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#1 User is offline   peasilla 

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:20 PM

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

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#2 User is offline   RnBaddict 

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:28 PM

ahahaahahahaha i get it biggrin.gif
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:42 PM

at first i was like "WTH" but hen i read the last line and was laughing (: thanks for this happy.gif


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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:48 PM

ROFL ! LOL when i first read it im like wdf LOL.
hahahah.
funny x)
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#5 User is offline   sangiie.yo 

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:55 PM

LMAO! !! laugh.gif laugh.gif omgs thats so sad !
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realise why it didn't work out with anyone else.
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#6 User is offline   Irony. 

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 09:55 PM

Ohhh I get this! Hahhahahah! that lady got owned!
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#7 User is offline   lizelle 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 12:27 AM

hahahahaha, it took me a second to get it.
haha, total ownage.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 12:30 AM

the woman is bad keke xD
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:10 AM

Lady must be dang stupid to not realize it was a vibrator. o_o
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 03:00 AM

oooooohhh
dam...
dat wife got owned!
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 02:37 PM

Gives me a laugh every time
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 07:02 PM

awww dang
the woman got owned
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 07:33 PM

ROFL! wow. LOL, i actually get thiss phew.gif

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 08:31 PM

hahahahhha lols funnny
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:12 PM

LMAO, the woman got busted.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:17 PM

Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. She hella got owned.


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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:19 PM

hahahahaha the wife got owned!!!
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 12:22 AM

ooh BUSTED
She got owned rolleyes.gif

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 02:44 AM

LOLLLLL, she got owned bad. (:

❥ got me like oh my god, i'm so in love._____

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:48 AM

HAHAHAHAHA! OWNED! LOL! xD
"When life gives you lemons... chuck 'em at people." - Cal Lightman
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