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What Men Should Never Say After Sex

#1 User is offline   sloveu 

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:32 AM

1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”

2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”

3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”

4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”

5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear, OK?”

6) (Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”

7) (Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print it!!”

8) “You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!”

9) “My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better.”

10) “Do you know what a ‘douche’ is ?”

11) “Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.

12) “I want you to try some of MY deodorant.”

13) “I’m not into relationships. Can’t we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?”

14) “Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!”

15) “I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !”

16) “I’ve been getting these little blisters lately——-”

17) “You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?”

18) “You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!”


Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/06/what-men-shou...-say-after-sex/
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#2 User is offline   &. crepuscular 

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:36 AM

aww that's just mean ):

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:36 AM

this should be some kind of unwritten rule
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:40 AM

LOL

Best one is number 7.

Thanks for sharing.
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#5 User is offline   Lavender.Sky 

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 09:50 AM

^ i dont get that one:(


some of them are mean
LOL #11

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:29 AM

^
I think ppl are secretly shooting or taking pictures

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 01:26 PM

Wow..... that was very interesting. XP
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:19 PM

that is so mean and cruel! my gosh.
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 02:23 PM

lululululululu. they're funny but super mean and rude >_>
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:04 PM

yo thats john teshed up lolll so meann
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:06 PM

LOL I agree. Best is #7. haha
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:20 PM

OMG number 16. my jaws would drop. HAHHA.

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:21 PM

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ;;;;
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 08:56 PM

LOL that was funny but some are really rude! D:
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:16 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOO !!! ^____^ I feel dirty for getting all of them :[
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

Hahahahaha, Number 2! So true!
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 12:06 AM

lol good stuff. but i suppose if its after it doesnt matter what u say as the deed is already done
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 01:29 AM

I laughed like a maniac.
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