[nK)Duke]

http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?

Today at my job I told a joke to a co-worker. We both laughed a little, then continued to work in silence. MLIA.

Today I dropped my ipod. Nothing bad happened. MLIA.

Today, my boyfriend left the room to talk on the phone. He told me it was his mom. Later, I looked at his received calls and saw that it was his mom. MLIA.

[BrightCloset]

Haha.
I love these sites.

Today, I woke up with Hugh Jackman on top of me. Turns out my Wolverine poster fell down in the middle of the night. MLIA

[Shuga]

Today, I woke up with Hugh Jackman on top of me. Turns out my Wolverine poster fell down in the middle of the night. MLIA

Yes, that is the best one.

This one's good too:

Today, my dog ran away. He ran back a few seconds later with the ball I had told him to fetch. MLIA

[Fropit]

LOL. I love this kind of sites.

[Sweet.desire]

LOL~ so funny. i love the site already <3

[jberry5]

lol wtf

A few days ago I received a scary text. At the end it warned me that if I didn't forward it to 10 people I would die the next day. I didn't forward it to anyone. I'm still alive. MLIA.

that should be a FML. for some people, at least. so it would go like this...

Today, [A few days ago] I received a scary text. At the end it warned me that if I didn't forward it to 10 people I would die the next day. I didn't forward it to anyone. I'm still alive. FML

EDIT: XD : Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA

[dudeilovefood]

LOL,
this is funny. i signed up and put
"Today I went on Aim and said "LOL!" to one of my friends, I wasn't really laughing. She did not find out."

[onetwothuy]

Lol, this is funny.
I read these MLIA's in monotone...does anyone else do that as well?

[michellieezz]

I read these MLIA's in monotone...does anyone else do that as well?

LOL, i do!

Today, I told a lie. My pants did not catch on fire.

Today, I was taking notes during a lecture and my only pen ran out of ink. I scribbled on the corner of my paper for a few seconds, and it started working again. MLIA.

[hear me roaar]

LOL these are funny
"This morning, I ate Trix cereal in front of my rabbit. She did not try to steal it. MLIA "
hahahaha and these do sound monotone. x]

[screamxlove]

Oooh, I like how some of these are sarcastic.

The Hugh Jackman.... gah, that happened to me once with a poster of mine. SIGH.

[kuroi-namida]

I read these MLIA's in monotone...does anyone else do that as well?

I do too!

Today, I found a severed leg in my refrigerator. It was a chicken leg. I ate it. MLIA.

Today, I poured myself a glass of orange juice. It said "Shake well for best taste". I forgot to. It tasted fine. MLIA

Today, I couldn't get a banana open from the top, so I opened it from the bottom. It tasted the same. MLIA.

so funny! I love it!

[seafood]

lmao random , but some are really funny . (is this kinda like mocking f my life?)

Today, my boyfriend didn't tell me he loved me. I wasn't bothered, we've been dating for 2 days. MLIA.

Today, I saw the guy I like hugging another girl. I didn't get jealous because it was his sister. MLIA.

HAHAHAHA

Today, I felt a lump on my chest. But it's okay, it was my breast. MLIA.

[chll51]

Today, I opened the fridge. There was nothing I wanted to eat in there. After 15 minutes, I opened it again. There still wasn't anything I wanted to eat in there. MLIA

That's so me.

Today, I decided to tan on the balcony. I took my top off and my neighbor came out and saw me. He's a guy. So am I. We greeted each other. MyLifeIsAverage.

haha. some of them are really misleading in the begining

[fiveplusohplusone]

Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway

\Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women
I'd like to tell this one to my brother. sometimes I think that he really believes that women will tackle him

hahahaa these are great

[xAdorableHero]

lmao. The beginnings are so misleading.

Today, I went to see a movie and when it said to turn my phone off, I only silenced it. Nobody cared. MLIA

I woke up and my roommate was on top of me. It wasn't awkward. we have bunk beds. MLIA

Today, I woke up with a man in my bed. It's okay though, it was my husband.

Lol wtf?

[doll face]

This morning, I ate Trix cereal in front of my rabbit. She did not try to steal it. MLIA

Today, I drank Kool-Aid. A giant pitcher of juice did not break into my home. MLIA.

ahaha, awhh. the beginnings are misleading, but some of them are cute(x

[StupidGurl]

Today, I made a joke about blondes. There was a blonde there. No one cared. MLIA

Today I was going to clean my room, but then I found a book under my bed and read that instead. MILA.

Aww, I LOVE these!
I love the FML too.
These sites are hilarious.
People these days are really creative XD

[ponkie]

I love these! They're so sarcastic.

[sunnyworld]

i love this site already :]