Budget (Camera body only or including kit lens): body + kit lens / up to 600€ (~$900)
Frequency of Usage: basically, i'll take it everywhere I go
Purpose (What, where, when?): Portrait, landscape, candids (lol, selca)
Size/Weight: i think it has to "feel" right, not too heavy since my hands are pretty small 
Desired Functions: i'm a total n00b...
Preferred Brand: Canon?
Preferred lens (Fixed Focal, Wide Angle, Macro, Telephoto, Prime, or specific mm/f-stop etc): n00b....
So, i went to a store today and asked for the Canon EOS 450D because it was recommended in the official DSLR thread.
I was told the 500D is better because it's an updated version.
In another store, they recommended the 1000D because of the bigger lens(?) and because the price matched the quality of the cam...? what do you think about it?
edit:
This will be my first dslr and i want to learn more about photography because i got really interested. i guess it will take time, though, to learn about the different camera settings w/e..but right now a dslr is #1 on my to buy list
it's actually quite embarassing to go into a store and just ask about the cams...lol, cause the only thing i could do was nod like i actually knew what the salesman was talking about xD
the 1000d was recommended to me because of the zoom lense (i think it said sigma)...the zoom was "better" than the one on the 500d (they didn't have a 450d there, but i think 450d and 500d aren't that different in regards of size and weight?). can't i just buy the 450d with the sigma lens... ?
i somehow side with the 450d...
still don't get the differenece between 450d and 1000d, though