A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door. She looked at him and said, "Jeeves, take off my dress." He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued, "take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said, "remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She looked at him and then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
Butler Gone Bad.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:28 PM
lol, wow that was unexpected. XD
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:30 PM
haha, that was VERY unexpected.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:44 PM
I don't get why she made him take off her clothes, please explain
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:58 PM
LOL
Wow.
I feel stupid
Wow.
I feel stupid
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:15 PM
oh wow that was a nice twist at the end. ;p lol
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:18 PM
I didn't get it @ 1st LOL. Hahah I have a dirty mind =/
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:21 PM
OH ROFl. I didn't get it til faithpuppy explained it. xD
Nice one. xD Hahaha.
Nice one. xD Hahaha.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:57 PM
HHAA.
that was kind of cute in an unexpected kind of way
that was kind of cute in an unexpected kind of way
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:23 PM
lol, that was unexpected hahahah lol 
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:12 PM
Oh gooooooooooosh. o_______o
That is disturbing to come home to that..
That is disturbing to come home to that..
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:35 PM
I've seen this around with a father or son scenario. But this one is pretty funny. x3
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:09 AM
OH.MY.GOD.
that's hilarious!
that's hilarious!
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:12 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD
and i was thinking of grown-up trap!Ciel and Sebastian with this joke xD
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and i was thinking of grown-up trap!Ciel and Sebastian with this joke xD
^ kurosh*tsuji characters :X
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:23 AM
Woah I didn't expect that ending either, I was wondering what the twist would be, but I didn't expect that..
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:28 AM
LMFAOOO
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i wonder why he's
wearing her clothes
in the first place XDQUOTELOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD
and i was thinking of grown-up trap!Ciel and Sebastian with this joke xD
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LMFAO naughty thoughts, eh?
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:33 AM
LOL I instantly thought about Ciel & Sebastian too! 
I guess the butler got too relaxed....haha
I guess the butler got too relaxed....haha
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:22 PM
lol! i get it, i didn't expect that. haha the butler was wearing her clothes instead!
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:05 PM
LOL! Sheesh.. i thought something r-rated was going to happen. This is what happen when you're 21, kids
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