[sloveu]

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, “john tesh you!”

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!


Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/07/five-kinds-of-sex/


^LOL^ !!! :D:D

[cheerydumdum]

ROFL. i like the last two. *siiiigh* so sad, so sad.

[x3Lovee]

LOL. The last two!
It's sad but funny o_o
esp. the courtroom one....

[onetouch.]

LOL wow the last one....hahahaha wow
XD

[adaytodiefor]

lol......courtroom.
just sad.

[infinite*]

I have to admit, this is pretty funny.
The last one's the best.

[happypiano]

it's so funny and sad at the same time because it's so true to society nowadays. *shakes head*

[daulism]

lol @ the last one. hahaha

[Chinkehh]

LOL. I wonder how this works for mormons ;D

[&. crepuscular]

LOL ahaha blue in the face! XD

[dlre]

u forgot the sex before marriage......

[converse1918]

haha! LOL @ the last one (: but still kinda sad

[Rainity]

LOL @ the last one. thats sad rOfls. x)

[juicejuice]

oh that's funny!... thank you for posting...

[itz_n_obsession]

ahahaha...i was thinking...where is this going???

[smylies]

lol! the last two are sad.

[kimlovesminhwan]

haha, ruffles
courtroom sex.. *shakes head*

[Kiss Me]

HAHAHAHAH #4 and #5 is the best <3 SO funny.

[Peekabooitzme]

Hahahahahahaha.....I like the last one that says that the wife screws the husband in front of the courtroom. Even the smurf sex where they get blue in the face.

[Regina Rae]

Lol @ smurf sex. dfdfdfdfd