Has anyone heard someone say a threat that's just incredibly stupid?
Well if you have, post some!
For those who haven't. You need to get yourself some weird friends :]
These are some I've heard:
"Yo, shut up or I'll punch you in the ass!"
"Dude, Imma chop your head off, and sh*t down your neck!"
"I'll take you down and sh*t on your face!"
Friend: If you don't shut the hell up, I'm gonna kick your dog.
Me: I have no dog...
Friend: Oh. Then I'll kick your mom instead!
Me: WHAT?
You guys post your stupid threats, I'd like to hear some x]
Stupid Threats Post threats that you've hear that are simply weird :S
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 08:03 PM
One of my favorites, to show how much I really do care for those I claim to hate (like my siblings).
"I hope you drown and live!"
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 10:06 PM
Yes.. yes I have.
"If they don't fix it, I'm going to raise hell."
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"You stfu or I'll eff your sh-t. Yeah, eff your
sh-t."
"What does that even mean? o.o"
"That I'll EFF YOUR SHHH.. oh, gawhd. Nvm."
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That's all I remember. :|
"If they don't fix it, I'm going to raise hell."
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"You stfu or I'll eff your sh-t. Yeah, eff your
sh-t."
"What does that even mean? o.o"
"That I'll EFF YOUR SHHH.. oh, gawhd. Nvm."
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That's all I remember. :|
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 12:19 AM
LOLLLL!! 
this makes me smile. 
Reminds me of my best friend.
Haha, just remembered one. Although not really a threat...haha.
Friend: You know what? Go home!
Me: Go home? I am home.
Friend: ...>.<
LOL. Because we were at my house, and we were messing around and I unintentionally insulted her. xP
She wasn't pissed but pretended to be. LOL.
And just for the fact, YES, my friend is weird. xP But that's why she's my best friend.
this makes me smile. Reminds me of my best friend.Haha, just remembered one. Although not really a threat...haha.
Friend: You know what? Go home!
Me: Go home? I am home.
Friend: ...>.<
LOL. Because we were at my house, and we were messing around and I unintentionally insulted her. xP
She wasn't pissed but pretended to be. LOL.
And just for the fact, YES, my friend is weird. xP But that's why she's my best friend.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 02:57 PM
Hahaha awesome, I just remembered these ones:
Friend1: I'll kill you!
Friend2:Not if I die first!
Me: Sir, you better be joking about that ISU or else--
Teacher:Or else what?
Me: Uhh... I'll throw a hissy-fit!
Friend1: I'll kill you!
Friend2:Not if I die first!
Me: Sir, you better be joking about that ISU or else--
Teacher:Or else what?
Me: Uhh... I'll throw a hissy-fit!
I keep falling into the other side, and I like it better than reality.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:39 AM
Yup , maybe not threats but silly stuffs when you're joking around.
I and my best friend were singing and my friend told me to stop singing.
Friend: Can you stop singing, your voice isn't nice.
Me: *started singing more loudly.*
Friend: Go and drown in a teaspoon sized puddle.
My little brother and I were playing tag. I got lazy and stopped chasing him. And my brother did a little dance to make me run after him.
Brother: Run Fat Girl! Run.
My and my brother
Me: Haha. Blah Blah Blah (It pissed him off )
Brother: I can punch you so hard that my one punch will make you fall twice.
I and my best friend were singing and my friend told me to stop singing.
Friend: Can you stop singing, your voice isn't nice.
Me: *started singing more loudly.*
Friend: Go and drown in a teaspoon sized puddle.
My little brother and I were playing tag. I got lazy and stopped chasing him. And my brother did a little dance to make me run after him.
Brother: Run Fat Girl! Run.
My and my brother
Me: Haha. Blah Blah Blah (It pissed him off )
Brother: I can punch you so hard that my one punch will make you fall twice.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:30 AM
this girl said it...
if u dont _____________, i'll period on u!!
eww ><"
if u dont _____________, i'll period on u!!
eww ><"
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:51 AM
^^ LOLOLOLLLL i'd laugh so hard in real life
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 01:18 PM
MY friends boyfriend was talking to a group of Filipino kids and was like "YO, Shut up before I kick your FiliPENIS!"
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 01:41 PM
- "I'm gonna pull your endocrine system out of your body."
and.
"I'm gonna break your cheek bone with a small hammer... and then kill you."
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 03:01 PM
i use this alot
" I'm gunna sit on you, flatten you like a pizza and eat you..nomm nom nom nom.." it usually gets people to think im crazy
" I'm gunna sit on you, flatten you like a pizza and eat you..nomm nom nom nom.." it usually gets people to think im crazy
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:42 PM
QUOTE (sarangyejin @ Jul 9 2009, 05:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MY friends boyfriend was talking to a group of Filipino kids and was like "YO, Shut up before I kick your FiliPENIS!"
Aw, I'm mostly Filipino
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:32 PM
Everything North Korea has to say.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:17 AM
QUOTE (sarangyejin @ Jul 9 2009, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MY friends boyfriend was talking to a group of Filipino kids and was like "YO, Shut up before I kick your FiliPENIS!"
that isnt cool man. f-cking racist.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:23 AM
HELP ME OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:33 AM
I will freaking rape you and stick a sharp object in your ass!!
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Dude, I dont even know. I read that somewhere.
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Dude, I dont even know. I read that somewhere.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 01:24 AM
QUOTE (sarangyejin @ Jul 9 2009, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MY friends boyfriend was talking to a group of Filipino kids and was like "YO, Shut up before I kick your FiliPENIS!"
QUOTE (Jude_OooSomethingShiny! @ Jul 9 2009, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aw, I'm mostly Filipino
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that isnt cool man. f-cking racist.
Ditto all of the above :[
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 02:05 AM
how's that racist? cause he added "fili" to penis? not like he called them dirty little boat boys. now that would be racist.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:36 AM
QUOTE (brainless @ Jul 11 2009, 06:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
how's that racist? cause he added "fili" to penis? not like he called them dirty little boat boys. now that would be racist.
See, THAT just hurt my feelings. . .
Sike!
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