The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”
“Hello, is this FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.”
“This will be noted.”
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom’s house. “Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yeah they did.” “Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/07/a-case-for-the-fbi/
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 11:41 AM
Lmao!
Thats a good one!
Thats a good one!
The Penguiinz Are Coming For YOU!
Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid
Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:46 PM
It's so funny.. haha..
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 06:48 PM
wasnt there a story like this where an old man needed his son to dig up a garden for him? o.o
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:57 PM
Hahaha I did not expect that xD
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 11:27 PM
that's genius! wahahahahah...
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