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the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

#1 User is offline   keuriseudo 

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 06:35 AM

the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for b.r.e.a.s.t.s too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. finally find that damned g-spot!
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#2 User is offline   Mike_Jones 

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 07:14 AM

lolz...
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 08:04 AM

haha!!
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 09:00 AM

isnt there one for if a girl woke up with a penis?
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 09:28 AM

I would cry
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 09:31 AM

QUOTE(keuriseudo @ Jan 15 2006, 09:35 AM) View Post

the top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

10. immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. see if they could finally do the splits.
7. see if its truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4. have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. sit on the edge of the bed and pray for b.r.e.a.s.t.s too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. finally find that damned g-spot!

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#7 User is offline   chubzzy 

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 09:34 AM

lol......
don't quite get #7 though huh.gif


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Posted 15 January 2006 - 09:47 AM

as a guy reading this, I think it seems so wierd..... and awkward
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 10:04 AM

Number 6!!! AH! NUMBER 6!!
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 01:02 PM

QUOTE(chubzzy @ Jan 15 2006, 12:34 PM) View Post

lol......
don't quite get #7 though huh.gif

Me, either. oO;
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 02:42 PM

uhh Okay... I don't know about #7 and i doubt it's possible..

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 02:43 PM

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 06:45 PM

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 07:16 PM

heck no that's all wrong. number 1 would be figuring out a way to pee while standing.
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 07:51 PM

What the...AHAHAH
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 07:59 PM

lol

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Posted 15 January 2006 - 08:33 PM

wth? #6 is intriging to me though...
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 08:48 PM

o.O haha
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Posted 15 January 2006 - 08:48 PM

haha interesting... was this a real survey?
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