A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”
Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/07/farmers-divorce/
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:12 AM
hahaha...that was funny...the farmer sounds like a blond.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 11:36 AM
XD How did they get married in the first place if he's so stupid?
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:04 PM
It sounds similar to this one: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=216530
But it's still funny.
"dayvorces" LOL. o_o
But it's still funny.
"dayvorces" LOL. o_o
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:18 PM
Hahah he sounds so stupid. x] I would've been so pissed if I talked to him! Hahahah.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:48 PM
I think I would of slapped him out of frustration.
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:49 PM
Hahaha that was sa good one =]
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:09 PM
what a dumbass x)
i think i would have chucked something at him
i think i would have chucked something at him
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:51 PM
lol
at 'dayvorces', I was reminded of Cletus from the Simpsons... because I watched the Simpsons today...
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Posted 07 August 2009 - 09:17 PM
lol...red neck talk...ahahahaha
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:17 PM
wow... totally understood O.O
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 01:20 PM
haha.
that is hilarous!
poor attorney!
haha.
thanks for posting.
that is hilarous!
poor attorney!
haha.
thanks for posting.
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:40 PM
LOL wow poor...both of them. o_O
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