10 Reasons: Fil-am Us President

10 Reasons: Fil-am Us President Top 10 reasons why there couldn't be a Filipino-American US Presid

#1 imtoghai

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 02:48 PM

Searched this on Soompi and I haven't come across any results that showed this has already been posted. So, here you go!:

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I don�t know if you've heard or watched David Letterman's Show when he used Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly shows we are an emerging group in this diverse society to be featured in Dave's famous TV show...

TOP TEN: Reasons Why There Couldn�t Be a Filipino-American US President

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for � 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz , BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners...

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork

5. Secret Service staff won�t respond to 'psst� psst' or hoy.hoy hoy

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow 'Take Home'.

1. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN�T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS...

Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

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#2 erika.march1993

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 05:36 PM

5. Secret Service staff won�t respond to 'psst� psst' or hoy.hoy hoy
thats the only one I found slightly funny.

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Posted 21 July 2009 - 11:50 PM

HOY!
gahhh me and my friends always make fun of that

and hiw filipinos point to things with their chin LOL
i'm half so... im used to all that stuff

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 02:56 AM

HAHA!!
As I read that my first thought was, "OMG! It's decrubes my family!!"

LOLS! Funny post dude

Describes a true PINOY!

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 03:51 AM

lol at first i was like 'heyy! thats not cool!'
but then i read it all and iw as like. 'ok, so true true... LOL'

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 04:19 AM

haha! LOL Its funny but true..

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:12 AM

QUOTE (imtoghai @ Jul 22 2009, 06:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

TOP TEN: Reasons Why There Couldn�t Be a Filipino-American US President

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

That was really funny.
Reminds me of the saying "ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES..."
The above are so true for my family.