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Dear God (Letters from Kids)

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?
Jane


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Dear God,
Pappa and Nanny took tyler to church one day. Tyler looked up and asked me "what is this place"?
I told him that it was Gods' house and that God lives here. Tyler said "yes Nanny, thats the man that stayed with me at the hospital and made me feel better.
Darlene


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Dear God,
How did you know you were God?
Charlene

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Dear God,
I read the Bible, What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love,
Alison


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Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Lucy


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Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma


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Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
Jane


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Dear God,
Who draws those lines around the countries?
Nan


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Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil


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Dear God,
I like the Lord's Prayer best of all. Did you have to write it a lot or did you get it right the first time? I have to write everything I ever write over again.
Lois


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Dear God,
I would like to know why all the things you said are in red.
Joanne


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Dear God,
What does it mean you are a jealous God. I thought you had everything.
Jane


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Dear God,
Is Pastor Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
Donny


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Dear God,
Do you really mean do unto others as they do unto you? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
Darla


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Dear God,
When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now?
Tom


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Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce


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Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Ginny


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Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce


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Dear God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet


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Dear God,
If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

Omg, this one is so cute~ it literally made me "LOL" x)


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Dear God,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
Danny


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Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Peter


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Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with me and my brother.
Larry


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Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but without so much hair all over.
Sam


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Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring but it hasn't come yet. Did you forget?
Mark


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Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Dean


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Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.


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Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan


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Dear God,
If you watch in church Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey


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Dear God,
I love you. Are you fine? I am fine too. My mother has five girls and one boy, I am one of them.
Nancy


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Dear God,
I would like to live for 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love,
Chris


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Dear God,
I don't ever feel alone since I found out about you.
Nora


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Dear God,
We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely,
Donna

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Dear God,
It's great the way you always get the stars in the right places.
Jeff


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Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah - They said, you make an ark on dry land, you fool.? But he was smart, he stuck with you. That's what I would do.
Eddie


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Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just wanted you to know... but I am not just saying that just because you are God.
Charles


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Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.
Johnathan. p>


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Kids in Church

Three-year-old, Reese prayed: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."


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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."


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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."


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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."


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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen." and one particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."


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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." LOLOLOL!


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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the churchand said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."


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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"


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A father was at the beach with his children when the four- year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"


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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

I hope you all enjoyed that because they made my day (:

[&. crepuscular]

omg that freaking made my day and i had like one of the worst days ever
thank you for sharing<3

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."

<3<3<3

[greenana]

OMG! These make my day!!! Thanks for posting this.

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with me and my brother.
Larry

I found this cute.

[yuiyean]

Hahaha...they're funny and innocent at the same time. I just love how its so honest, you just wanna kick yourself.

[WHATSHERFACE]

Lesson to learn: Never underestimate kids, they're smarter than you think.
That was brilliant.
Thanks for sharing

[soogerlips]

"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

I seriously love what the kids said in their prayers and letters. xD
What they say seems real child-like, but some of them are really things you wouldn't think about and have some meaning to it.

This reminds me of when our church was trying to sell t-shirts and we put a sign above us saying "What would Jesus do?"

:)

[starrynight288]

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.
Johnathan. p>
HILARIOUS!!!!!

[secretwishess]

these are so funny n__n


Dear God,
How did you know you were God?
Charlene

LOLOL !

[�..a�]

A father was at the beach with his children when the four- year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

omg! lol that is adorable!

[vietbaby_]

LOLL, these are so cutee <3
made me laugh a bit, especially the ones you bolded, aha.

Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

^ LOOLL, that's so adorable.
his baby brother won't be happy to know that though O_O

[ovaltinejenkins]

this one was adorable

Dear God,
If you watch in church Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey

these were all so cute!

[PRINCE KYARII]

haha some of these are cute.. and some are o_o

[NikkiLuvsU]

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil


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Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce


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Dear God,
If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise


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My faves <3

Especially this one. So cute <3333

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
Jane

[ladolcevita.]

This is extremely cute and it made me LOL XD
Thanks for sharing~!

[super_cool_girl525]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! kids are so adorable lol

[blackvelvetfever]

LMAO these were hilarious and adorable. Kids never cease to make me laugh.

[converse1918]

awe these are soooo cute<3
made my day!!!

[G_kdramas_loyalfan]

LOL kids say the cutest things xD

and the most unexpected ~

[iftimecomes]

sooo qtt ty for sharing

[PRINCESS_GIRL]

Kids are so cute and adorable!! Love these