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Italian Women Spaghetti & Meatballs

#1 User is offline   xlemonpie 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:02 PM

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child..

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he woul d also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then
arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'. 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later', he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

'Send extra sauce.'

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#2 User is offline   raspberries 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:25 PM

Hahaha, now the man didn't expect THIS.
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#3 User is offline   Vic-Vic 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:35 PM

WHOA! That's a lot of kids.
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#4 User is offline   isarangyoumucho 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 04:03 PM

LOL wow sucks for the guy rolleyes.gif
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 06:24 PM

hahahahaha. that was smartt & cutee.

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#6 User is offline   *crystal_moonlite* 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 06:37 PM

hahahaahahahaahahhaahha.

whoa...definitely wasn't expecting that.
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#7 User is offline   krYstIi 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 06:40 PM

oh wow .. thats sure alot of kids to take care of..

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:13 PM

LOl! wow. 5 kids.
that's a lot of money. haha
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#9 User is offline   Rainity 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:27 PM

wow 5 HAHAHAHAS.
he wasnt expecting that was he ? LMFAO.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:44 PM

Lol!!! That was good. What a clever woman.


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#11 User is offline   daulism 

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:50 PM

maybe she really didn't have that much kids and was just lying to him for some extra cash lol [x
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 11:10 PM

SO 3 girls and 2 boys? HAHHAH biggrin.gif nice ^^
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#13 User is offline   rachii-ee 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 02:00 AM

LOLLL, he so wasn't expecting that many kids! X)
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 11:50 AM

LOL
that guy is screwed XD
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 02:27 PM

xD I didn't get it at first
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:39 AM

DAMN i feel bad for the guy
well he deserved it for cheating on his wife XD

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 12:35 PM

Time to move out of that house.
Cheaters getting scammed lol xD
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 01:04 AM

LOL. now the quy is really surprise.
hes qunna qo poor. (:
Have a little shopping here !!
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:28 PM

ahahaha..that's funny!! three boys and two girls..hahahaha..xD
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 07:57 PM

LOL lies. if it were me, I wouldn't send the sauce. but he deserved it anyway tongue.gif
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