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#1 User is offline   sloveu 

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 06:55 AM

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about Viagra?”

Pharmacist: “Of course.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory?”

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?”

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “Perfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.”


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Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/07/wedding-registry/
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Post icon  Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:41 PM

haha,really funny old guy.
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:45 PM

hahaha....very funny smile.gif
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:56 PM

haha haha realllyyyy funny (:
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