[sloveu]

3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, �I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?� The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, �I have a bomb. What do I do with it?� The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, �Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, �Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.
^LOL^!!!


Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/06/the-bomb-and-the-pilot/

[japjoong]

that's hilarious !!!
LOL !!

[Starberriee]

LOL, that took me like 3 minutes of thinking before I got it. Haha good joke!!

[&. crepuscular]

oh i heard this except it was like;
george washington, abe lincoln, and george bush.
they were all making speeches to america and like
george washington: this cherry tree is for you
abe lincoln: african americans' freedom is for you
george bush: this bomb is for you
then the bomb exploded and this kid started laughing and said the thing about the fart
sorry, i'm too lazy to make it storylike lol

[rachii-ee]

LOLLL, i've heard of this joke!
Ahaha, it never gets old
Thanks for sharing!

[bloodrayne]

omg this is seriously funny XDDD