[Shiwen]

A says:

how the john tesh do u answer q5.
sigh

B says:

what is it q5
im doing psych lmao

A says:

cultures and gayness

B says:

oh i know alot about cultures but im not too good at the gayness bit
sorry

A says:

oh i thought u would be an expert
SHNAP

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A says:

one day there was a bear and a rabbit in the woods
and they were taking a dump
yeah?

B says:

oooh
yupyup
and then what?
:]

A says:

and then the bear asks the rabbit
does ur crap stick to ur fur?
and the rabbit said 'yes it does'
so the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit.
:]

B says:

hahahahaha!
hey!
thats like
actually a very true story

A says:

...
it sure is
because bears and rabbits take dumps together
and bears and rabbits speak english
and bears wipe their asses after taking a dump

B says:

hahaha
omg
picky
i meant BSIDES that obviously

A says:

u john teshing idiot =D

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A says:

well

NOW i know how to boil eggs

rofl

i asked someone how to cook

and theyre like

bol it, dump the eggs in and leave it for 5-10 mins

SO I DID

AND john teshing DUMPED IT IN

AND THE EGGS BROKE

WHO WUD SAY DUMP. eggs are fragile

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A says:

oh u want some dont u

bring it on pinkberry

*knees u in the stomach repeatedly*

B says:

-STABS U IN THE EAR REPEATEDLY-

A says:

haha that was a fake ear *takes off fake ear*

*stabs u in the eyeballs*

B says:

haha that was a fake eyeball -takes out fake eyeball-

A says:

*stabs u in the eyeballs again*

*the REAL eyeballs*

B says:

HAHA! another fake eyeball =p -takes out 2nd fake eyeball-

i got plenty of these

A says:

*incinerates ur entire head and upper body*

B says:

haha that was my fake fireproof body -takes off fake body-

A says:

-______-

[nayun]

omg...thats is funny
is it same person A and person B each time?

[cassie811]

hahaha!!!
i lyk the bear and rabbit one!!!

[Shiwen]

yeah it is the same 2 people xD

[Kyoko]

I actually saved these. *is lame like that* I save all the funny ones for laughs. =P

Breneko says:
ir bif
Breneko says:
big*
Rei says:
Mine's small.. *afraid of breaking it* x_X
Breneko says:
3 oz
Breneko says:
.....mine feels small
Breneko says:
it's so thin for a slider
Rei says:
.... *falls over laughing really hard*
Breneko says:
.............
Breneko says:
YOU
Breneko says:
HAVE ISSUES
Breneko says:
http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/products/m...fications/w910i
Breneko says:
SEE
Breneko says:
SLIDE
Breneko says:
NOT PENIS
Breneko says:
PHONE
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Breneko says:
oh we have crap too and pomagranates and yummies
Breneko says:
what're you going to eat?
Breneko says:
......
Breneko says:
crab*
Rei says:
... ROFL
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Rei says:
Myspace scares me.
Breneko says:
all the cool kids are doing it
Breneko says:
I scare you too but you still do me.

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