[Vivichi]

Sorry if they had been posted up before. Also sorry if this offends anybody.

I just had some weird craving for yo mama jokes. xD
Here are my favorite ones. Feel free to post more.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat when she wears X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigarette butt at her house, she asked, "Hey, who turned off the heat?"

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.


Yet again, I hope these didn't offend anyone.
ENJOY! THESE MADE ME LAUGH REALLY BADLY. xD

[rachii-ee]

ROFLMAO!
These jokes just made my day
Thanks for sharing! x)

[Jude_OooSomethingShiny!]

Rofl you got a lot of time on your hands xD

I got one

Yo mama's so fat the when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out.

[hellolovesmile]

i love these jokes, are ahah kind of mean to....fat people. probably are out there, but never heard of "yo mama so skinny.." jokes.

[Nana544]

awww man. these jokes are funnY!!!

[mchelly114]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
Yo mama so stupid she tried killin a bird by throwin it off a cliff.

Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder - you breast feed like this: *blows powder through fist*
LOL. white chicks

[CupcakeCandy]

Yo mama so fat the plutonians can see her.

[spiral_flare]

I know ALL of these, they're so old. But thanks for sharing.

People should really start coming up with new ones though...or maybe they're a thing of the past.

[ArchDragon]

Yo mama so lame, she needs a wheelchair.
Yo mama so old, she farts dust.

LOL thx for sharing~ most of them are quite hilarious xD

[&. crepuscular]

LOLOL it's been such a long time since i read yo mama jokes
thankyou for sharing! (:

[Honey.bee]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

OWN.