QUOTE(pinzoil @ Apr 26 2006, 02:15 PM) 
*moves in my repetoire include, the toe drag, the dangle, the Konstantin Puschkarev spread eagle stutter dangle, the modified Marek Malik-esque pass, the Milan Hejduk yo-yo pull, the Paul Kariya first step, the Jagr inside out behind the "d"s back, the Datsyuk-Turco move, the Afinogenov acceleration then full stop break away move, the Dougy Weight/Alexei Zhamnov breakaway from the side & cut across backhand into empty twine move, the Alabama Criss Cross move ala Tony Amonte and Krivokrasov (with my younger bro), the Danny Alfredsson curl, the Savardian spinaramma...and much more.*
I'm moving out to Vancouver in the future, and I can't wait to see Asians on the rinks over there, because in Calgary, it's me versus the white boys! The Asian girls downtown marvel at me skating in the Olympic plaza during the winters and just take pics of me on their camera phones and say I gotta show this to people!! ahahaha. oh man, we should have a soompi game! NOT TO MENTION I SKATE LIKE SCOTT NEIDERMEYER blended with OLEG SAPRYKINS JUMP START and AGILITY. I skate in public places just to have the people gawk at how good this skater is for an ASIan. ahahhaa.
Outside of Jonogun who looks like he plays, no one knows these moves on this board, because they just watch. ahhaha, I'm so skilled, like a flower in a bed of coal.
LMAO, I hope you're joking...especially about the flower in a bed of coal...lol. You do realize that you're making a fool out of yourself. This is the NHL thread, who cares a damn about how well you skate. 
I can't !@#$%^-ing believe there was no penalty call on Justin Williams. Just friggin call upstairs and check if you have to, even though it's pretty obvious. This will go on as the worst refereeing in recent playoff years, except for when Calgary should've won the Cup when the goal wa CLEARLY over the line in Tampa Bay's net but was called off.
