A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 11:03 PM
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Posted 12 July 2009 - 11:11 PM
LOL
HAHAHAHAAAA
daaaaaaaaam xDD
HAHAHAHAAAA
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 12:01 AM
LOOOL. Took me a while to get it. xD Haha, the mailman is the father?!?!
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 12:19 AM
LOLOLOLOL XDDDD
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 12:28 AM
that's funny
the mailman must've been in a hellhole
the mailman must've been in a hellhole
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 01:20 AM
hahahaah lol took a while to get it.
sucks for the mailman.
sucks for the mailman.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:43 AM
it wasn't that funny to me. poor mailman.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 03:26 PM
this joke was on a vietnamese comedy.. lols.. was actually more funny watching since the husbands bestfriend outside the room collapsed
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 04:22 PM
Omg wow. Wooooooow.
So sad for the mailman...and the fake dad. >>
Lol pretty amusing.
So sad for the mailman...and the fake dad. >>
Lol pretty amusing.
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:21 PM
Rofl. That was unexpected 
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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA ^^
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 09:16 PM
OMG aahahahahha
took me like 3 secs after reading it to understand... but FUNNYYYY
took me like 3 secs after reading it to understand... but FUNNYYYY
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 09:32 PM
LOL YAYY I GOT IT RIGHT AWAY =)
AHAHA, this is funnyyy
YAYY I GOT IT RIGHT AWAY =)AHAHA, this is funnyyy
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 11:02 PM
OMG! HAHAAHAHAHA. i didnt expect that. sigh.
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