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#1 User is offline   Sharon Stone 

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 11:21 AM

Youre never too old to enjoy chocolate.
Its safe to have chocolate while youre driving.
You never feel guilty after eating chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate satisfactions guaranteed.
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Posted 08 August 2009 - 08:24 PM

lol

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Its safe to have chocolate while youre driving.


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I don't like chocolate a lot though... mellow.gif OR sex huh.gif
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Posted 08 August 2009 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (Sharon Stone @ Aug 8 2009, 12:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You never feel guilty after eating chocolate.



that's not entirely true sad.gif


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Posted 08 August 2009 - 08:54 PM

HAHAHA

I suppose.. I love chocolate!
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Posted 08 August 2009 - 11:35 PM

You don't have to worry about biting the nuts. rolleyes.gif

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Posted 08 August 2009 - 11:39 PM

LOL my cousins and i saw a whole tshirt with a long list of this in SF. we even took a picture of it.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:10 AM

QUOTE (jaxjay @ Aug 8 2009, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that's not entirely true sad.gif


I know, right? ;~;
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:57 AM

QUOTE (bloo. @ Aug 9 2009, 01:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You don't have to worry about biting the nuts. rolleyes.gif

this made me LOL
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 04:54 AM

QUOTE (Sharon Stone @ Aug 8 2009, 12:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You never feel guilty after eating chocolate.

not necessarily true sleep.gif

these were funny..but while i was reading the joke, i kept thinking of chocolate as something really dirty rolleyes.gif
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:57 PM

QUOTE (bloo. @ Aug 9 2009, 01:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You don't have to worry about biting the nuts. rolleyes.gif

LOLOL. that made me laugh. laugh.gif
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 02:33 PM

oh my god...that is funny...lol..
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 02:41 PM

LOL all true, minus the guilty one. but for a different reason.

anyone can have chocolate with the lights on and not feel embarassed? xD

theres a commercial like this. i think its for dove chocolate...

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 02:48 PM

QUOTE (bloo. @ Aug 9 2009, 12:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You don't have to worry about biting the nuts. rolleyes.gif

Haha. That's a good one. They should add that in the list.
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE (Sharon Stone @ Aug 8 2009, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Youre never too old to enjoy chocolate.
Its safe to have chocolate while youre driving.
You never feel guilty after eating chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate satisfactions guaranteed.


I gotta lol at the last line. But I kind of disagree with never feel guilty after eating it.......
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:50 PM

i can make chocolate last as long as i want? o.o;
since when? O_O; (not eating it doesn't count rofl)
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:52 PM

QUOTE (bloo. @ Aug 9 2009, 12:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You don't have to worry about biting the nuts. rolleyes.gif


haha this made me really LOL biggrin.gif
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:53 PM

lol im allergic to chocolate xD

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Posted 10 August 2009 - 06:56 AM

it's true. chocolate is way better lol




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Posted 11 August 2009 - 01:36 PM

lol.
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that is funny.
and so true!
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:03 PM

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You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.


LOL that made my day =]
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