dead on the ground

Apparently it was said that the kola bear was 'scared to death'. And the guy ended up paying 25K AUD for the dead kola bear.

[ignoranceisbliss]

^ lol thats funny but i feel sorry for the koala

I was reading about celebrity gossip yesterday & they had an article on the "Dumbest things Paris Hilton has said"

Reporter: "Are you worried about the swine flu?"
Paris: "I don't eat that."

"I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries."
"Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her."



i don't know why but they made me laugh

[xDTony]

LOL the most ridiculous thing I've heard was..
I was at the shops to buy bread, milk etc. with my family.
I went looking for the milk for my mum.. and i saw this guy walk up to this random girl (well.. at least i THINK it was random xD)
and started shouting "YOU WANT TO SUCK MY WHAT!? YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!!"
I just stood there staring at him for like 5 minutes.

[damyoungji]

"Giving birth is easy. I don't get why it's so painful. The baby just comes out. It's that easy."

Who said it? An annoying guy who nobody really likes.