That's What She Said

#1 krnballer0889

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 04:21 PM

"A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke" -Urbandictionary.com

Let's see how this goes. I know everyone has heard someone say "That's what she said" or actually said it themselves in response to someone else's comment/remark. E-mail us at: jpthatswhatshesaid@gmail.com and tell us the best TWSS moments you've had. Or post here.

That's What She Said

#2 insanelyCRAZY

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:44 PM

X: break the banana in half!
Y: i cant..its too hard
Z: thats what she said

�Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.� - Dr Suess

BAM!

#3 azn_akim

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:46 PM

In reference to our complaints on an upcoming 80 question test

Teacher: Guys, just because it's long doesn't mean it's hard.
Guy in class: That's what she said!

#4 krnballer0889

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:01 PM

all added to the blog

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#5 ertylu

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 01:33 AM

lol
I love these!!!
here are some of mine

Guy 1: Lets go guys
Guy 2: are you coming?
Girl : Ya
Me: Thats what she said!!

Girl: I love candy, Sometimes I just want something to put in my mouth
me: Thats what she said!!

Girl: Ohh!! This tastes sooo good. It like melts in my mouth!
Me: Thats what she said!!

lol

#6 Osprey

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:26 PM

After nearly every phrase uttered while playing tennis.
"I love smelling fresh balls."
"Harder!"
"Get in!"
"Wet balls are so bad to play with."
"Put some spin on it."
And various grunting noises.

#7 ms. rachellica

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 05:34 PM

hahahaha i've had so many moments like these

example:
(when convincing me to funnel beer)
me: i can't! i can't swallow that fast!
guy friend: that's what she said

God's last name isn't "Dammit!"

#8 xX_faRfaLLaz_Xx

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:34 PM

Friend A: *Accidentally spat on the table while talking* Omg, I can't swallow today!
Friend B: That's what she said!

LOL xD

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#9 kylk

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 02:59 AM

i don't get the joke.
can someone please explain

#10 ertylu

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:04 PM

QUOTE (kylk @ May 19 2009, 03:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i don't get the joke.
can someone please explain

for example: Omg, I can't swallow today! (think BJ)

Basically anything that sounds like something a girl would say during sex works. So if any of your friends (preferable female) say something that could apply to a sexual situation, you just say "Thats what she said" right after.

#11 DarkWaltz

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 01:12 PM

True story btw.

We were eating in this korean restaurant, and one of the pipes was leaking water from the ceiling onto some korean girl customer sitting on the table next to mine.

"Omg, it's dripping on me!"
"That's what she said!" (her guy friend said it out loud)

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